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    I dyed my hair blonde in that movie, so my head doesn't match my grill.

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    I feel like a blonde nothingness, alone in my own body ...... Today it's not drugs that fill my body, its despair.

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    I felt like the blonde in every horror movie who hears a noise in the basement and goes to investigate alone. Sometimes you smell the stupid all around you, but you step in it anyway.

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    I felt different born into a family with two sisters who are blonde and blue-eyed, with me being the only brunette.

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    I fed my Yak on my spare Cadbury chocolate 21,0000ft up Everest. It was a blonde, very sweet female Yak. I made it my pet after that.

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    If I was tall and blonde, I might have been a dancer or singer.

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    If you're blond, as I am, and you have blond lashes, you have to wear mascara, otherwise you're invisible on stage.

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    If you've got red hair, try washing it in cranberry juice. And, if you're blonde, a champagne rinse can work wonders.

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    If gentlemen prefer blondes then I'm a blonde that prefers gentlemen.

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    I grew out my armpit hair for the summer. It turns out my natural hair colour isn't blonde.

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    I have always liked the contrast between being blonde and having dark features.

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    I hear you're looking for a sexy blonde to play with the Marx Brothers. Would you like to see me. I'm blonde and I'm sexy.

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    I just elbowed the pretty blonde he'd been speaking to aside and slapped my panties on his chest. "As soon as I saw you", I purred, "I knew I wouldn't be needing these"!

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    I loved being blonde. It's true, they have more fun, even when they're cannibalising their children.

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    I finally realized the happy medium, 'honey blonde' was the correct color and line for me.

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    I grew up in the Alps and France, and Barbie was my first exposure to the American woman. For me she was blonde, she was free and she was fun.

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    I had a bunch of different hair colors. I was experimenting to see what I liked. It started off brown, then I did red, then I got really, really blonde!

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    I joke that I reached the bimbo trifecta when I came to Fox News! In being a former Miss America, being blonde and then Fox.

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    I'm not the stereotypical blonde vixen girl but rather the blonde freckled girl from Kentucky.

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    I'm sporting some really blonde hair because I live in Hollywood and I'm an actress.

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    I'm sorry, but I can't make a movie with the blonde from 'ER' who is starring in every single bad romantic comedy.

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    I'm very self-conscious having my picture taken, so I clown around. My driver's license photo looks like a blonde Elvis.

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    I'm very intelligent. I'm capable of doing everything put to me. I've launched a perfume and want my own hotel chain. I'm living proof blondes are not stupid.

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    I never get the tall, blonde, glamorous roles because I'm not tall, blonde and glamorous. I'm more the wee, disturbing characters because of the way I look or sound.

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    In a twilight garden, when a brown nightingale starts singing, what is left to a blonde chicken is to remain silent.

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    I'm such a blonde. It just doesn't make sense for me to have dark hair.

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    I once had a friend who did the hair for sci-fi movies, and after a particularly bad break-up I stupidly went to her salon and told her she could do anything she liked. She dyed the bottom cherry red and the top peroxide blonde.

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    I personally prefer being a blonde, but whatever it takes for the character.

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    Interesting shade #23 Lush Golden Blonde highlights. Heyyyyyy.... The woman in the awful suit was me! The woman in the cheap shoes was me!

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    I sound New York. I sound East Coast much more than a blonde person from L.A.

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    In the nineties, it was all women being blonde and from Sweden. But now it's changed: it's all men looking like Ellen DeGeneres.

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    I really enjoyed being a blonde. Men were more friendly and flirtatious. My face looked more worldly. It took the innocence away. It could be the new me.

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    I see L.A. as a beautiful blonde with dirty underwear.

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    I stopped listening to Dylan with both ears after Highway 64 (sic) and Blonde on Blonde, and even then it was because George (Harrison) would sit me down and make me listen.

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    It doesn't bother me when someone calls me a 'dumb blonde.' I'm neither dumb or blonde.

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    I try to bring my mascara everywhere because I'm a blonde and you know blondes have really light eyelashes, you always wanna put more and more on 'til they look like spiders, that's just what I do.

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    It is possible that blondes also prefer gentleman.

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    I've been noticing gravity since I was very young.

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    I've got more junk in the trunk than most 5-foot-1 blonde girls, and I like it.

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    I've had people tell me to get Mystic Tan, blonde highlights, choppy haircuts, but I've made a conscious decision not to cave.

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    It isn't that gentlemen really prefer blondes, it's just that we look dumber.

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    I used to be very insecure about my curly hair, because I lived in a country where everybody had blonde straight hair.

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    I've learned that sometimes when people don't like what you have to say, and don't want to debate you on ideas, it's just easier to call you a dumb blonde from Fox News.

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    I've never been a fluffy sort of woman.

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    I was never a dangerous woman. I'm not the prissy blonde woman that could take your husband away.

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    I was a punk rocker when I was a teenager. I wanted to look like Nancy Spungen. I had dyed blonde hair and lots of piercings.

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    I want to be a blonde vampire. Catherine Deneuve was a blonde vampire, and she was my favourite vampire ever.

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    Let's run away to Venice, and hide out in an old movie theater. We can dye our hair blonde, so no one will ever find us!

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    I wasn't allowed to be clever when I was young and blonde, but now I am 50 and an old blonde, I am allowed to have gravitas. With wrinkles comes wisdom.

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    Look, it's one of the great mysteries of the world, I cannot answer that question. I think I'm vaguely blonde. To be perfectly frank, I don't know.