Best 41 quotes in «never trust quotes» category

I never trust songwriters who talk about what their song is about.

If you mean, "My gut feeling is telling me this; therefore I can act on it and I don't have to worry," we say you should never trust your gut.

I could never trust anyone who's well adjusted to a sick society.

I don’t read Scripture and cling to no life precepts, except perhaps to Walter Cronkite’s rules for old men, which he did not deliver over the air: Never trust a fart. Never pass up a drink. Never ignore an erection.

It is well known that those who do not trust themselves never trust others.

I've said it before and I'll say it again: Never trust anyone who tells you how people come to trust them.

I've never trusted toadstools, but I suppose some must have their good points.

Never trust anyone who buttons their top button.

Kuan Yew, I can never trust you as a politician.

Never trust the storyteller. Only trust the story.

Never trust a demon. He has a hundred motives for anything he does... ninety-nine of them, at least, are malevolent.

Never trust a skinny ice cream man.

Never trust a survivor until you know how they survived.

Never trust a woman or an automatic weapon.

Never trust a man who has not a single redeeming vice.

Never trust anything you read in a travel article.

Never trust a shiny surface. They hide a multitude of flaws.

Never trust a storyteller," he says. "We're all of us liars.

Jimmy used to drink liquor. Now he's running for president and he drinks Scotch, and I've never trusted a Scotch-drinker.

Never trust a computer you can't throw out a window.

Never trust a man who carries a handkerchief, I always say. One of many prejudicial rules of thumb.

Never trust anyone who calls himself a libertarian socialist. They're bound to be deeply confused, at best.

Never trust a sentimentalist. They are all alike, pretenders to virtue, at heart selfish frauds and sensualists.

Never trust a woman who wears mauve, whatever her age may be, or a woman over thirty-five who is fond of pink ribbons.

Never trust a man who can dance.

Never trust anyone whose TV is bigger than their book shelf

Never trust a preacher with more than two suits.

Never trust a skinny cook.

Never trust a woman who doesn’t like to eat. She is probably lousy in bed.

Never trust a theologian who doesn't have a sense of humor.

Never trust the calm sea when she shows her false alluring smile.

Terence: As my old da used to tell me, 'never trust a rich man'. David: Good thing I'm only moderately rich. Terence: Which is why I only moderately distrust you.

Three things never trust in- The maiden sworn as pure, The vows a king has given, And an ambush that is sure.

The sad truth is, they should never trust me.

Trust is like a vase.. once it's broken, though you can fix it, the vase will never be same again.

You can never trust anyone once you've had to trap them in a cage.

You should never trust a man who has only one way to spell a word.

You should never trust anyone who listens to Mahler before they're forty.

You may trust the Lord too little, but you can never trust Him too much.

A man who never trusts himself never trusts anyone.

Cardinal rule for all hitters with two strikes on them: Never trust the umpire.