Best 1281 quotes in «internet quotes» category

If you can afford...a computer, you can afford to pay $16 for my...CD.

If you can make the hits, then you won't be an Internet rapper anymore. It's good for hip-hop.

If you count E-mail, I'm on the Internet all day, every day.

If you Google 'regret and tattoo,' you will get 11.5 million hits.

If you have zero access to the Internet, that is an offline device.

If you look at history, every major realignment in our politics is a joining together of a new generation and emerging technologies. Obama has been a pioneer in joining the powers of the Internet with the principles of community organizing. Howard Dean used the Internet for meetups - Obama used it to create a movement.

If your business is not on the Internet, then your business will be out of business.

If you're going to invest in an Internet stock, you must be a long-term investor.

If you're looking to make a basic living selling and playing your music, the Internet is all you really need.

If you take away someone's Internet and they freak out, that's a sign they're addicted.

If you think you can experience the power of the Internet on a 1-inch screen, you've got to be out of your mind.

If you took the entire internet and laid it end to end, it would weigh more than the other thing. It would weigh more than it would if it wasn't laid end to end. Like, if it was a ball of rolled up internet it would weigh less. I'm pretty sure. It depends on the size of the scale, I think.

I get it that remakes are a drag to hear about. I'm on the Internet all the time. I know what they say. Like there's no original ideas in Hollywood.

If [YouTube] were to switch to Theora and maintain even a semblance of the current YouTube quality it would take up most available bandwidth across the internet.

I get mail; therefore I am.

I guess there should be somewhere on the Internet that feels like a source of sacred truth. But Wikipedia sure isn't it.

I go to the real world, not the Internet.

I had been in the technology business for so long, I had seen the PC-bubble come and burst, I had seen the local area and wide area networking-bubble come and burst, it was no shock that the internet-bubble was going to burst.

I have a theory that the Internet makes people stupider. And Also FOX News makes people stupider.

I hate auditioning; it makes me more nervous than anything ever, and I always feel like I wasted my time and I could have been creating my own thing. With the Internet, you have so much freedom that 'gatekeepers' make me terrified.

I have an Internet radio show where people can call in for healing.

I hate it when people quote me on the internet, claiming I said things that I never actually said.

I have a love/hate relationship with the internet. It's obviously the central tool of how I work, and how I keep in touch with all the writers and then producers that I'm collaborating with. Skype saves my life, you know.

I have been involved in Internet-related policy for approximately one decade, and I have been using the Internet myself for almost that period of time.

I have been quoted saying that, in the future, all companies will be Internet companies. I still believe that. More than ever, really

I have no internet savvy whatsoever, but I love researching things. The Internet is my library... beyond that, I'm completely intimidated by it.

I have to get off the Internet. It's so unhealthy for me. I do see what they post about me, and it's not always positive. They're mean - though there are some lovely ones. I'm so tempted to post something, but I haven't done it yet.

I have one major problem with the Internet: It's full of liars.

I just think the Internet has made us ruder.

I invented the web just because I needed it really because it was so frustrating that it didn't exit.

I just wanna thank all those amazing Internet bloggers out there that hate me day-to-day. I love you! You rock!

I just sit around at home, and I have nothing to do, so I am on the Internet all the time.

I know my dad is a big Internet freak, and he's been known to be a Wikileaker.

I know I'm not a conventional beauty. You can read a lot of painful things on the Internet, which criticise you aesthetically - but as far as I'm concerned, that's not what an actress is.

I like magazines. I love to look at a magazine. But the magazines have got to get better. Everything pushes someone else to get better. So the Internet pushes the magazines.

I know that fundamentally, changes to the fabric of the internet, and sort of our methods of communication, can enforce our rights.

I laughed. Partly at the joke, partly at how Afghan humor never changed. Wars were waged, the Internet was invented, and a robot had rolled on the surface of Mars, and in Afghanistan we were still telling Mullah Nasruddin jokes.

I liked to scrapbook and collage a whole lot in high school. Im always ripping things out of magazines, and always collecting quotes from the Internet. When I was 17, I loved AIM. I was obsessed with my buddy list!

I like something with 'vice' in it.

I like the type of culture that the Internet allows to happen. And, of course, for some bizarre reason, that is cats!

I looked back, but Bast and Sadie seemed fine. They were still staring at the water as if it were some amazing Internet video.

I'll take on anybody on a competition that's on the Internet.

I live in a bubble. I don't read the blogs, or go on the internet, and I really just don't know what people are saying because, well I guess I'm afraid to.

I love it when these Internet dudes say to me, 'Hey man, we just want to be 'content neutral.'

I love the Internet, and I love wasting time on the Internet - even though it sometimes ends up being not being a waste of time.

I love making videos on my couch. You can put those on the Internet fast. I can express myself.

I love my DSL, but I love my WiFi more. And I probably get on the Internet 40 percent to 50 percent more because of the combination of those technologies.

I love those stretches where I've just been a writer - when I haven't been doing Internet start-ups - where I pretty much eliminate meetings from my life.

I'm a babe in the woods when it comes to the Internet.

I'm always interested in new things. I don't go seeking out every band I can hear because there are too many, especially now with the Internet. There's no way you can collect everything.