Best 67 quotes in «kitten quotes» category

Wait a minute. Wait just a hairball kakking minute.

We'll take care of each other. I'm stronger now, Caleb. Whatever happens.... whatever happened, we can handle it together. Okay?

We say cat tastes like chicken when, had we been weaned on kitten stew, we’d say chicken tastes like cat.

You don't have to call me Livvie if you don't want to, Caleb. To be honest, it's kinda scaring me. You're scaring me

A cat can be trusted to purr when she is pleased, which is more than can be said for human beings.

Alarm stole over me on little kitten feet.

You called her Kitten? And she let you? She put me in a coma for three days when I called her that! My balls never recovered from her smashing them into my spine!

And what is wrong with playing with words? Words love to be played with, just like children or kittens do!

You arrogant...” thrust through the stomach of a snapping zombie, twisting and using all my strength to cleave him in half “... over published...” wasn't going to work, it clawed at the blade, and my God, these things were tough, “...showy old bat...” Crack! There went my head into the wall. If I didn't have a split skull, I'd be amazed. “What are you waiting for? Aren't you the king of all bogeymen? The legend children fear will devour them if they don't behave?” “Come on, Vlad, live up to your reputation! If you can't burn to death one Egyptian vampire chained to a wall, how did you ever drive the Turks from Romania?” “You did it!” “Of course, I'm Vlad Tepesh, what did you expect?

... as lonesome as a kitten in a wash-house copper with the lid on.

As God contains all good things, He must also contain a sense of playfulness -- a gift he has shared with Creatures other than ourselves, as witness the tricks Crows play, and the sportiveness of Squirrels, and the frolicking of Kittens.

Bones,” I sighed. “Know something? I’m not afraid of you, but you scare me….” His outline blurred again. “You scare me, too, Kitten,” he might have replied, but I couldn’t be sure.

But there was a kitten on my pillow, and it was purring in my face and vibrating gently with every purr, and, very soon, I slept.

Apparently there is nothing in the news that falls between inhuman acts of horror and kittens.

Cats mean kittens, plentiful and frequent.

Did you really think I'd ceased to care? Kitten, I care so much it wrecks me.

I have a kitten,the drollest of all creatures that ever wore a cat's skin.

Have you ever noticed the softness of a kitten's feet? - they are like raspberries to hold in one's hand.

I have no doubt that you are more than capable of bringing the Monsean queen and my son and the rest of my sons and a hundred Nanderan kittens through an onslaught of howling raiders if you chose to.

If you like cats and have some, you get kittens; and if you like kittens and enjoy having them about, they grow up and you get more cats.

I have just been given a very engaging Persian kitten... and his opinion is that I have been given to him.

In the image of the lion made He kittens small and curious.

I'm behind you." I spun to see Derek. "I can't win," he said. "You're as skittish as a kitten.

I'll be honest, I felt an urge to squeeze him like a kitten and that led to the gesture I made. There was nothing behind it really.

It is a very inconvenient habit of kittens (Alice had once made the remark) that, whatever you say to them, they always purr: "If they would only purr for 'yes,' and mew for 'no,; or any rule of that sort," she had said, "so that one could keep up a conversation! But how can you talk with a person if they always say the same thing?

In a cat's eye, all things belong to cats.

I want to know all of you, Kitten. What you show me, and what you try not to.

Just like a kitten that thinks its a tiger.

Kittens are wide-eyed, soft and sweet. With needles in their jaws and feet.

Kitten, this is my best mate, Charles, but you can call him Spade. Charles, this is Cat, the woman I’ve been telling you about. You can see for yourself that everything I’ve said is…an understatement.

life is a trick, life is a kitten in a sack.

One thing I am learning from the kitten is that everything he is doing seems to be in preparation for murder.

Maybe, although my heart is a kitten of butter, I am blowing it up like a zeppelin.

Perhaps all early love affairs ought to be strangled or drowned, like so many blind kittens.

Just because a cat has kittens in the oven, that doesn't make them biscuits.

Pissing off PETA is as easy as pie. Delicious kitten pie.

... she, that will with kittens jest, Should bear a kitten's joke.

Riley. How bad has it been?" "Just fabulous. The demonic kitten really made my night.

Playing with fire Kitten?

Tell me, Kitten.” That deep, smooth voice brushed over me like a physical caress. “Shall I leave now, or wait until later?

She turns her head, Bailey catches her eye, and she smiles at him. Not in the way that one smiles at a random member of the audience when one is in the middle of performing circus tricks with unusually talented kittens but in the way that one smiles when one recognizes someone they have not seen in some time.

Time is what turns kittens into cats.

Their goal was in sight. They had a Titan with a very loud kitten on their side. That had to count for something.

True revolution comes from true revulsion; when things get bad enough the kitten will kill the lion.

That's what vampires do, Kitten. We always come for what's ours, no matter the circumstances." Bones said.

Things without defense: insects, kittens, small boys.

Even a heart of a kitten is reliable, if you know how to rely on

When I go out with the ladies, I don't force them to pronounce my name. I tell them I like to go by the nickname of Kitten.

Cats, based on their corporeal existence, have a different view on trees even if one dismisses the fruit eating aspect. A closer look at common domestic feline behaviour makes these views spring forth like a kitten pouncing on a ball of yarn. It can be hard to miss.

Got the itch? - Jared