Best 1065 quotes in «balls quotes» category

Golf is a game whose aim is to hit a very small ball into an ever smaller hole, with weapons singularly ill-designed for the purpose

Golf is a game in which one endeavors to control a ball with implements ill adapted for the purpose.

Golf never ceases to be a challenge, even when it really is just you and the ball out there and nobody else.

Golf. Trying to knock a tiny ball into an even smaller hole with implements ill suited to the purpose.

Golf is assuredly a mystifying game. It would seem that if a person has hit a golf ball correctly a thousand times, he should be able to duplicate the performance at will. But such is certainly not the case.

Golf is golf. You hit the ball, you go find it. Then you hit it again.

Good ball players make good citizens.

Got any pitches? I got five pitches-rise-ball, curveball, screwball, drop-ball and changeup.

Got more dirt than ball. Here we go again.

Grab reality by the balls and squeeze.

Greaseball, greaseball, greaseball, that's all I throw him (Rod Carew), and he still hits them. He's the only player in baseball who consistently hits my grease. He sees the ball so well, I guess he can pick out the dry side.

Growing up I wasn't the richest, but I had a rich family in spirit. Standing here with 19 championships is something I never thought would happen. I went on a court just with a ball and a racket and with a hope.

Growing up I wanted to be a mixture of Audrey Hepburn and Lucille Ball. Apparently I told my mum when I was eight that I wanted to be an actor.

Hamburg totally wrecked us. I remember getting home to England and my dad thought I was half-dead. I looked like a skeleton, I hadn't noticed the change, I'd been having such a ball!

Having a Southwest Green in my backyard is a huge advantage for me on tour. I am pleasantly surprised just how true the ball rolls and reacts to chip and pitch shots. I love my Southwest Green.

Having Willie Stargell on your ball club is like having a diamond ring on your finger.

He (Babe Ruth) hits a ball harder and further than any man I ever saw.

Health care historically has been a very siloed field that's organized around medical specialties - urology, cardiac surgery, and so forth - and around the supply of these specialty services. The patient is the ping-pong ball that moves from service to service.

He can't kick with his left foot, he can't head a ball, he can't tackle and he doesn't score many goals. Apart from that he's all right.

He (Bill Terry) once hit a ball between my legs so hard that my center-fielder caught it on the fly backing up against the wall.

He could ball with the crew, he could solo But I think I like him better when he dolo

He (Darryl Strawberry) is not a dog; a dog is loyal and runs after balls.

Here were decent godless people; Their only monument the asphalt road And a thousand lost golf balls.

He hits the ball 130 yards and his jewelry goes 150.

He hit the ball so hard, I couldn't even turn around in time to see it go over the fence.

He promises a lamp unto our feet, not a crystal ball into the future.

Here's what I realized about the yam - it's the same colour as a Nerf ball. You may be wondering: 'Is he saying he ate a Nerf ball?'.

He's good at that, David Beckham - he's good at kicking the ball

He's showed him the left leg, then the right. Where's the ball, the defender asks? It's up his sleeve.

He's so ugly. When you walked by him, your pants wrinkle. He made fly balls curve foul.

He's passing the ball like Idi Amin.

He is the best passer of a ball in the world, and Real's style fits him.  (on David Beckham)

He (Sandy Koufax) throws a 'radio ball,' a pitch you hear, but you don't see.

He's in the mold of a Tom Watson, in that he'll hit the ball in the trees and undaunted go it there, flail it out and make something out of it.

He sliced the ball when he had it on a plate.

He's (Rafael Palmeiro) always the left-handed swing you want to copy. He's got a real smooth swing and he's never off balance. He's always on top of the ball. I just like watching him hit.

He waved at his attendants. "I dragged them like a ball and chain all the way across the palace and back." "If sterner measures are called for, we can find a larger ball and chain." The queen turned and disappeared into the partment. "Oh, dear," Eugenides muttered as he followed...The queen's sterner measures, dispensed by the Eddisian Ambassador, arrived before dawn.

Hey! Sorry, lady, but nobody's staking anybody at this party! I hung a disco ball for this.

He who lives by the crystal ball will eat shattered glass.

Hey, Ethan." "Yeah?" "Remember the Twinkie on the bus? The one I gave you in second grade, the day we met?" "The one you found on the floor and gave me without telling me? Nice." He grinned and shot the ball. "It never really fell on the floor. I made that part up.

He who looks in the crystal ball ends up eating glass... They're way, way close.

Hit the ball carrier harder than he hits you.

Hole in One: an occurence in which a ball is hit directly from the tee into the hole in a single shot by a golfer playing alone.

Hit the ball up to the hole... You meet a better class of people up there.

Hitting the ball is the fun part of it, but the fewer times you hit the ball the more fun you have.

Humor is hard, hard, hard. And if you fail with humor, you don't fail halfway. You drop the ball humor-wise and everyone notices.

...how many times must the cannon balls fly Before they're forever banned?

Hungry Hungry Hippos is so depressing. You continuously chomp away at those balls and you are alone and it's your birthday.'

Hyypia rises like a giraffe to head the ball clear

How about this John Edwards thing? Imagine that, a personal injury attorney who turns out to be a sleaze ball. Who could have seen that coming?