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    The day you hear someone call me captain will be the day I buy a boat.

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    The Jews don't like Farrakhan, so they call me Hitler. Well, that's a good name. Hitler was a very great man. He wasn't a great man for me as a black person, but he was a great German. Now, I'm not proud of Hitler's evils against Jewish people, but that's a matter of record. He raised Germany up from nothing. Well, in a sense you could say there's a similarity in that we are raising our people up from nothing.

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    The first rule of PR is to get out in front of the story, and I think I was practicing that. It was also a weapon. I was also fortunate, despite being fat and nerdy, that I was never bullied. I could jump out in front, I was like, "Before you call me fat, do you have any extra mayonnaise?

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    The name of my condition is Cartilage Hair Syndrome Hypoplasia, but you can just call me Billy.

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    There's nothing wrong with it. It's only a word. What's in a name? Nothing! Cats say, "Call me Muhammed so-and-so.

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    There was no one to call me to bed, no one to demand that the rhythms of my life operate in a duet.

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    They call me superman, I'm here to rescue you.

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    They call me a right-winger, which is an insult - I'm simply a racist and a separatist.

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    They call me Fearless Felix.

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    There was never any point in my life when I wasn't called Mr. Donen. I'm told my first words were, 'Call me Mr. Donen.' But I suspect that's apocryphal. My mother, Mrs. Donen, tended to exaggerate.

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    They call me Tater Salad

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    They call me Superman, leap tall hoes in a single bound.

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    They call me, The Sharkalator

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    They don't call me spontaneous and irreverant for nothing.

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    They call me the trippy king.

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    They call me Good Time Emo. Because I love a good time! And my name is Emo.

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    They may call me a sinner, but I am at peace with myself.

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    Though a non-co-operator, I shall gladly subscribe to a bill to make it criminal for anybody to call me mahatma and to touch my feet.

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    To put it kindly, I am a very talkative, social person. To put it less kindly, I’m a flibbertigibbet, which is what my frenemy Rainn Wilson calls me.

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    We call metaphysics the Science of Life, because to know pure metaphysics is to renew the life and make death and accident impossible.

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    Well, hello. My name is Lin. But if you're dyslexic, call me Nil.

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    …well just call me Hannibal Lecter. With cleavage.

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    What's your name?" "Becky Thatcher. What's yours? Oh, I know. It's Thomas Sawyer." "That's the name they lick me by. I'm Tom when I'm good. You call me Tom, will you?" "Yes

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    When I'm applying for a new passport, or something, someone will call me Christopher. Other than that, no one ever calls me Christopher.

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    When people call me a role model it puts the fear of god into me, because I feel like I'm destined to fail.

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    When people call me a photographer, I always feel like something of a charlatan—at least in Japanese. The word shashin, for photograph, combines the characters sha, meaning to reflect or copy, and shin, meaning truth, hence the photographer seems to entertain grand delusions of portraying truth.

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    When Steve Ballmer calls me wacko, I consider that a compliment.

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    When things get too heavy, just call me helium, the lightest known gas to man.

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    Wheat Thins? Call me when they're Wheat THICKS! Gimme that wheat!

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    Whereas Europeans generally pronounce my name the right way ('Ni-klows Wirt'), Americans invariably mangle it into 'Nick-les Worth'. This is to say that Europeans call me by name, but Americans call me by value.

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    Why do they call me misanthrope? Because They hate me, not I them.

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    Tomboy. Alright, call me a tomboy. Tomboys get medals. Tomboys win championships. Tomboys can fly. Oh. And tomboys aren't boys.

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    You can call me Agent Mickelson,' he told me with a smile. 'What about you? Is Max short for something? Maxine?' 'No, Dean. It's just Max.

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    You can call me a lot of things, but you can't call me complacent!

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    You can call me an older woman - I don't mind that at all - just don't call me an old one, because I'm not.

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    You can call me Mama T anytime.

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    You can call me mercenary, or call me madam, but, as I always tell my customers - just call me anytime!

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    You can call me he. You can call me she. You can call me Regis and Kathie Lee; I don't care! Just as long as you call me.

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    You can call me a fat, balding, talentless old queen who can't sing, but you can't tell lies about me.

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    You can call me whatever you like. Last chance for cake!

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    You can call me a pain. I'll accept that as a compliment.

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    You can call me Patch. No really. Call me.

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    You don't have to call me 'Mister', Mister; The whole world called me 'Hank'!

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    I'm the Dread Pirate Roberts, but you can call me 'Weasley.

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    Zach. You can only call me Mr. Quinn when you're angry.

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    When you call me European, I say yes. When you call me Arab, I say yes. When you call me black, I say yes. When you call me white, I say yes. Because I am in you and you are in me. We have to inter-be with everything in the cosmos.

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    When you can prove me wrong, then call me blind.

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    Almost always, when I'm on TV, the producers who call me, who negotiate what we're going to say, is a woman.

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    After Versace was murdered, the first person to call me was Mandela.

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    And please don't call me that." I didn't call you 'that', I called you George Washington.