Best 1065 quotes in «balls quotes» category

With no one collecting his knockdowns, what was Crouch supposed to do, juggle the ball with his head until the midfield support arrived?

Without the ball, you can't win.

With the game on the line. I want the ball in my hands.

Women are so useless and unimaginative, aren't they? All they ever think of planting in the dirt is the seed of something beautiful or edible. The only missile they can ever think of throwing at anybody is a ball or a bridal bouquet.

Women in music have the bigger balls anyhow we endure much more harassment and critic.

Words, like cannon balls, should go direct to their mark.

Working mothers' laughter comes hardest when our double life is revealed for what it is: a juggling act in which the balls can drop at any time, invariably on our own head.

Would it have been worth while, To have bitten off the matter with a smile, To have squeezed the universe into a ball To roll it towards some overwhelming question

Yes, because it's Len's obsession with practical. I've never really had that experience that I hear people having of being on an empty soundstage painted green talking to a tennis ball on a stick.

Yes, hard is good. When I was in high school, I spent a lot of time on my knees playing with balls. I guess it was only natural that I became a catcher.

Yinzer: DAMN!! I wish I had your balls! Tucker:"I wish you had a breath mint, but I guess we don't always get what we wish for.

You can, legally, possibly hit and kill a fellow golfer with a ball, and there will not be a lot of trouble because the other golfers will refuse to stop and be witnesses because they will want to keep playing.

You cannot make an omelet without breaking some balls

You can never, ever predict the curve balls it throws you. So just roll with it, and don't forget to enjoy the moment and soak it up. Don't just Instagram it.

You can make a very heavy and kind of dangerous 3-way shot glass out of a bowling ball.

You can never find the right bowling ball. This one's too heavy. This one's good but its pink!

You can reach stupidity only with a cannon ball.

You can trust a crystal ball about as far as you can throw it.

You can't lose an old golf ball.

You can't win if nobody catches the ball in the outfield. You are only as good as the team you have behind you.

You can't win without the ball.

You can't gaze in the crystal ball and see the future. What the Internet is going to be in the future is what society makes it.

You can't think and hit the ball at the same time.

You can't touch the strippers. Why are you paying to not touch someone? That is weird. How do you win in that situation? That is like walking into a deli, starving, and being like, 'Here's $300 - can I stare at the roast beef? Better yet, I'll sit down in this chair and you can mash it around my mouth and balls.

You can't turn the ball over and expect to win.

You definitely have to do other things when you know your shot isn't falling. You can't just depend on knocking down the three-ball.

You create shots for yourself by what you do without the ball more than what you do after you get it

You don't buy a Harley with your mind, you buy it with your heart and your balls.

You don't ask a juggler which ball is highest in priority. Success is to do it all.

You get no points for style when it comes to putting. It's getting the ball to drop into the cup that counts.

You have to just forget about the ball and swing the club. It's hard to see if you don't hit the green.

You gotta have some balls to be a female PM in England

You gotta have the balls to go out there and be funny, man.

You gotta keep the ball off the fat part of the bat.

You have to hold on to what you find because life has a way of throwing you curve balls that you never expect.

You know those balls that they put on car antennas so you can find them in the parking lot? Those should be on every car!

You know I can’t go out there. There’s daylight outside. (Ravyn) Well, that’s what happens when the big yellow ball comes up over the mountains. Amazing isn’t it? (Susan)

You may have a plan, but life throws you curve balls. Put God first; his plan is better anyway.

You know you're going to get burned from time to time. It's just part of the game. So when it happens you have to pick yourself up, dust yourself off and forget about it because they're about to snap the ball again.

You look out on the driving range and it looks like snow, but it isn't, it's covered in golf balls.

You, me, & your papa are 3 of the tiny percentage of souls on this miserable earth who've figured out that playing ball is the highest purpose God ever invented the human male body for.

You might pitch a ball on the off stump and think you have bowled a good ball and he walks across and hits it for two behind midwicket. His bat looks so heavy but he just waves it around like it's a toothpick.

You never know what curve balls life is going to throw you and there's no way I can predict anything or make any assumptions about what the rest of my life is going to be like.

You never know how your skills are going to play out at the next level. But I knew I had a lot of doubles and I was capable of driving the ball into gaps.

"You ready to play?" Dave asked, bouncing it. "I don't know," I said. "Are you going to cheat?" "It's street ball!" He said checking it to me. "Show me that love." So chessy, i thought. But as i felt it, solid against my hands, i did feel something. I wasn't sure it was love. Maybe what remained of it, though, whatever that might be. "All right," I said. "Let's play.

Young stand-ups, we ought to do comedy in George Carlin's spirit, in Richard Pryor's spirit, in Jackie Gleason's spirit, in Lucille Ball's spirit, because they did it with the spirit.

You practice with wet balls all the time.

You only hit a straight ball by accident. The ball is going to move right or left every time you hit it, so you had better make it go one way or the other.

You really can't prepare for anything in life. The second you know what's going to happen, there's always a curve ball, so I'm just chillin', cruising along for the ride.

You're dead," I repeated. "So why are you in my dream?" He raised the bill of his olive drab ball cap with one finger. " Good question. Morbid, isn't it?" "What?" "Dreaming about dead peolpe. Creepy. You ever see a therapist about that?" "I'm not -" Even in dreams, I couldn't win an argument. Even when he was dead.