Best 1065 quotes in «balls quotes» category

You can't lose an old golf ball.

You can trust a crystal ball about as far as you can throw it.

You can't win if nobody catches the ball in the outfield. You are only as good as the team you have behind you.

You can't win without the ball.

You can't think and hit the ball at the same time.

You can't touch the strippers. Why are you paying to not touch someone? That is weird. How do you win in that situation? That is like walking into a deli, starving, and being like, 'Here's $300 - can I stare at the roast beef? Better yet, I'll sit down in this chair and you can mash it around my mouth and balls.

You can't turn the ball over and expect to win.

You definitely have to do other things when you know your shot isn't falling. You can't just depend on knocking down the three-ball.

You create shots for yourself by what you do without the ball more than what you do after you get it

You don't ask a juggler which ball is highest in priority. Success is to do it all.

You don't buy a Harley with your mind, you buy it with your heart and your balls.

You get no points for style when it comes to putting. It's getting the ball to drop into the cup that counts.

You gotta have some balls to be a female PM in England

You gotta have the balls to go out there and be funny, man.

You gotta keep the ball off the fat part of the bat.

You have to just forget about the ball and swing the club. It's hard to see if you don't hit the green.

You have to hold on to what you find because life has a way of throwing you curve balls that you never expect.

You know I can’t go out there. There’s daylight outside. (Ravyn) Well, that’s what happens when the big yellow ball comes up over the mountains. Amazing isn’t it? (Susan)

You know those balls that they put on car antennas so you can find them in the parking lot? Those should be on every car!

You know you're going to get burned from time to time. It's just part of the game. So when it happens you have to pick yourself up, dust yourself off and forget about it because they're about to snap the ball again.

You look out on the driving range and it looks like snow, but it isn't, it's covered in golf balls.

You, me, & your papa are 3 of the tiny percentage of souls on this miserable earth who've figured out that playing ball is the highest purpose God ever invented the human male body for.

You might pitch a ball on the off stump and think you have bowled a good ball and he walks across and hits it for two behind midwicket. His bat looks so heavy but he just waves it around like it's a toothpick.

You may have a plan, but life throws you curve balls. Put God first; his plan is better anyway.

You never know what curve balls life is going to throw you and there's no way I can predict anything or make any assumptions about what the rest of my life is going to be like.

You never know how your skills are going to play out at the next level. But I knew I had a lot of doubles and I was capable of driving the ball into gaps.

You practice with wet balls all the time.

Young stand-ups, we ought to do comedy in George Carlin's spirit, in Richard Pryor's spirit, in Jackie Gleason's spirit, in Lucille Ball's spirit, because they did it with the spirit.

You only hit a straight ball by accident. The ball is going to move right or left every time you hit it, so you had better make it go one way or the other.

You're dead," I repeated. "So why are you in my dream?" He raised the bill of his olive drab ball cap with one finger. " Good question. Morbid, isn't it?" "What?" "Dreaming about dead peolpe. Creepy. You ever see a therapist about that?" "I'm not -" Even in dreams, I couldn't win an argument. Even when he was dead.

"You ready to play?" Dave asked, bouncing it. "I don't know," I said. "Are you going to cheat?" "It's street ball!" He said checking it to me. "Show me that love." So chessy, i thought. But as i felt it, solid against my hands, i did feel something. I wasn't sure it was love. Maybe what remained of it, though, whatever that might be. "All right," I said. "Let's play.

You really can't prepare for anything in life. The second you know what's going to happen, there's always a curve ball, so I'm just chillin', cruising along for the ride.

You're gonna get thrown curve balls left and right, and that's just the way it goes.

You're turned in to the biggest balls of them all, DJ Suk T Nutts.

You're the only one in control over your golf ball. It's not like tennis: you're hitting a shot and somebody's hitting it back at you.

Your job is to umpire for the ball and not the player.

Your insecurity and neediness is what makes you a big neurotic ball of comedy genius.

Your mind, your heart, and your balls gotta be in one accord.

You run the football for toughness. You run the ball to tell your opponent that you're as tough as they are. But you throw the ball to ring the bell.

You touch every other ball and, if you screw up, you only have one more person to back you up. You can't go hide in the corner.

You've got balls inviting me here.

You surprise yourself on some balls off the bat. You don't think you have a chance to catch it. And then your natural ability just takes over.

You've got to be on the ball from the minute you step out into that spotlight. You gotta know exactly what you're doing every second on that stage, otherwise the act goes right into the bathroom. It's all over. Good night.

You've just one problem. You stand too close to the ball after you've hit it.

You will soon understand that work is a rubber ball. If you drop it, it will bounce back. But the other four balls - family, health, friends and spirit - are made of glass. If you drop these, they will be irrevocably scuffed, marked, nicked, damaged, or even shattered. They will never be the same. You must understand that and strive for it.

You will be nearer to Heaven through foot ball than through study of Gita.

Alexia seemed to recall hearing one matron complain that the Italians were very passionate in their support of balls.

Alexander turned slowly to appraise Maya. It had to be uncomfortable getting that treatment up close, but she didn’t seem to care. Maybe wolves were tougher than vampires – or at least more ballsy, you know, for a girl who only had metaphorical balls.

Dove sat between his legs for a few more seconds, trying to come up with any feasible reason she could stay there. I want to sniff his balls. Just once.

Am I here to play ‘pass the parcel’ with my balls?