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Everything on the internet is real god damn it!

Every time I crash the Internet, it's like this little drop of truth. Every time I say something that's extremely truthful out loud, it literally breaks the Internet. So what are we getting all of the rest of the time?

Everything you need to know about a customer has been written by them or about them. And it lives on the Internet. All you have to do is uncover it. And use it.

Excuse me? You're a lady?" "I bought a title on the Internet. I own one square inch of Scotland. And you're changing the subject.

Explore the internet long enough and you'll see completely balls out madness there.

Explicit material is available in a variety of forums - from popular music to television to the Internet.

Fake news is a product of the internet that is not transparent. Fake news can spread online because as users we have no idea where any of the content we see comes from.

Fans are giving me instant feedback on a chat box. I keep my fans close by working collectively as a unit. I figure as long as I do that, I can't lose. I use the internet as much as possible.

Feminism rotates between backlash and interest. And the cool thing about the Internet is that it's allowing women more access to their own history. Part of the problem before the Internet was that we didn't know which books to read. Someone had to tell you.

Fertilizer played a greater role in this case than computers.

Five years ago, we thought of the Web as a new medium, not a new economy.

For a highly motivated learner, it's not like knowledge is secret and somehow the Internet made it not secret. It just made knowledge easy to find. If you're a motivated enough learner, books are pretty good.

For business, our internet love affair was a gift from the gods.

For me, Amazon has stepped in and presented the future of entertainment. Obviously, the future of entertainment is going to be on the internet.

For me that's what's fascinating about the internet, that aggregate thing.

For one of my specials, I said, "I'm going to make an airplane disappear." Okay! And the next day, everything went crazy - it was like breaking the internet before the internet.

For people who are desperate and searching, sexuality on the Internet offers an incredible release.

For much of the Internet, the shortest path between two points doesn't exist.

From the beginning, the internet has been dominated by white men. So if you wanted to be a part of the internet and you weren't a white man, you had to adapt yourself to their world.

For the skeptic there remains only one consolation: if there should be such a thing as superhuman law it is administered with subhuman inefficiency.

Fragility of modern world leaves me with the idea we'd better anticipate what's going on. We take our right steps today and now. And we'd better avoid, that we are overdependent on, let's say, the internet.

Good laws lead to the making of better ones; bad ones bring about worse.

Given a choice between dancing pigs and security, users will pick dancing pigs every time.

Half the people on the internet are bored and they have no life.

Google and Facebook extend internet access across the world, but the access is generally speaking to an internet that is focused on the advertisers to those sites.

Google is more than a business. Google is a belief system. And we believe passionately in the open Internet model.

Google understood that if you're just a search engine, people assume you're a very, very good search engine.

Google is in an amazing position to be the target of tons of lawsuits that will set precedent for many important things for us on the Internet.

Here, all of a sudden, we have a revolution in - in communication, and it is - it is really, truly big. Internet is as big as the introduction of fire to the human race, or the introduction of electricity into our lives.

Hollywood is one of those places where, traditionally, money has come from - along with New York, Texas, Florida, Silicon Valley in northern California and the unions. But because of the Internet and the way campaigns are financed these days, you don't need traditional financing as much as you used to - and Barack Obama has tapped into that in a big way. But at the end of the day, people in Hollywood care more about [the presidency] than just the trappings of it and the surface type stuff. They care about the issues.

hermes has threatened me with slow mail. lousy Internet service and a horrible stock market if i publish this story. I hope he is just bluffing.

How do you not like the Internet? That's like saying, 'I don't like things that are convenient. And easy. I don't like having access to all of mankind's recorded discoveries at my fingertips. I don't like light. And knowledge.

How we spend our time verifies what we value most: TV, the Internet, or God's Word?

I absolutely believe the Internet is passing from its free days into a paid system. Inevitably, I promise you, it will be paid.

I agree with my father, Albert Einstein, don't believe every quote you read on the internet.

I actually don't think we're more divided than we were. I think it's more evident. It's more evident because of the internet.

I also follow chess on the Internet, where Kasparov's site is very interesting.

Hypertext, as Nelson [Ted Nelson] originally wrote, is interlinked reading and writing. Links make hypertext.

I actually barely ever go on the Internet.

I always work in a room where there's no Internet to keep from being distracted so easily.

I am being stalked across the Web. And why is this happening? Pretty simple: It's huge business.

I am not an Internet superstar. I am, ironically perhaps, the most old media superstar of all time. My fame is due to broadcast television.

I am dumbfounded that there hasn't been a crackdown with the libel and slander laws on some of these would-be writers and reporters on the Internet.

I am not an Internet superstar.

I am very active on the Internet. In 2007, I made one film every day and posted it on my website. That was a 365-day project, really exhausting, but I still put a lot of stuff on - from life, friends, my own life.

I am not offering this is a critique of the internet, its just that there are a lot of factors involved. It does offer plenty of possibilities. It also has, it can have, a cheapening effect and I think both exist and I think its true of everything. You could say that about the printing press.

I believe strongly that in order to compete against VOD, the Internet - any competition - exhibition has to achieve higher standards, more comfort in everything.

I believe that humans adapt to circumstance. The Internet is quite an unprecedented circumstance, so it's going to take people a while to get their heads around it.

I can't pretend that I don't subscribe to Internet music culture in that I discover new music and old music simultaneously.

I can go to India and draw 20,000 people at a concert, and it's really because I've built up an internet presence.