Best 841 quotes in «irony quotes» category

You see, I never question "Am I?" For I know 'I Am' as is everyone else only to the recognition of their oneness with 'I Am', who is, which we are.

You see, the mailman saw your husband during one of his walks." "He's my fiancé," I told her. "We are living in sin." Heather blinked, momentarily knocked off her stride, but recovered. "Oh, that's nice." "It's very nice. I highly recommend it.

You see, cancer is simply nature's way of making you want to die.' Tatsu.

You say ‘cure.’ I hear ‘you’re not human enough.

But the irony is they think they're being tough on ISIS and Trump thinks he's being tough on ISIS. Senator Rubio in his interview with you touched on it very, very lightly.

You've granted me eyes to see and ears to hear and with more knowledge comes more sorrow. Only true substance can pay for a due but a print out of the false can only discharge, how true. Taking the false to introduce as a truth, polluting our minds, yoking us with a noose. Economic slavery, the complete opposite of freedom and bravery. I amend these words to constitute what's meant to we, as in us, the French area holds the trusts, friendship to hear what I'm saying with God is a must.

You were talking to yourself, Udinaas. You shouldn't do that.' 'That's what I keep telling myself.

All the pathos and irony of leaving one’s youth behind is thus implicit in every joyous moment of travel

Americans are not renowned for having a sense of irony.

Americans don't understand irony? I am an intelligent person living in the United States. My entire existence is ironic.

"And we'll call you... hmmm. Pudge." "Huh?" "Pudge," the Colonel said. "Because you're skinny. It's called irony, Pudge. Heard of it? Now, let's go get some cigarettes and start this year off right.

Art and irony would disintegrate the personality, kitsch makes it whole.

At the best, sarcasms, bitter irony, scathing wit, are a sort of swordplay of the mind. You pink your adversary, and he is forthwith dead; and then you deserve to be hung for it.

Because of various security lapses, some senators are calling for a probe of the security at the offices of the Department of Homeland Security. The investigation will be conducted by the Department of Irony.

Between "just desserts" and "tragic irony" we are given quite a lot of scope for our particular talent. Generally speaking, things have gone about as far as they can possibly go when things have got about as bad as they reasonably get.

[But] we accept irony through a device called metaphor. And through that we grow and become deeper human beings.

By multiplying ironies, I evade commitments.

Cervantes is the most important Spanish writer. But he is not the most representative of the Spanish. His irony, his sense of humor - they are too subtle to seem Spanish.

Don't you find any irony in a vampire sucking up?

Clap an extinguisher upon your irony if you are unhappily blessed with a vein of it.

Dangerously well’— what an irony is this: it expresses precisely the doubleness, the paradox, of feeling ‘too well

Does anything on you work properly?" Asked ter Borcht. "Well, I do have a highly developed sense of irony." Replied Iggy.

Everyone is always going through tough things, the irony in it is that everyone thinks what they're going through is just as hard as what you are. Life isn't about surviving this, it's about understanding this.

Every man is a prisoner, and the greatest irony of all is to be the prisoner of another man.

Everything we say about other people is really about ourselves.

Far more quickly than reason and logic, irony can penetrate rage and puncture self-pity.

Health consists of having the same diseases as one's neighbors.

While appreciating the beauty around her, Eden considered the darkness that lay ahead.

Hamlet, Kierkegaard, Kafka are ironists in the wake of Jesus. All Western irony is a repetition of Jesus' enigmas/riddles, in amalgam with the ironies of Socrates.

Haven't you picked up on the irony of life by now? Things only just happen when you're not ready. When you're ready, you start trying, and gadamn I feel like trying right now.

Heaven has fashioned a knife of irony to stab me with.

Humanity, perhaps, that quality of benevolence that humans have, without irony, named after themselves.

Everything becomes symbol and irony when you've been betrayed

Humor does not include sarcasm, invalid irony, sardonicism, innuendo, or any other form of cruelty. When these things are raised to a high point they can become wit, but unlike the French and the English, we have not been much good at wit since the days of Benjamin Franklin.

Humor is everywhere in that there's irony in just about anything a human does.

Humor brings insight and tolerance.

I always thought the biggest failing of Americans was their lack of irony. They are very serious there! Naturally, there are exceptions... the Jewish, Italian, and Irish humor of the East Coast.

I don't think it's aiming at gags, I think the humour is woven into it. It's part of how the characters operate and how they deal with disaster because they're worldly enough to have a bit of irony and wryness about their own circumstances. So, I think the humour comes out of that.

Here we have the great irony of modern nutrition: at a time when hundreds of millions of people do not have enough to eat, hundreds of millions more are eating too much and are overweight or obese.

I love the irony of movies. I really do. For whatever reason, I'm incredibly intrigued by the irony of reality in a motion picture.

I feel that there's hardly any irony in my work; if there's anything, there'll be sincerity, which people sometimes find hard to deal with.

I know the universe has a sense of irony, and sometimes you get reminded just how sadistic that can be.

I love the French for their sarcasm, their irony. I love them for their bad moods.

I love the irony. I'm perceived as being really young and yet I have the clinical condition of an old man.

Honesty and unpopular opinions are the toughest sell in a country with an irony-deficiency.

I have survivor skills. Some of that is superficial - what I present to people outwardly - but what makes people resilient is the ability to find humour and irony in situations that would otherwise overpower you.

I need an irony punctuation mark for the clueless.

I'm not much given to straight, irony-free hero-worship.

In my own work, humor is necessary, for the reasons stated above, but also because forbidding your characters silliness, absurdity, irony, and vulgarity forbids them aspects of the human experience every bit as universal as sorrow.

Irony: Don't let yourself be controlled by it, especially during uncreative moments.