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    Hyypia rises like a giraffe to head the ball clear

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    I know who I am. No one else knows who I am. If I was a giraffe, and someone said I was a snake, I'd think, no, actually I'm a giraffe.

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    I'd hate to be a giraffe with a sore throat.

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    If you let hydrogen gas alone for 13 billion years it will become giraffes, rose bushes and humans.

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    Jason said, "Yes. Gerard T. Giraffe." What does the 'T' stand for?" 'The.

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    It's an incredibly difficult thing to bring a giraffe down. They can kill a lion with a single blow from their feet.

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    I was once kissed on the lips by a giraffe, and I don't think I've ever got over it.

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    I saw a giraffe with a short neck That was sad Or a deer

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    On the neck of a giraffe a flea begins to believe in immortality.

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    Why didn't evolution make a giraffe good at carpentry so it could build a ladder?

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    This is the greatest discovery of the scientific enterprise: You take hydrogen gas, and you leave it alone, and it turns into rosebuds, giraffes and humans.

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    You need that guy like a giraffe needs strep throat.

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    Amazing Info About The Gerenuk Listed below are some gerenuk facts that'll make for an intriguing read. Gerenuks Fact #1: They've got very long necks and lower limbs to help them endure. There are many gerenuk diversifications that help these kinds of creatures exist adequately in their natural habitat. One of these diversifications is a lengthy, skinny neck and throat. These necks are handy for helping the gerenuk grasp into the trees it enjoys to consume. They also help the animal search quickly so it can pay attention to possible predators that could be sporting it. The gerenuk also has very long, skinny legs and feet that function in the same manner as its neck and throat in relation to looking for foods and nutrients. These legs and feet also aid the creature sprint and bound as it attempts to escape from predators that could be going after it. Gerenuks Fact #2: They can get up on their own rear limbs to get to nutrition that’s a lot higher in trees. The long limbs of the gerenuk have one other purpose, too: enabling the creature to stand up on them to grasp nourishment high in trees. There are tons of animals that eat the same kinds of nutrition as the gerenuk, and it may be hard for these creatures to find something to eat, particularly for the duration of dry times. Nonetheless, whenever they can fully stand up on their back legs to forage, they have better chance at finding tree branches that haven’t been eaten from yet. These animals often stand on their hip and legs and lengthen their necks way out to grasp plant life to consume. Gerenuks Fact #3: Gerenuks often frequent forest areas with plenty of plants and can also frequent scrublands and deserts. The gerenuk environment is shrinking as it loses area to mankind. Even so, the gerenuk still has some space where it likes to dwell and roam. The common gerenuk biome consists of scrublands and deserts with a bit of vegetation, along with anywhere that there is low, thick plant life. The gerenuk likes to hide itself among this sort of plant life and also looks for its favourite Acacia plants among the plant life here. This creature will not tolerate to live in wide open locations, simply because it may not be able to hide properly from possible predators. In addition it likes to stay away from very heavily wooded areas. Find out much more about the incredible Gerenuk at our blog: GERENUK.INFO

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    They were female giraffes - cream and lemon yellow. They had horns like doorknobs. The knobs were covered with velvet. Why?

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    Well as giraffes say, you don't get no leaves unless you stick your neck out.

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    That's just how time travel looks like to the untrained eye. The reason why there aren't more travelers is that your average physicist refuses to be eaten by a giraffe in the name of science.

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    The giraffe can behave like the gazelle, but its neck will always tell a story!

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    A bit of advice: never read a pop-up book about giraffes.

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    A penguin cannot become a giraffe, so just be the best penguin you can be.

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    Gonzo leaps like a giraffe and grabs it.