Best 133 quotes in «blonde quotes» category

Dylan doesn't have to make Blonde On Blonde every time.

Ditzy dumb blonde? I can be ditzy. I can be.

Donald Trump announced he got his own segment every Monday morning on Fox News. Just what Fox News needs - another blonde airhead.

Don't forget to bring that little blonde haired girl along. You know the one, love to watch her jump up and down.

Going blonde is like buying yourself a light bulb!

Everybody is a dumb blonde at heart.

For Karen Holmes (in From Here to Eternity), I studied voice for three months to get rid of my English accent. I changed my hair to blonde. I knew I could be sexy if I had to.

God is a gentleman. He prefers blondes

For Mum, life was fundamentally hell. You went blind, you got raped, people forgot your birthday, Nixon got elected, your husband fled with a blonde from Beckenham, and then you got old, you couldn't walk and you died.

Gentlemen prefer blondes.

Her hair that lay along her back Was yellow like ripe corn.

Her problem wasn't she was a dumb blonde, it was she wasn't a blonde and she wasn't dumb.

Happiness is being stuck in an elevator and discovering the ravishing blonde with you is a liquor salesman with a case of samples.

I always say now that I'm in my blonde years. Because since the end of my marriage, all of my girlfriends have been blonde.

I don't think it's true that blondes have more fun... Trust me, it is not true!

I do a great deal of research, especially in the apartments of tall blondes.

I am not blonde, yes. Have I dreamt about having a model contract? No. But have I dreamed about winning Wimbledon? Absolutely.

I feel like a blonde nothingness, alone in my own body ...... Today it's not drugs that fill my body, its despair.

I dyed my hair blonde in that movie, so my head doesn't match my grill.

I fed my Yak on my spare Cadbury chocolate 21,0000ft up Everest. It was a blonde, very sweet female Yak. I made it my pet after that.

I finally realized the happy medium, 'honey blonde' was the correct color and line for me.

I felt different born into a family with two sisters who are blonde and blue-eyed, with me being the only brunette.

If gentlemen prefer blondes then I'm a blonde that prefers gentlemen.

I felt like the blonde in every horror movie who hears a noise in the basement and goes to investigate alone. Sometimes you smell the stupid all around you, but you step in it anyway.

If you're blond, as I am, and you have blond lashes, you have to wear mascara, otherwise you're invisible on stage.

If I was tall and blonde, I might have been a dancer or singer.

If you've got red hair, try washing it in cranberry juice. And, if you're blonde, a champagne rinse can work wonders.

I grew out my armpit hair for the summer. It turns out my natural hair colour isn't blonde.

I grew up in the Alps and France, and Barbie was my first exposure to the American woman. For me she was blonde, she was free and she was fun.

I have always liked the contrast between being blonde and having dark features.

I had a bunch of different hair colors. I was experimenting to see what I liked. It started off brown, then I did red, then I got really, really blonde!

I hear you're looking for a sexy blonde to play with the Marx Brothers. Would you like to see me. I'm blonde and I'm sexy.

I joke that I reached the bimbo trifecta when I came to Fox News! In being a former Miss America, being blonde and then Fox.

I'm sorry, but I can't make a movie with the blonde from 'ER' who is starring in every single bad romantic comedy.

I just elbowed the pretty blonde he'd been speaking to aside and slapped my panties on his chest. "As soon as I saw you", I purred, "I knew I wouldn't be needing these"!

I loved being blonde. It's true, they have more fun, even when they're cannibalising their children.

I'm not the stereotypical blonde vixen girl but rather the blonde freckled girl from Kentucky.

I'm sporting some really blonde hair because I live in Hollywood and I'm an actress.

I'm such a blonde. It just doesn't make sense for me to have dark hair.

I'm very self-conscious having my picture taken, so I clown around. My driver's license photo looks like a blonde Elvis.

I'm very intelligent. I'm capable of doing everything put to me. I've launched a perfume and want my own hotel chain. I'm living proof blondes are not stupid.

In a twilight garden, when a brown nightingale starts singing, what is left to a blonde chicken is to remain silent.

In the nineties, it was all women being blonde and from Sweden. But now it's changed: it's all men looking like Ellen DeGeneres.

I never get the tall, blonde, glamorous roles because I'm not tall, blonde and glamorous. I'm more the wee, disturbing characters because of the way I look or sound.

Interesting shade #23 Lush Golden Blonde highlights. Heyyyyyy.... The woman in the awful suit was me! The woman in the cheap shoes was me!

I once had a friend who did the hair for sci-fi movies, and after a particularly bad break-up I stupidly went to her salon and told her she could do anything she liked. She dyed the bottom cherry red and the top peroxide blonde.

I really enjoyed being a blonde. Men were more friendly and flirtatious. My face looked more worldly. It took the innocence away. It could be the new me.

I personally prefer being a blonde, but whatever it takes for the character.

I sound New York. I sound East Coast much more than a blonde person from L.A.

I see L.A. as a beautiful blonde with dirty underwear.