Best 1281 quotes in «internet quotes» category

If I could edit Google Images, then I wouldn't be as scared of the Internet.

If I do need to make money suddenly, I prefer to just draw something I want to draw and have someone else sell it for me on the Internet.

If I get a computer and I tune it to the Internet, it will pick up the Internet from the invisible realms that I can't see.

I find it interesting that there are impostors out on the Internet pretending to be Werner Herzog.

I find that your basic Internet chat board is way too vitriolic for my taste.

If I ran the Web, you could email dead people.

If I see anything remotely like a telcom-run faster internet that you have to pay more to get preferential traffic on, I'm out folks. I've seen this story before, I ran an ISP back in the late 90s.

If journalism is the first draft of history, then the Internet simply has provided a new means for delivering that draft far and wide very quickly.

If limitation spawns creativity, is the limitless resource of the Internet a good thing?

If Microsoft is the new IBM, Google is the new Microsoft - the defining company of the industry.

I found out through the Internet that I have AIDS. I learned that I was dead. Where else would I find these things?

If people want to see you, they'll find you. If they don't see you on TV, they'll find you on the Internet.

If pornographers are among the early adopters of the new technology, then it has definite commercial possibilities.

If the Internet has given us anything, it's some idea of how much psychosis goes undiagnosed.

If the Internet can be described as a giant human consciousness, then viral marketing is the illusion of free will.

If the Internet is worth its salt, it has to help arrest the forces that promote inequality, monopoly, hypercommercialism, corruption, depoliticization and stagnation.

If the Internet exists at all in the future, it will be on a much-reduced scale from what we enjoy today, and all the activities of everyday life are not going to reside on it.

If the Internet turns out not to be the future of computing, we're toast. But if it is, we're golden.

If there is an event for whatever reason, which interferes with the Internet or network communications, are people able to deal with it? It seems like our dependency on these systems is so great that the room for maneuver as it were is very small. So that is problematic.

If you can make the hits, then you won't be an Internet rapper anymore. It's good for hip-hop.

If there were a verb meaning "to believe falsely," it would not have any significant first person, present indicative.

If you can afford...a computer, you can afford to pay $16 for my...CD.

If you count E-mail, I'm on the Internet all day, every day.

If your business is not on the Internet, then your business will be out of business.

If you look at history, every major realignment in our politics is a joining together of a new generation and emerging technologies. Obama has been a pioneer in joining the powers of the Internet with the principles of community organizing. Howard Dean used the Internet for meetups - Obama used it to create a movement.

If you Google 'regret and tattoo,' you will get 11.5 million hits.

If you have zero access to the Internet, that is an offline device.

If you take away someone's Internet and they freak out, that's a sign they're addicted.

If you're looking to make a basic living selling and playing your music, the Internet is all you really need.

If you're going to invest in an Internet stock, you must be a long-term investor.

If you think you can experience the power of the Internet on a 1-inch screen, you've got to be out of your mind.

I get mail; therefore I am.

If [YouTube] were to switch to Theora and maintain even a semblance of the current YouTube quality it would take up most available bandwidth across the internet.

I get it that remakes are a drag to hear about. I'm on the Internet all the time. I know what they say. Like there's no original ideas in Hollywood.

If you took the entire internet and laid it end to end, it would weigh more than the other thing. It would weigh more than it would if it wasn't laid end to end. Like, if it was a ball of rolled up internet it would weigh less. I'm pretty sure. It depends on the size of the scale, I think.

I go to the real world, not the Internet.

I hate auditioning; it makes me more nervous than anything ever, and I always feel like I wasted my time and I could have been creating my own thing. With the Internet, you have so much freedom that 'gatekeepers' make me terrified.

I hate it when people quote me on the internet, claiming I said things that I never actually said.

I guess there should be somewhere on the Internet that feels like a source of sacred truth. But Wikipedia sure isn't it.

I had been in the technology business for so long, I had seen the PC-bubble come and burst, I had seen the local area and wide area networking-bubble come and burst, it was no shock that the internet-bubble was going to burst.

I have a love/hate relationship with the internet. It's obviously the central tool of how I work, and how I keep in touch with all the writers and then producers that I'm collaborating with. Skype saves my life, you know.

I have been involved in Internet-related policy for approximately one decade, and I have been using the Internet myself for almost that period of time.

I have a theory that the Internet makes people stupider. And Also FOX News makes people stupider.

I have been quoted saying that, in the future, all companies will be Internet companies. I still believe that. More than ever, really

I have an Internet radio show where people can call in for healing.

I have one major problem with the Internet: It's full of liars.

I have no internet savvy whatsoever, but I love researching things. The Internet is my library... beyond that, I'm completely intimidated by it.

I just sit around at home, and I have nothing to do, so I am on the Internet all the time.

I have to get off the Internet. It's so unhealthy for me. I do see what they post about me, and it's not always positive. They're mean - though there are some lovely ones. I'm so tempted to post something, but I haven't done it yet.

I just think the Internet has made us ruder.