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    People always ask me how I can hit the ball so far, and I say, 'I just swing.' It's the coaches who first told me I had good bat speed. I was just swinging, and I guess it was fast. I'm pretty fast at everything.

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    People talk about cold weather and it'd be tough to catch balls. But the greatest catcher of all time, Michael Crabtree, catches everything. It's unbelievable. In the northern snowlands, down to the tropics' sunny scenes, he's catching the football. Where they throw a football, he'll be catching it.

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    Place hitting is, in a sense, glorified bunting. I only take a half swing at the ball, and the weight of the bat rather than my swing is what drives it.

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    Placing the ball in the right position for the next shot is eighty percent of winning golf.

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    People have always thought of me as a passer of the ball, but you can't just be that these days.

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    [Petunias are] as hopelessly impractical as a chiffon ball dress.

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    Politicians who wear little tennis socks with the balls at the back should not be taken seriously.

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    Politics can not only be drudgery and Captain Queeg with the balls in his hands.

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    Profit by your own mistakes and profit by the mistakes of others. The referees were calling ball handling violations like they were getting commissions.

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    Programs to demonstrate Darwinian evolution are akin to a pinball machine. The steel ball bounces around differently every time but eventually falls down the little hole behind the flippers.

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    ... programming requires more concentration than other activities. It's the reason programmers get upset about 'quick interruptions' - such interruptions are tantamount to asking a juggler to keep three balls in the air and hold your groceries at the same time.

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    Put a lot of paint & a wooden ball or other object on a board. Push to the other end of the board. Use this in a painting. - ruler on board.

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    Playing golf is like going to a strip joint. After 18 holes you are tired and most of your balls are missing.

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    Quickness more than anything else should determine your amount of pressure on the ball.

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    Playing on turf affects everything, you know, it affects the way the ball rolls, it affects the way the ball bounces, it affects the way you think about whether or not going into a slide. It's kind of a nightmare.

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    Racquetball is the only sport where simultaneously you can be looking at the ball and it'll hit you in the back of the head at 90 miles per hour.

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    Racing drivers have balls, unfortunantly, none of them are crystal

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    Remember, if you don't have a goal you're not playing football, you're just kicking a ball around the park.

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    Rebounding helps a lot with your ball skills, because you're able to go get the ball at a high point, which is what they want you to do in football.

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    Roger Federer moves like a whisper and executes like a wrecking ball. It is simply impossible to explain how he does what he does.

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    Ronaldo can do whatever he wants as a footballer. There are some things he does with the ball that make me touch my head and wonder how he did it.

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    Roll on, thou ball, roll on! Through pathless realms of Space, Roll on!

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    Recently started flat ironing my ball hair. Come on ladies, you know how it is; if you have curly hair you just want straight hair.

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    Ronaldo was my hero. I loved watching players like Zidane, Ronaldinho and Rivaldo, but Ronaldo was the best striker I've ever seen. He was so fast he could score from nothing and could shoot the ball better than anyone I've ever seen.

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    Roscoe Tanner seems to have found a way of making his service go even faster, so that the ball is now quite invisible, like Stealth, the American supersonic bomber which nobody has ever seen.

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    Rowww!” Bast wailed. The wrecking ball rolled straight over her, but she didn’t appear hurt. She leaped off and pounced aain. Her knives sliced through the metal like wet clay. Within seconds, the wrecking ball was reduced to a mound of scraps. Bast sheathed her blades. “Safe now.” “You saved us from a metal ball,” Sadie said. “You never know,” Bast said. “It could’ve been hostile.

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    Rugby is a game for the mentally deficient... That is why it was invented by the British. Who else but an Englishman could invent an oval ball?

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    Roses are red, violets are blue, so are my balls thanks to you.

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    She was a cyborg, and she would never go to a ball.

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    She said, "'Ye can we get married at the mall?" I said, "Look, you need to crawl 'fore you ball Come and meet me in the bathroom stall And show me why you deserve to have it all.

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    She's probably in denial that she's a great big ball of insecurity and I'm quite well aware that I am one.

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    She wouldn't let go of the letter. She took it into the tub with her and squeezed it up in a wet ball, and only let me leave it in the soap dish when she saw that it was coming to pieces like snow.

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    Society is a masked ball, where every one hides his real character, and reveals it by hiding.

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    Socrates said that, from above, the Earth looks like one of those twelve-patched leathern balls.

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    Society indeed conspires to keep you ball and chained.

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    So many QBs throw the ball down the field, that's wrong. Watch Aaron Rodger throw it up the field

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    Slow thinkers are part of the game too. Some of these slow thinkers can hit a ball a long way.

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    Some comedians you work with, they only turn on when the camera turn on, and they're like sad-faced clowns when the camera's off. And then, they come alive when the camera come on. And you be like, "Oh, damn. You're not a depressed ball of depression, but you are actually funny.

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    Some golfers blast their ball from traps, With one adroit explosion, But others, out in ten perhaps, Depend upon erosion.

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    Snooker is just chess with balls.

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    Some maniac butcher is trying to hack away your balls.

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    Someone in the England team will have to grab the ball by the horns.

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    Some people are born to lift heavy weights, some are born to juggle golden balls.

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    Something to keep in mind - it’s raining lightly. The infield could be very wet on ground balls.

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    Someone once told me that God figured that I was a pretty good juggler. I could keep a lot of balls in the air at one time. So He said, "Let's see if he can juggle another one.

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    Some people have their own bowling ball and their own bowling shoes... and no friends.

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    Some songs seem to achieve the quality of a geometric object - a ball, box, or cone - and I don't mess with 'em.

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    Sometimes, it's good to have a tremendous star, because everyone understands he has to get the ball.

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    Sometimes you have to put your balls on the line.

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    Some of these guys wear beards to make them look intimidating, but they don't look so tough when they have to deliver the ball. Their abilities and their attitudes don't back up their beards.