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    Nothing is wrong with Tom Brady. When you look at the New England Patriots, they are going to have to readjust how they evaluate talent…You have to bring in some heavy hitters to protect Tom Brady at 37 years old and help him get the ball out of his hands.

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    Nothing makes a pitcher feel more secure than the sight of his teammates circling the bases during a ball game.

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    Obama is a human wrecking ball single-handedly destroying our economy and bankrupting the nation.

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    Occupied Falklands are the thorn in my balls

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    Often you see people who move there and then, once they have arrived, the ball moves here after which they also come here, but then the ball goes there again. I say: just stay where you are, then you are in any case at the right place half of the time.

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    Oh aye...my Father would thrash me every now and then. He'd talk while he did it too! He'd hit me and shout, 'Have ye had enough?' Had enough? Whit kind of question is that? 'Why, Father, would another kick in the balls be out of the question???'

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    Once I get the ball, you're at my mercy. There is nothing you can say or do about it. I own the ball.

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    Oh, I've discarded a great many [poems]. And occasionally I've discarded and then resurrected. I would find a crumpled yellow ball of paper in the wastebasket, in the morning, and open it to see what the hell I'd been up to; and occasionally it was something that needed only a very slight change to be brought off, which I'd missed the day before.

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    Once when I was golfing in Georgia, I hooked the ball into the swamp. I went in after it and found an alligator wearing a shirt with a picture of a little golfer on it.

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    Once you get to the plate, you have two options: You either quit, or you try to hit the ball.

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    One of the great ball-givers in the United Kingdom is Nicholas Parsons.

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    One of the hardest things for a ball player to do is to accept his role

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    October: that's when they pay off for playing ball.

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    Once the referee throws the ball in the air, it's either your ball or their ball and you have to just take your shot.

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    One of the greatest gifts to mankind is laughter, and one of the greatest gifts to laughter is Lucille Ball. God has her now but thanks to television, we'll have her forever.

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    One travels like a golf ball, hopping from green to green.

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    One thing I did not want to change, even if we got serious, work had to be enjoyable on a daily basis. We all had to come to work on the balls of our feet and go up the stairs two at a time.

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    One time he (Cool Papa Bell) hit a line drive right past my ear. I turned around and saw the ball hit his ass sliding into second.

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    Organisms are not billiard balls, propelled by simple and measurable external forces to predictable new positions on life's pool table. Sufficiently complex systems have greater richness. Organisms have a history that constrains their future in myriad, subtle ways.

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    Out here, it's just you and the ball.

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    One thing I've learned over time is, if you hit a golf ball into water, it won't float.

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    People always ask me how I can hit the ball so far, and I say, 'I just swing.' It's the coaches who first told me I had good bat speed. I was just swinging, and I guess it was fast. I'm pretty fast at everything.

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    People talk about cold weather and it'd be tough to catch balls. But the greatest catcher of all time, Michael Crabtree, catches everything. It's unbelievable. In the northern snowlands, down to the tropics' sunny scenes, he's catching the football. Where they throw a football, he'll be catching it.

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    Our knowledge of shape and form remains, in general, a mixture of visual and of tactile experiences... A child learns about roundness from handling a ball far more than from looking at it.

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    [Petunias are] as hopelessly impractical as a chiffon ball dress.

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    Place hitting is, in a sense, glorified bunting. I only take a half swing at the ball, and the weight of the bat rather than my swing is what drives it.

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    Playing on turf affects everything, you know, it affects the way the ball rolls, it affects the way the ball bounces, it affects the way you think about whether or not going into a slide. It's kind of a nightmare.

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    Placing the ball in the right position for the next shot is eighty percent of winning golf.

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    People have always thought of me as a passer of the ball, but you can't just be that these days.

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    Politicians who wear little tennis socks with the balls at the back should not be taken seriously.

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    Playing golf is like going to a strip joint. After 18 holes you are tired and most of your balls are missing.

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    Put a lot of paint & a wooden ball or other object on a board. Push to the other end of the board. Use this in a painting. - ruler on board.

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    Politics can not only be drudgery and Captain Queeg with the balls in his hands.

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    Quickness more than anything else should determine your amount of pressure on the ball.

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    Racquetball is the only sport where simultaneously you can be looking at the ball and it'll hit you in the back of the head at 90 miles per hour.

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    Racing drivers have balls, unfortunantly, none of them are crystal

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    Rebounding helps a lot with your ball skills, because you're able to go get the ball at a high point, which is what they want you to do in football.

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    Programs to demonstrate Darwinian evolution are akin to a pinball machine. The steel ball bounces around differently every time but eventually falls down the little hole behind the flippers.

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    ... programming requires more concentration than other activities. It's the reason programmers get upset about 'quick interruptions' - such interruptions are tantamount to asking a juggler to keep three balls in the air and hold your groceries at the same time.

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    Roll on, thou ball, roll on! Through pathless realms of Space, Roll on!

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    Ronaldo can do whatever he wants as a footballer. There are some things he does with the ball that make me touch my head and wonder how he did it.

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    Ronaldo was my hero. I loved watching players like Zidane, Ronaldinho and Rivaldo, but Ronaldo was the best striker I've ever seen. He was so fast he could score from nothing and could shoot the ball better than anyone I've ever seen.

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    Roscoe Tanner seems to have found a way of making his service go even faster, so that the ball is now quite invisible, like Stealth, the American supersonic bomber which nobody has ever seen.

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    Roses are red, violets are blue, so are my balls thanks to you.

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    Rugby is a game for the mentally deficient... That is why it was invented by the British. Who else but an Englishman could invent an oval ball?

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    She's probably in denial that she's a great big ball of insecurity and I'm quite well aware that I am one.

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    She was a cyborg, and she would never go to a ball.

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    Profit by your own mistakes and profit by the mistakes of others. The referees were calling ball handling violations like they were getting commissions.

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    Recently started flat ironing my ball hair. Come on ladies, you know how it is; if you have curly hair you just want straight hair.

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    Remember, if you don't have a goal you're not playing football, you're just kicking a ball around the park.