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    My motto is, 'When in doubt, shoot the ball'.

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    My oldest brother and my middle brother would always beat me up and take the ball from me. I used to cry a lot, so I used to come in here and get my dad. He used to be on my team, so he used to hold them down and let me score the basket.

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    My old trainer used to tell us not to blast, but to caress the ball whenever we took possession. If the ball were a woman... she would be spending all night with Berbatov.

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    My old friend Jack Benny has only had one ball all his golfing life. And now he's lost it. The string came off!

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    My overall knowledge of football specifications, the overall process that happens on game day with the footballs is very limited. I would say that during the course of the game, I honestly never - it probably has happened on an incomplete pass or something - but I've never touched a game ball. It's not something I have any familiarity with on that.

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    My only problem is the fear that opposition bowlers might go for my fingers and that's why I was scared of the short ball. Now I am struggling with the ball pitching up and swinging away. I just keep nicking that one.

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    My relationships usually last a few years. When I'm involved with a man, other men are fascinated with me, but the minute I'm single again, half of those men disappear because they don't have the balls to really want me.

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    Never go for a 50-50 ball unless you're 80-20 sure of winning it.

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    Never question the size of Ice Cube's balls!

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    Never take your eyes off the ball - even when it's in the referee's pocket.

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    Next to dressing for a rout or ball, undressing is a woe.

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    Niggas pray and pray on my downfall, But every time I hit the ground I bounce up like round ball

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    [Nikola] Tesla is great! Tesla I actually deal with - I have this thing called the Cop Stopper that deals with Tesla's technology. It's like a Pokémon ball and you push the button.

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    Nobody likes the ball low and away, but that's where you're going to get it from me. I been pitching it there 50 years, away from them. That way they can't hurt you. You keep the ball in the park.

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    Nolan Ryan is pitching much better now that he has his curve ball straightened out.

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    Occupied Falklands are the thorn in my balls

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    Nothing is wrong with Tom Brady. When you look at the New England Patriots, they are going to have to readjust how they evaluate talent…You have to bring in some heavy hitters to protect Tom Brady at 37 years old and help him get the ball out of his hands.

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    Obama is a human wrecking ball single-handedly destroying our economy and bankrupting the nation.

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    No matter how great a writer, artist, or entrepreneur, he is a mortal, he is fallible. He is not proof against Resistance. He will drop the ball; he will crash. That’s why they call it rewriting.

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    Nothing makes a pitcher feel more secure than the sight of his teammates circling the bases during a ball game.

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    October: that's when they pay off for playing ball.

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    Oh, I've discarded a great many [poems]. And occasionally I've discarded and then resurrected. I would find a crumpled yellow ball of paper in the wastebasket, in the morning, and open it to see what the hell I'd been up to; and occasionally it was something that needed only a very slight change to be brought off, which I'd missed the day before.

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    Oh aye...my Father would thrash me every now and then. He'd talk while he did it too! He'd hit me and shout, 'Have ye had enough?' Had enough? Whit kind of question is that? 'Why, Father, would another kick in the balls be out of the question???'

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    Often you see people who move there and then, once they have arrived, the ball moves here after which they also come here, but then the ball goes there again. I say: just stay where you are, then you are in any case at the right place half of the time.

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    Once I get the ball, you're at my mercy. There is nothing you can say or do about it. I own the ball.

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    Once when I was golfing in Georgia, I hooked the ball into the swamp. I went in after it and found an alligator wearing a shirt with a picture of a little golfer on it.

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    Once the referee throws the ball in the air, it's either your ball or their ball and you have to just take your shot.

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    Once you get to the plate, you have two options: You either quit, or you try to hit the ball.

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    One of the greatest gifts to mankind is laughter, and one of the greatest gifts to laughter is Lucille Ball. God has her now but thanks to television, we'll have her forever.

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    One of the great ball-givers in the United Kingdom is Nicholas Parsons.

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    One of the hardest things for a ball player to do is to accept his role

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    One time he (Cool Papa Bell) hit a line drive right past my ear. I turned around and saw the ball hit his ass sliding into second.

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    One thing I did not want to change, even if we got serious, work had to be enjoyable on a daily basis. We all had to come to work on the balls of our feet and go up the stairs two at a time.

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    One thing I've learned over time is, if you hit a golf ball into water, it won't float.

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    One travels like a golf ball, hopping from green to green.

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    People always ask me how I can hit the ball so far, and I say, 'I just swing.' It's the coaches who first told me I had good bat speed. I was just swinging, and I guess it was fast. I'm pretty fast at everything.

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    Organisms are not billiard balls, propelled by simple and measurable external forces to predictable new positions on life's pool table. Sufficiently complex systems have greater richness. Organisms have a history that constrains their future in myriad, subtle ways.

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    Our knowledge of shape and form remains, in general, a mixture of visual and of tactile experiences... A child learns about roundness from handling a ball far more than from looking at it.

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    Out here, it's just you and the ball.

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    [Petunias are] as hopelessly impractical as a chiffon ball dress.

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    People have always thought of me as a passer of the ball, but you can't just be that these days.

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    People talk about cold weather and it'd be tough to catch balls. But the greatest catcher of all time, Michael Crabtree, catches everything. It's unbelievable. In the northern snowlands, down to the tropics' sunny scenes, he's catching the football. Where they throw a football, he'll be catching it.

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    Playing on turf affects everything, you know, it affects the way the ball rolls, it affects the way the ball bounces, it affects the way you think about whether or not going into a slide. It's kind of a nightmare.

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    Place hitting is, in a sense, glorified bunting. I only take a half swing at the ball, and the weight of the bat rather than my swing is what drives it.

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    Playing golf is like going to a strip joint. After 18 holes you are tired and most of your balls are missing.

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    Placing the ball in the right position for the next shot is eighty percent of winning golf.

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    Profit by your own mistakes and profit by the mistakes of others. The referees were calling ball handling violations like they were getting commissions.

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    Politicians who wear little tennis socks with the balls at the back should not be taken seriously.

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    Politics can not only be drudgery and Captain Queeg with the balls in his hands.

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    Programs to demonstrate Darwinian evolution are akin to a pinball machine. The steel ball bounces around differently every time but eventually falls down the little hole behind the flippers.