Best 1065 quotes in «balls quotes» category

Some comedians you work with, they only turn on when the camera turn on, and they're like sad-faced clowns when the camera's off. And then, they come alive when the camera come on. And you be like, "Oh, damn. You're not a depressed ball of depression, but you are actually funny.

Some golfers blast their ball from traps, With one adroit explosion, But others, out in ten perhaps, Depend upon erosion.

Some maniac butcher is trying to hack away your balls.

Some of these guys wear beards to make them look intimidating, but they don't look so tough when they have to deliver the ball. Their abilities and their attitudes don't back up their beards.

Someone in the England team will have to grab the ball by the horns.

Someone once told me that God figured that I was a pretty good juggler. I could keep a lot of balls in the air at one time. So He said, "Let's see if he can juggle another one.

Some people are born to lift heavy weights, some are born to juggle golden balls.

Some people have their own bowling ball and their own bowling shoes... and no friends.

Some songs seem to achieve the quality of a geometric object - a ball, box, or cone - and I don't mess with 'em.

Something to keep in mind - it’s raining lightly. The infield could be very wet on ground balls.

Sometimes, it's good to have a tremendous star, because everyone understands he has to get the ball.

Sometimes you have to put your balls on the line.

Sometimes you gotta work a little, so you can ball a lot.

So, regarding the time frame, I'm only too willing to admit that my crystal ball, like everybody else's, is cracked. If I could predict precisely, I would have started predicting the stock market and would now be living with a bunch of young women on Bora Bora, having bought it.

So that is marriage, Lily thought, a man and a woman looking at a girl throwing a ball

Texting and driving at the same time is like jerking off and juggling at the same time. Too many balls in the air, if you catch my drift.

Sport doesn't know barriers, really. You are judged on your performance... how far you can jump, how fast you can run, how well you can hit a tennis ball.

Stop rolling down hill like a snow ball headed for hell.

Swing hard, in case they throw the ball where you're swinging.

Swinging at daisies is like playing electric guitar with a tennis racket: if it were that easy, we could all be Jerry Garcia. The ball changes everything.

That little white ball won't move until you hit it, and there's nothing you can do after it has gone.

'Star Trek' never grabbed me. Every time I hear about Klingons, I think of those little lint balls that stick to your clothes in the dryer.

Talking to a golf ball won't do you any good, unless you do it while your opponent is teeing off.

Tee your ball high...air offers less resistance than dirt.

That ability to press immediately, within five or six seconds to get the ball, is important

That little white ball is always staring back at you, daring you to make a mistake.

That kind of ball is meat and two drink for the Palace defence.

That old ball and chain had me chained up for weeks, So of course I'm off the chain as soon as I hit the streets.

That's the first thing they teach you in bowling, by the way. Don't press the ball against your nose. The other one is don't lick the pins.

That was something that I learned from Alan Ball from “Six Feet Under." He didn”t really like to have too many pop culture references because they don”t really hold up after a few years.

The album was very agressive. It kicks you right in the balls.

The absolute worst thing a receiver can do is worry about not catching the ball or about getting hit.

The actual distance a bad golfer is going to hit the ball with any club obviously depends on many factors, not the least of which is whether the ball was actually hit at all.

The ball was literally glued to the back of his foot - into the back of the net.

The angle of entry of the ball equals the angle of release. You cannot deny the laws of science.

The ball gave me prestige, gave me fame, gave me riches. Thank you, my old friend.

The ball must be as slippery as a wet baby.

The ball whizzes past like a bumblebee and the Indians are in the sea.

The ball goes down the keeper's throat where it hits him on the knees to say the least.

The best have the courage and I say this all the time. The courage to take the ball all the time, the courage to make sure that they are not going to be intimidated by their opponents, and the courage to express themselves at all times and I think that all the great players have got that.

The bowler approached the wicket at a lope, a trot, and then a run. He suddenly exploded in a flurry of arms and legs, out of which flew a ball.

The best player I ever played against was Paolo Maldini. We [Arsenal] played against Milan in the European Supercup [in 1995]. Maldini marked me and I didn't even get a kick of the ball all game. He was just unbelievable.

The best putting advice I ever received was make sure you concentrate real hard on keeping that darn ball real low

The British press hate a winner who's British. They don't like any British man to have balls as big as a cow's like I have.

The Croatians don't play well without the ball.

The challenge for me has first been to see things as they are, whether a portrait, a city street, or a bouncing ball. In a word, I have tried to be objective.

The Common Curriculum can easily become the karaoke curriculum, where everyone just follows the bouncing ball of the script.

The curse is an incredible set of blue balls.

The day I think about throwing the ball away at the beginning of a play, I should stop playing.

The crowd think that Todd handled the ball...they must have seen something that nobody else did.