Best 25 quotes in «oxymoron quotes» category

The budget was unlimited, but I exceeded it.

And there’s no figuring out the unknowable. And there’s some kind of oxymoron in that that’s more moron than anything else.

That's the Senate Ethics Committee, an oxymoron since 1973.

So when my critics say that Sassy is only for alienated teenagers, I feel like responding, 'Well, isn't an unalienated teenager the biggest oxymoron?'

The scene is dull. Tell him to put more life into his dying.

We learn from history that man can never learn anything from history.

And where did this insane notion of buying loyalty come from? It’s a contradiction in terms.

Cats were not and are not tool makers the way humans became toolmakers. They are specifically adapted as obligate carnivores, This means the vegetarian cat is an oxymoron at best and a blatant lie at worst. Cats need meat. The concept of a Garden of Eden would be rather atrocious to them.

Why don't you pair'em up in threes?

. . . my fear, my joy more horrible than my fear, my obscene words, my words which are keys locking me into a mirror, with you, but ever alone.

GOD is foolishness and GOD is wisdom all at the same time.

Oh, don't be so wise and stupid.

Who would have thought it would pay to be in the military.

There's a FEW THINGS you need to get STRAIGHT about being GAY..." "That's an OXYmoron." "You'll be an OXYmoron if you don't listen. GAY men SUCK and FUCK. They don't go around falling in LOVE. At least not with every TOM, DICK and HARRY.

Wearing: shorts + a jersey = a visual oxymoron.

You are a foreigner in an actual world, a human co-worker, a truth, a divine word, and a perfect mistake.

Being both entrepreneurial and social is no longer an oxymoron, but rather a tautology.

A German sense of humor is an oxymoron.

And I have a really great agent and I know it's almost an oxymoron to say you have a smart agent. But she is and she has a beautiful aesthetic and she has guided me.

I find the term perfect child to be an oxymoron.

I am not going to say I told you so, but I did.

Correct thinkers think that 'baseball trivia' is an oxymoron: nothing about baseball is trivial.

I take it that a successful therapy is an oxymoron.

I have a terrible memory; I never forget a thing.

I've been saying in the press that being a NY Post investigator reporter is an oxymoron.