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    By the way, I've decided to start referring to myself exclusively as 'Daddy.' Everytime Daddy would otherwise say 'I' or 'Me,' Daddy is now going to say 'Daddy.

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    Daddy always said that an option that you know to have a bad outcome is only a fool's option, i.e., not an option at all. And I liked to think that Daddy hadn't raised a fool.

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    Daddy,' my mother asked, 'aren’t we going to run out of gas?' No there’s plenty of god-damned gas.' Where are we going?' I’m going to get some god-damed oranges!

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    Daddy pays for the water, daddy pays for the gas, daddy pays for the electricity, and if daddy didn't pay for the electricity, he'd pay for the candle on your nightstand, so you can study for the big test tomorrow.

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    Daddy, What's the horizontal tango?

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    Daddy is trying really fugging hard to think of a not-terrifying reason why you'd wake Daddy up in the middle of the night to ask that fugging question. But no. No. Daddy does not have a match or a lighter.

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    Daddy wasn't there for me, so I had to grind every day.

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    Daddy, will you take me to the mill, again?

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    Daddy I'm just little But I love you BIG Happy Birthday Big Daddy

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    Daddy once said, "If you don't know what you believe, Annie, you'll be a lost soul.

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    Daddy, when he drank, just became sweeter. There wasn't a mean thought in his body. I've always said he was like a drunk Jimmy Stewart.

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    Daddy worked for God, but asked for no pay. For he believed that God provides a way.

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    Dad's are the treasures of the world!

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    Daddy's working boots have taken many steps for us.

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    Daddy will explain. Come, he is blowing up monsters.

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    Daddy always said the only thing worth begging for was your life, but maybe he was wrong. Maybe sometimes your love is a little bit worth begging for, too.

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    Daddy gave me real useful information to protect me in the real world. If anyone hits me, I'm not to hit them back. I wait until their back is turned, then hit them in the head with a brick.

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    Daddy loves you, but he smacks you, and he can shout at you and smash things, but Daddy still loves you. So when you get into a relationship with someone who does all of that, why would it be unusual?

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    Dear Daddy-Long-Legs, You never answered my question and it was very important. ARE YOU BALD?

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    Darling Daddy, This is Rose. The shed needs new wires now it has blown up. Caddy is bringing home rock-bottom boyfriends to see if they will do for Mummy. Instead of you. Love, Rose.

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    Did you work for the money to buy those earrings? Or did your Daddy buy those for you?

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    'Chasing Amy' was an amazing role, but then after that, I went and did 'Big Daddy' and you're the girlfriend or you're the best friend. I wasn't getting the Nicole Kidman roles.

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    Do you even really know how vampires are made?' 'Well, when a mommy vampire and a daddy vampire love each other very much.

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    Even now, if I am thinking about spending a lot of money on clothing or furniture, I think 'I can't spend so much money on one thing; my poor old Daddy could have raised his family five years on that!'

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    Evangelistic preaching is what Daddy does, I never thought I would.

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    Even before I was a fighter, I was a daddy's girl.

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    Every minister worthy of the name has to walk the line between prophetic vision and spiritual sustenance, between telling people the comforting things they want to hear and challenging them with the difficult things they need to hear. In Oxford, Daddy began to feel as though all the members wanted him to do was to marry them and bury them and stay away from their souls.

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    Every day, my daddy told me the same thing. 'Once a task is just begun, never leave it till it's done. Be the labour great or small, do it well or not at all.'

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    Fang laughed as he shoved Vane away 'Man, quit hugging on me. You are a perv." Vane punched him in the arm. "You're such an a**hole," Trace gasped. "Daddy said a bad word!" Fang said "You tell him pup. Keep your daddy straight.

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    Fathering is the most masculine thing a man can do.

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    Gravity is matter’s sugar daddy.

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    Hard as I try, daddy-o, I really do not like concert singers. They are always singing in some foreign language.

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    Every big leaguer and his wife should teach their children to pray, God bless Mommy, God bless Daddy, and God bless Babe Ruth.

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    Good evening, daddy! Ain't you heard The boogie-woogie rumble Of a dream deferred? Trilling the treble And twining the bass Into midnight ruffles Of cat-gut lace.

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    He said you sparkle like a newborn galaxy and have more attitude than a rich kid with his daddy's Porsche.

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    Her mother was my wife," the Count roared, loudest of all. "You pathetic excuse for am money-grubbing fool, you disgrace to the face of the world." And with a shriek of disgust he turned and was gone. Guilietta was beside Inigo then, so excited. "Daddy likes you," she said.

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    I am tearing the feathers out of the pillows, waiting, waiting for Daddy to come home and stuff me so full of our infected child that I turn invisible, but married, at last.

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    I didn't know who my daddy was until I was 10 or 12. Surprising as it may seem, he was living right across the street.

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    I do enjoy manga but would not consider myself a 'super-fan,' only really connecting with certain works such as 'Lone Wolf and Cub,' or 'Tekkon Kinkreet,' the more breakthrough works, and 'Akira,' to me, is the daddy of them all.

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    Hipsters, flipsters and finger-poppin' daddies: knock me your lobes.

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    I don't think I've ever put it in words before. But daddy took a gun and ended his life and took momma's with him.

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    Half voluntarily, half Winston's older brother [William] would take me in, saying, "Daddy, I think you oughta do this." And I'd say, "I think you're right, maybe I do need it." Sometimes a week later I'd leave the place; sometimes I'd stick it out for a month.

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    I do find, coming form the stage and all that, I've always been conscious of my posture and my body, but also the style aspect, I do find myself throwing on a blazer and a nice pair of loafers more often. Daddy always likes a new pair of Guccis.

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    I don't have 30 days and 30 nights, to show you why all the hoochies say there's nothing finer than Scott Steiner, but all I need is one night to have your wife call me for the rest of her life, the big bad booty daddy, so this goes to all my freaks out there, Big Poppa Pump is your hook up, hollar if you hear me.

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    If there's one thing I really want for my birthday, that is for the mining company not to mine my daddy's reserve.

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    If the semicolon is one of the neglected children in the family of punctuation marks these days, told to stay in its room and entertain itself, because mummy and daddy are busy, the apostrophe is the abused victim.

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    If things go our way, you might see why I'm a legend. And if your daddy has a problem with that, he'll find out why I'm the Legend Killer.

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    If my mama and daddy would've stayed together, one of them would've been dead, and the other would have been locked up for it.

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    If you want to put your rock 'n' roll into mythology, [A Period of Transition] is from the Daddy Cool school.

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    If you read angry political blogs, substitute Obama with my daddy and you'll usually learn a lot about the author.