Best 1281 quotes in «internet quotes» category

I don't even have Facebook, Twitter or Instagram. Why would I ever want to be viral when I'm not even on the Internet?

I don't go online, I don't read reviews, I try not to look at anything on the Internet.

I don't have faith in the Internet, I have faith in people connected through the Internet.

I don't have much racial stuff in my act. And no one's ever really threatened me to my face. Threats on the internet don't bother me so much.

I don't immerse myself in the Internet chatter because it opens you up to a whole source of danger.

I don't know what it means to say that 'the internet should have a voice in Washington'.

I don't like the sound of my own voice. And, for people I don't know, their impression of me is what they read on the internet, and they're so far off a lot of the time.

I don't really use the Internet or the newspapers to find out about people.

I don't support or unsupport Assange. If the Democrats had the proper defensive devices on their internet, equipment, they wouldn't even allow the FBI. How about this - they get hacked, and the FBI goes to see them, and they won't let the FBI see their server. But do you understand, nobody ever writes it. Why wouldn't Podesta and Hillary Clinton allow the FBI to see the server? They brought in another company that I hear is Ukrainian-based.

If I get a computer and I tune it to the Internet, it will pick up the Internet from the invisible realms that I can't see.

I don't understand why they call it public broadcasting. As far as I am concerned, there's nothing public about it; it's an elitist enterprise. 'Rush Limbaugh' is public broadcasting.

If I do need to make money suddenly, I prefer to just draw something I want to draw and have someone else sell it for me on the Internet.

I don't think that God raised up Internet bloggers to call out wolves - who have an opinion and a website.

I don't think that the Internet has contributed greatly to immorality.

I ended up buying business.com for $150,000 because I wanted to make it a magazine. It would have been a 'Time'-type magazine: how to do business on the Internet. And I was offered a lot of money for that domain. I played two buyers against each other.

I feel like in one year it's very easy to go from Internet poster boy to Internet piсata.

If I could edit Google Images, then I wouldn't be as scared of the Internet.

I find that your basic Internet chat board is way too vitriolic for my taste.

I find it interesting that there are impostors out on the Internet pretending to be Werner Herzog.

If I ran the Web, you could email dead people.

If I see anything remotely like a telcom-run faster internet that you have to pay more to get preferential traffic on, I'm out folks. I've seen this story before, I ran an ISP back in the late 90s.

If people want to see you, they'll find you. If they don't see you on TV, they'll find you on the Internet.

If limitation spawns creativity, is the limitless resource of the Internet a good thing?

If Microsoft is the new IBM, Google is the new Microsoft - the defining company of the industry.

I found out through the Internet that I have AIDS. I learned that I was dead. Where else would I find these things?

If journalism is the first draft of history, then the Internet simply has provided a new means for delivering that draft far and wide very quickly.

If pornographers are among the early adopters of the new technology, then it has definite commercial possibilities.

If the Internet exists at all in the future, it will be on a much-reduced scale from what we enjoy today, and all the activities of everyday life are not going to reside on it.

If the Internet has given us anything, it's some idea of how much psychosis goes undiagnosed.

If the Internet can be described as a giant human consciousness, then viral marketing is the illusion of free will.

If the Internet is worth its salt, it has to help arrest the forces that promote inequality, monopoly, hypercommercialism, corruption, depoliticization and stagnation.

If the Internet turns out not to be the future of computing, we're toast. But if it is, we're golden.

If there were a verb meaning "to believe falsely," it would not have any significant first person, present indicative.

If there is an event for whatever reason, which interferes with the Internet or network communications, are people able to deal with it? It seems like our dependency on these systems is so great that the room for maneuver as it were is very small. So that is problematic.

If you can make the hits, then you won't be an Internet rapper anymore. It's good for hip-hop.

If you can afford...a computer, you can afford to pay $16 for my...CD.

If you Google 'regret and tattoo,' you will get 11.5 million hits.

If you count E-mail, I'm on the Internet all day, every day.

If you have zero access to the Internet, that is an offline device.

If your business is not on the Internet, then your business will be out of business.

If you look at history, every major realignment in our politics is a joining together of a new generation and emerging technologies. Obama has been a pioneer in joining the powers of the Internet with the principles of community organizing. Howard Dean used the Internet for meetups - Obama used it to create a movement.

If you're going to invest in an Internet stock, you must be a long-term investor.

If you're looking to make a basic living selling and playing your music, the Internet is all you really need.

If you take away someone's Internet and they freak out, that's a sign they're addicted.

I get mail; therefore I am.

If you think you can experience the power of the Internet on a 1-inch screen, you've got to be out of your mind.

If you took the entire internet and laid it end to end, it would weigh more than the other thing. It would weigh more than it would if it wasn't laid end to end. Like, if it was a ball of rolled up internet it would weigh less. I'm pretty sure. It depends on the size of the scale, I think.

I get it that remakes are a drag to hear about. I'm on the Internet all the time. I know what they say. Like there's no original ideas in Hollywood.

If [YouTube] were to switch to Theora and maintain even a semblance of the current YouTube quality it would take up most available bandwidth across the internet.

I hate it when people quote me on the internet, claiming I said things that I never actually said.