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    When Mia Hamm touches the ball, you just hold your breath.

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    When the ball is on the one-yard line, never risk a fumble. Carry it over yourself.

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    When the ball is over the middle of the plate, the batter is hitting it with the sweet part of the bat. When it's inside, he's hitting it with the part of the bat from the handle to the trademark. When it's outside, he's hitting it with the end of the bat. You've got to keep the ball away from the sweet part of the bat. To do that, the pitcher has to move the hitter off the plate.

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    When the ball dropped in 1999, I was holding dough and champagne in my hands and holding my kids.

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    When the coach told me I was playing, I said: 'We're going to Brazil.' It doesn't matter how. If I'd had to score with my hand, the ball would have been in the back of the net.

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    When things get unbearable, I wrap myself into a tight ball and shut my eyes. Every muscle in my body is tense. I open my eyes and I'm still where I was when I closed them to escape. Nothing's changed.

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    When Tiger was 6 months old, he would sit in our garage, watching me hit balls into a net. He had been assimilating his golf swing. When he got out of the high chair, he had a golf swing.

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    When we move the ball, we're one of the best teams in the league.

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    When you become a parent you're endlessly obsessed with chatting to other moms and learning how they make it work - keep all the balls in the air if you like - because we all want to know how to be the best mom that we possibly can be.

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    When you can throw 97 miles an hour and put the ball over the plate anytime you want, it's fun.

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    When you come out of that pink ugly hole onto this planet you're nothing but a gooey shrieking wrinkled ball of weakness.

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    When you get into competition and get under pressure, and get over that ball and are looking at it, and know you have to hit it, it is having that system to depend on to get that ball to where you want it to be.

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    When you have a chance to take the ball for the world champs, you take the ball.

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    When you have to react to a lizard that's a tennis ball, it's a really, really difficult, tricky piece of craft.

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    When you got it going, you got it going. I just keep my focus down the stretch. Thats when I want the ball. Im just not afraid to fail.

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    When your blood is found at the murder scene, that's the end of the ball game, there's nothing more to say.

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    When you intercept the ball with your stomach, that is great defense

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    When you're a ball hawk, you should have a mohawk.

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    When your arm gets hit, the ball is not going to go where you want it to.

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    Who else but an Englishman could invent an oval ball.

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    When you write, you can hide behind your words. When you talk, you are up front, like the clown in the midway booth; and passersby can bean you with a ball.

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    While I have the utmost respect for people who practice the Christian faith, the fact is, as everyone knows, I am as Jewish as a matzo ball or kosher salami.

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    While playing golf today, I hit two good balls. I stepped on a rake.

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    Whitley Bay was my first experience of the seaside. I'd buy my bucket and spade, and beach ball, and all the shops were teeming with toys. I used to spend hours on the shuggy boats.

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    When you're six, most of your Bingo balls are still floating around in the draw-tank.

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    Where the ball went was up to heaven. Sometimes I threw the ball clean up into the stands.

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    Whoever called snooker "chess with balls" was rude, but right.

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    Why do all balls look like they're 150 years old?

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    With no one collecting his knockdowns, what was Crouch supposed to do, juggle the ball with his head until the midfield support arrived?

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    With a resigned shrug, she screamed and collapsed into a faint. She stayed resolutely fainted, despite the liberal application of smelling salts, which made her eyes water most tremendously, a cramp in the back of one knee, and the fact that her new ball gown was getting most awfully wrinkled.

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    With a versatile player, there's no spot on the court you can't pass him the ball. You can do anything.

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    Words, like cannon balls, should go direct to their mark.

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    Without the ball, you can't win.

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    Women are so useless and unimaginative, aren't they? All they ever think of planting in the dirt is the seed of something beautiful or edible. The only missile they can ever think of throwing at anybody is a ball or a bridal bouquet.

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    Working mothers' laughter comes hardest when our double life is revealed for what it is: a juggling act in which the balls can drop at any time, invariably on our own head.

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    With the game on the line. I want the ball in my hands.

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    Women in music have the bigger balls anyhow we endure much more harassment and critic.

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    Would it have been worth while, To have bitten off the matter with a smile, To have squeezed the universe into a ball To roll it towards some overwhelming question

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    Yinzer: DAMN!! I wish I had your balls! Tucker:"I wish you had a breath mint, but I guess we don't always get what we wish for.

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    Yes, because it's Len's obsession with practical. I've never really had that experience that I hear people having of being on an empty soundstage painted green talking to a tennis ball on a stick.

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    Yes, hard is good. When I was in high school, I spent a lot of time on my knees playing with balls. I guess it was only natural that I became a catcher.

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    You can make a very heavy and kind of dangerous 3-way shot glass out of a bowling ball.

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    You can, legally, possibly hit and kill a fellow golfer with a ball, and there will not be a lot of trouble because the other golfers will refuse to stop and be witnesses because they will want to keep playing.

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    You can never, ever predict the curve balls it throws you. So just roll with it, and don't forget to enjoy the moment and soak it up. Don't just Instagram it.

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    You cannot make an omelet without breaking some balls

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    You can never find the right bowling ball. This one's too heavy. This one's good but its pink!

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    You can't lose an old golf ball.

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    You can't gaze in the crystal ball and see the future. What the Internet is going to be in the future is what society makes it.

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    You can trust a crystal ball about as far as you can throw it.

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    You can reach stupidity only with a cannon ball.

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