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    Roger Federer moves like a whisper and executes like a wrecking ball. It is simply impossible to explain how he does what he does.

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    Roll on, thou ball, roll on! Through pathless realms of Space, Roll on!

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    Ronaldo can do whatever he wants as a footballer. There are some things he does with the ball that make me touch my head and wonder how he did it.

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    Ronaldo was my hero. I loved watching players like Zidane, Ronaldinho and Rivaldo, but Ronaldo was the best striker I've ever seen. He was so fast he could score from nothing and could shoot the ball better than anyone I've ever seen.

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    Roscoe Tanner seems to have found a way of making his service go even faster, so that the ball is now quite invisible, like Stealth, the American supersonic bomber which nobody has ever seen.

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    Rowww!” Bast wailed. The wrecking ball rolled straight over her, but she didn’t appear hurt. She leaped off and pounced aain. Her knives sliced through the metal like wet clay. Within seconds, the wrecking ball was reduced to a mound of scraps. Bast sheathed her blades. “Safe now.” “You saved us from a metal ball,” Sadie said. “You never know,” Bast said. “It could’ve been hostile.

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    Roses are red, violets are blue, so are my balls thanks to you.

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    Rugby is a game for the mentally deficient... That is why it was invented by the British. Who else but an Englishman could invent an oval ball?

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    She said, "'Ye can we get married at the mall?" I said, "Look, you need to crawl 'fore you ball Come and meet me in the bathroom stall And show me why you deserve to have it all.

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    She's probably in denial that she's a great big ball of insecurity and I'm quite well aware that I am one.

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    She was a cyborg, and she would never go to a ball.

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    She wouldn't let go of the letter. She took it into the tub with her and squeezed it up in a wet ball, and only let me leave it in the soap dish when she saw that it was coming to pieces like snow.

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    So many QBs throw the ball down the field, that's wrong. Watch Aaron Rodger throw it up the field

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    Snooker is just chess with balls.

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    Society is a masked ball, where every one hides his real character, and reveals it by hiding.

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    Slow thinkers are part of the game too. Some of these slow thinkers can hit a ball a long way.

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    Socrates said that, from above, the Earth looks like one of those twelve-patched leathern balls.

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    Society indeed conspires to keep you ball and chained.

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    Some comedians you work with, they only turn on when the camera turn on, and they're like sad-faced clowns when the camera's off. And then, they come alive when the camera come on. And you be like, "Oh, damn. You're not a depressed ball of depression, but you are actually funny.

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    Some golfers blast their ball from traps, With one adroit explosion, But others, out in ten perhaps, Depend upon erosion.

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    Some maniac butcher is trying to hack away your balls.

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    Someone in the England team will have to grab the ball by the horns.

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    Some of these guys wear beards to make them look intimidating, but they don't look so tough when they have to deliver the ball. Their abilities and their attitudes don't back up their beards.

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    Some people are born to lift heavy weights, some are born to juggle golden balls.

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    Someone once told me that God figured that I was a pretty good juggler. I could keep a lot of balls in the air at one time. So He said, "Let's see if he can juggle another one.

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    Sometimes you gotta work a little, so you can ball a lot.

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    Some songs seem to achieve the quality of a geometric object - a ball, box, or cone - and I don't mess with 'em.

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    Sometimes you have to put your balls on the line.

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    Some people have their own bowling ball and their own bowling shoes... and no friends.

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    Something to keep in mind - it’s raining lightly. The infield could be very wet on ground balls.

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    Sometimes, it's good to have a tremendous star, because everyone understands he has to get the ball.

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    So that is marriage, Lily thought, a man and a woman looking at a girl throwing a ball

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    So, regarding the time frame, I'm only too willing to admit that my crystal ball, like everybody else's, is cracked. If I could predict precisely, I would have started predicting the stock market and would now be living with a bunch of young women on Bora Bora, having bought it.

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    Sport doesn't know barriers, really. You are judged on your performance... how far you can jump, how fast you can run, how well you can hit a tennis ball.

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    Stop rolling down hill like a snow ball headed for hell.

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    'Star Trek' never grabbed me. Every time I hear about Klingons, I think of those little lint balls that stick to your clothes in the dryer.

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    Texting and driving at the same time is like jerking off and juggling at the same time. Too many balls in the air, if you catch my drift.

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    Swing hard, in case they throw the ball where you're swinging.

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    Swinging at daisies is like playing electric guitar with a tennis racket: if it were that easy, we could all be Jerry Garcia. The ball changes everything.

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    Talking to a golf ball won't do you any good, unless you do it while your opponent is teeing off.

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    Tee your ball high...air offers less resistance than dirt.

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    That ability to press immediately, within five or six seconds to get the ball, is important

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    The album was very agressive. It kicks you right in the balls.

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    That little white ball is always staring back at you, daring you to make a mistake.

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    That kind of ball is meat and two drink for the Palace defence.

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    That's the first thing they teach you in bowling, by the way. Don't press the ball against your nose. The other one is don't lick the pins.

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    The actual distance a bad golfer is going to hit the ball with any club obviously depends on many factors, not the least of which is whether the ball was actually hit at all.

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    That little white ball won't move until you hit it, and there's nothing you can do after it has gone.

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    That old ball and chain had me chained up for weeks, So of course I'm off the chain as soon as I hit the streets.

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    That was something that I learned from Alan Ball from “Six Feet Under." He didn”t really like to have too many pop culture references because they don”t really hold up after a few years.