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    If you get to the edge of the penalty area with the ball and don't know what to do next, just stick the ball in the net for now. We can evaluate the other options later.

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    If you give me the ball, you'll never see it again. Because I'll knock it out of the f*****g park.

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    If you go to the ball game, you don't need to read the game story.

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    If you have passion for what you want to do and that's what you want to do, you've just got to bust your balls and go for it if you want to play music.

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    If you look at eggs, you will see that each one is almost round but not quite ... Nature's way of distinguishing eggs from large golf balls.

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    If you look back at my marathons and ask whether I would swap one of them for my one balls-up, of course I would. But you can't choose. You have to make the best of it on the day.

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    If you meet the Buddha in the lane, feed him the ball.

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    If you pass the ball to Bill Cartwright, you'll never get the ball from me.

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    If you put a pistol against my head and ask which I think is worse, Muslims or Mexicans, I'd have to think a moment, then I'd say the Muslims because they've broken my balls.

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    If you put the ball in the right place, you don't have to throw hard.

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    If you play on possession, you don't have to defend, because there's only one ball

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    If you're a goalkeeper, it doesn't matter what you save the ball with; if you keep it out, it's not a goal.

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    If you're a great defensive player, you're a great defensive player 100% of the time. You can't be a great defensive player half of the time because you didn't get the ball once or twice. That can't sidetrack you. It's got to be 'I live for my defense, and my offense I'll get. But I can't let it affect my defense. Nothing affects my defense.'

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    If you're looking to freelance, just get as many gigs going as you can, and you can make it work... It's about getting as many side projects as possible, keeping as many balls in the air as you can, and what you're doing, basically, is diversifying your portfolio, with the same kinds of rewards. One falls through, and you still have another one to work on.

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    If you run the ball, you control the clock. If you control the clock, you usually control the game.

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    If you think about yourself then you've lost sight of the ball.

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    If you took the entire internet and laid it end to end, it would weigh more than the other thing. It would weigh more than it would if it wasn't laid end to end. Like, if it was a ball of rolled up internet it would weigh less. I'm pretty sure. It depends on the size of the scale, I think.

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    If you want to play quicker you can start running faster, but it's the ball that decides the speed of the game.

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    I get on base by making good contact with the ball. But whenever I hit a home run, I'm as surprised as everybody else.

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    I get to go to work and FaceTime my friends and family and go, "Hey, I'm just showing you around my spaceship!" It's great to be able to do that. I'm having a ball!

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    I give them the head, choke them, hit them in the balls.You'rehting, not playing the piano, you know

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    I had a ball doing Harry Potter.

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    I got balls the size of grapefruits!

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    I guess I do prefer a ball cap. I have performed without a cap, mostly at funerals and weddings.

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    I had a wonderful experience on the golf course today. I had a hole in nothing. Missed the ball and sank the divot.

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    I had an instinct before and maybe now I don't have that instinct as much as knowing what to do, what shots to hit, where to place the ball, things like that.

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    I had 10 to 12 close buddies who I played ball with all the way from elementary to high school. That is where I learned to compete.

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    I had dreams of catching the ball for the final out in the World Series and being mobbed by my teammates. Well, I guess all my dreams didn't come true.

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    I had some shots that I felt like I should've made; I just didn't make them. I'm not going to shoot the ball great every night.

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    I had no knowledge of the various steps involved in the game balls and the process that happened between when they were prepared and went to the officials and went to the game. So, I've learned a lot about that.

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    I had to have some balls to be Irish Catholic in South London. Most of that time I spent fighting.

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    I have a belief that life isn't about balance, because balance is perfection Rather, it's about catching the ball before it hits the floor.

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    I hate being out there with those garbage men. They don't get you the ball.

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    I have five pitches. Fast ball, change, curve, slider, screwball. I don't know any hitters. Catcher, he tells me what to do. I can get any pitch I want over the plate.

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    I have always passed the ball and worked on that part of my game.

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    I have balls the size of grapefruits and come this Sunday, you'll be spitting out the seeds.

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    I have heard of managers who encourage players not to slide hard for fear they will get hurt and be lost from the lineup for a time. That is why you occasionally see a player go into second base on a double-play ball and not even bother to slide. I wonder, could Ty Cobb sit though plays like that and hold his lunch?

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    I have had, and may have still, a thousand friends, as they are called, in life, who are like one's partners in the waltz of this world -not much remembered when the ball is over.

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    I have always said that the best feeling in the world is scoring a goal. Don't tell my missus that, but it is. When that ball hits the back of the net, it is fantastic.

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    I have a strong hips and groin. It's the leg speed, the way I approach the ball. My first step is not very hard, but my second is explosive.

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    I have big nuts. huge nuts. Elephantitis of the balls - that's what I have.

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    I have had some bad shooting games but that doesn't stop me from getting the ball to my teammates

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    I have left my balls to Robespierre and my legs to Couthon. That should help the Committee of Public Safety for a while.

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    I have good anticipation, and good reaction to the the ball because I've played so many matches in my life.

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    I hit the ball early and move my wrist a lot, so I get bigger angles.

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    I hit a ball for a living, but I have that passion to keep learning.

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    I have traveled down this path before - 'List of Seven' and 'Twin Peaks' both have thematic similarities - but 'Paladin' took me much deeper into the intuitive underground. Always bearing in mind Joseph Campbell's Rule No. 1: When entering a labyrinth, don't forget your ball of twine.

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    I hear your chants. I hear your cat calls. And yes it's true. I'm obsessed with other men's balls. WORD!

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    I hereby certify that the bearer of this note, Nikolai Ivanovich, spent the night in question at Satan's ball, having been lured there in a transportational capacity... Hella, put in parentheses! And write 'hog.' Signed- Behemoth.

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    I hope I haven't maxed out, because I'm not satisfied. I hope I can be a better ball player, and I hope I'm on my way.