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    What is so fascinating about sitting around watching a bunch of pituitary cases stuff a ball through a hoop?

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    What's the point of washing off your ball when teeing off on a water hole?

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    What the Japanese are, are the Americans of the 21st century. Essentially what is objectionable about them is what was objectionable about Americans when we had the ball. However, they are committed in a way that American technology is not.

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    WHAT WOULD HAVE HAPPENED IF YOU HADN'T SAVED HIM? "Yes! The sun would have risen just the same, yes?" NO "Oh, come on. You can't expect me to believe that. It's an astronomical fact." THE SUN WOULD NOT HAVE RISEN. ... "Really? Then what would have happened, pray?" A MERE BALL OF FLAMING GAS WOULD HAVE ILLUMINATED THE WORLD.

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    When a ball goes into a net it only means something because we decided it means something. When somebody punches somebody in the face it always means something.

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    When a batter swings and I see his knees move, I can tell just what his weaknesses are then I just put the ball where I know he can't hit it.

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    When Cristiano Ronaldo gets the ball, you can just leave him to it while he beats player after player.

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    Whenever I see that ball coming my way I am just hungry to get it. When I get the chance to take it I try to score as much as I can.

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    Whenever I hit a ball in the gap, I'm thinking the extra bases. I never slow down. That's the only way you're going to get triples.

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    When handling the ball, I always would look for daylight, wherever there was daylight.

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    When he held her that way, she felt so happy that it disturbed her. After he left, it would take her hours to fall asleep, and then when she woke up she would feel another onrush of agitated happiness, which was a lot like panic. She wished she could grab the happiness and mash it into a ball and hoard it and gloat over it, but she couldn't. It just ran around all over the place, disrupting everything.

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    When I dunk, I put something on it. I want the ball to hit the floor before I do.

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    When I get a chance to power jump off both legs, I can lean, twist, change directions and decide whether to dunk the ball or pass it to an open man. In other words, I may be committed to the air, but I still have some control over it.

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    When I get the ball, for some reason I see holes. I'm not really sure how.

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    When I'm late it matters, but when everybody else is late it doesn't matter... If that's the rule then just write it down and then I know, you know... I'll read it and I'll write it down on my balls. Right here. Right here on the back of my balls is where I'll write it. On the very back. I'll just lift them and write it nicely.

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    When I'm naked, I really like to do push-ups. No. I think I really tackle it like everything else. If you're going to commit yourself to playing something, you have to be able to understand it. If you can understand it, then you can do it and go balls out with it. But, I've never been in a position where I've been like, "This doesn't feel right." I wouldn't do it, if it was that. I like the shock value of it. I think that, if you use it correctly, it's pretty effective, as long as I'm lit really, really, really well.

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    When I see three balls, I just swing at the middle one.

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    When I'm swinging well, nobody hits the golf ball any better than I do.

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    When I see that little white ball go up, I want to catch it, no matter what. If I have to knock myself silly doing it, so be it.

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    When I was about 16, I got my ball taken off me by the police for playing in the street - which is pathetic really.

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    When I started in the clubs, I had to work places where didn't nobody else want to work. I had to do clubs where street gangs were, had to do motorcycle gangs, gay balls and things of that nature.

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    When I swing at a golf ball right, my mind is blank and my body is loose as a goose.

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    When I want a long ball, I spin my hips faster.

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    When I was a rookie, Cy Young used to hit me flies to sharpen my abilities to judge in advance the direction and distance of an outfield-hit ball.

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    When the ball is on the one-yard line, never risk a fumble. Carry it over yourself.

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    When I was in baseball and you went into the clubhouse, you didn't see ball players with curling irons.

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    When the ball is over the middle of the plate, the batter is hitting it with the sweet part of the bat. When it's inside, he's hitting it with the part of the bat from the handle to the trademark. When it's outside, he's hitting it with the end of the bat. You've got to keep the ball away from the sweet part of the bat. To do that, the pitcher has to move the hitter off the plate.

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    When Mia Hamm touches the ball, you just hold your breath.

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    When the ball dropped in 1999, I was holding dough and champagne in my hands and holding my kids.

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    When the coach told me I was playing, I said: 'We're going to Brazil.' It doesn't matter how. If I'd had to score with my hand, the ball would have been in the back of the net.

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    When Tiger was 6 months old, he would sit in our garage, watching me hit balls into a net. He had been assimilating his golf swing. When he got out of the high chair, he had a golf swing.

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    When things get unbearable, I wrap myself into a tight ball and shut my eyes. Every muscle in my body is tense. I open my eyes and I'm still where I was when I closed them to escape. Nothing's changed.

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    When you come out of that pink ugly hole onto this planet you're nothing but a gooey shrieking wrinkled ball of weakness.

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    When you become a parent you're endlessly obsessed with chatting to other moms and learning how they make it work - keep all the balls in the air if you like - because we all want to know how to be the best mom that we possibly can be.

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    When we move the ball, we're one of the best teams in the league.

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    When you can throw 97 miles an hour and put the ball over the plate anytime you want, it's fun.

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    When you get into competition and get under pressure, and get over that ball and are looking at it, and know you have to hit it, it is having that system to depend on to get that ball to where you want it to be.

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    When you got it going, you got it going. I just keep my focus down the stretch. Thats when I want the ball. Im just not afraid to fail.

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    When you have a chance to take the ball for the world champs, you take the ball.

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    When your blood is found at the murder scene, that's the end of the ball game, there's nothing more to say.

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    When you intercept the ball with your stomach, that is great defense

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    When you have to react to a lizard that's a tennis ball, it's a really, really difficult, tricky piece of craft.

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    When you're a ball hawk, you should have a mohawk.

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    When your arm gets hit, the ball is not going to go where you want it to.

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    When you write, you can hide behind your words. When you talk, you are up front, like the clown in the midway booth; and passersby can bean you with a ball.

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    When you're six, most of your Bingo balls are still floating around in the draw-tank.

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    While I have the utmost respect for people who practice the Christian faith, the fact is, as everyone knows, I am as Jewish as a matzo ball or kosher salami.

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    Where the ball went was up to heaven. Sometimes I threw the ball clean up into the stands.

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    Whitley Bay was my first experience of the seaside. I'd buy my bucket and spade, and beach ball, and all the shops were teeming with toys. I used to spend hours on the shuggy boats.

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    While playing golf today, I hit two good balls. I stepped on a rake.