Best 1065 quotes in «balls quotes» category

When you have to react to a lizard that's a tennis ball, it's a really, really difficult, tricky piece of craft.

When you intercept the ball with your stomach, that is great defense

When your blood is found at the murder scene, that's the end of the ball game, there's nothing more to say.

When you're a ball hawk, you should have a mohawk.

When your arm gets hit, the ball is not going to go where you want it to.

When you're six, most of your Bingo balls are still floating around in the draw-tank.

When you write, you can hide behind your words. When you talk, you are up front, like the clown in the midway booth; and passersby can bean you with a ball.

Where the ball went was up to heaven. Sometimes I threw the ball clean up into the stands.

While I have the utmost respect for people who practice the Christian faith, the fact is, as everyone knows, I am as Jewish as a matzo ball or kosher salami.

While playing golf today, I hit two good balls. I stepped on a rake.

Whitley Bay was my first experience of the seaside. I'd buy my bucket and spade, and beach ball, and all the shops were teeming with toys. I used to spend hours on the shuggy boats.

Who else but an Englishman could invent an oval ball.

Whoever called snooker "chess with balls" was rude, but right.

Why do all balls look like they're 150 years old?

Without the ball, you can't win.

With a versatile player, there's no spot on the court you can't pass him the ball. You can do anything.

With the game on the line. I want the ball in my hands.

With a resigned shrug, she screamed and collapsed into a faint. She stayed resolutely fainted, despite the liberal application of smelling salts, which made her eyes water most tremendously, a cramp in the back of one knee, and the fact that her new ball gown was getting most awfully wrinkled.

With no one collecting his knockdowns, what was Crouch supposed to do, juggle the ball with his head until the midfield support arrived?

Words, like cannon balls, should go direct to their mark.

Women are so useless and unimaginative, aren't they? All they ever think of planting in the dirt is the seed of something beautiful or edible. The only missile they can ever think of throwing at anybody is a ball or a bridal bouquet.

Women in music have the bigger balls anyhow we endure much more harassment and critic.

Working mothers' laughter comes hardest when our double life is revealed for what it is: a juggling act in which the balls can drop at any time, invariably on our own head.

Yes, hard is good. When I was in high school, I spent a lot of time on my knees playing with balls. I guess it was only natural that I became a catcher.

Would it have been worth while, To have bitten off the matter with a smile, To have squeezed the universe into a ball To roll it towards some overwhelming question

Yes, because it's Len's obsession with practical. I've never really had that experience that I hear people having of being on an empty soundstage painted green talking to a tennis ball on a stick.

You can make a very heavy and kind of dangerous 3-way shot glass out of a bowling ball.

Yinzer: DAMN!! I wish I had your balls! Tucker:"I wish you had a breath mint, but I guess we don't always get what we wish for.

You can, legally, possibly hit and kill a fellow golfer with a ball, and there will not be a lot of trouble because the other golfers will refuse to stop and be witnesses because they will want to keep playing.

You can never, ever predict the curve balls it throws you. So just roll with it, and don't forget to enjoy the moment and soak it up. Don't just Instagram it.

You cannot make an omelet without breaking some balls

You can never find the right bowling ball. This one's too heavy. This one's good but its pink!

You can reach stupidity only with a cannon ball.

You can't gaze in the crystal ball and see the future. What the Internet is going to be in the future is what society makes it.

You can't win if nobody catches the ball in the outfield. You are only as good as the team you have behind you.

You can trust a crystal ball about as far as you can throw it.

You can't lose an old golf ball.

You can't think and hit the ball at the same time.

You can't touch the strippers. Why are you paying to not touch someone? That is weird. How do you win in that situation? That is like walking into a deli, starving, and being like, 'Here's $300 - can I stare at the roast beef? Better yet, I'll sit down in this chair and you can mash it around my mouth and balls.

You can't turn the ball over and expect to win.

You definitely have to do other things when you know your shot isn't falling. You can't just depend on knocking down the three-ball.

You create shots for yourself by what you do without the ball more than what you do after you get it

You don't buy a Harley with your mind, you buy it with your heart and your balls.

You don't ask a juggler which ball is highest in priority. Success is to do it all.

You can't win without the ball.

You have to just forget about the ball and swing the club. It's hard to see if you don't hit the green.

You gotta have some balls to be a female PM in England

You gotta have the balls to go out there and be funny, man.

You gotta keep the ball off the fat part of the bat.

You have to hold on to what you find because life has a way of throwing you curve balls that you never expect.