Best 33 quotes in «crude quotes» category

Ah bet she’s a dirty wee minx in the scratcher. Y’see that "butter wouldnae melt" expression she’s goat goin on? That’s jist a smokescreen – ah guarantee she goes like a train.’ Jimmy belched, considerately turning his head away to exhale.

Crude humor has never helped anyone.

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Good plan," Freddy was saying. "Let's get some decent sleep. Tomorrow we can shake our gravy asses into town and do some sluething.

i am like a dead begonia hanging upside down because like a dead begonia I don't give a fuck

How ill-inspired we are when Life, brawling in its crude matter-of-fact way Decks us with the cold fist of reality

I will say one thing about those males, there is never a dull moment." Peri suddenly appeared causing everyone to jump. "Bloody hell," Jen barked. "Couldn't you send out some sort of signal that you're about to appear out of thin air?" Lilly asked. "What do you expect me to do...fart just before I appear so the smell alerts you?" Peri took a seat next to Alina and crossed her legs, appearing regal despite her crude words. "Why do you say we would be alerted by the smell, rather than the sound?" Sally asked. Peri smiled. "I think you humans call them silent but deadly.

I don't see anything other than pretensions and low mentality in women who make a man run after a hole that would soon be inhabited by termites and worms.

If cheese was a woman, I'd marry her. I'd come home and eat her every night.

So when time had begun to run out on Adelia with no really acceptable husband in sight, she'd married money -- crude money, button money. She was expected to refine this money, like oil.

I once took a poo in the woods while hunched over like an animal. It was AWESOME.

Art, science, philosophy, religion -- each offers at best only a crude simplification of actual living experience.

Roots cannot grow into trees if there are no supernatural elements in the soil. Man cannot grow wealthy and famous if he doesn't contribute to either, the good or evil.

A refined soul is distressed to know that someone owes it thanks; a crude soul, to know that it owes someone thanks.

There are two kinds of people in life: those who like crude dualities and those who do not.

Fifty-dollar oil is just another stop on the road to much higher crude prices.

Global crude oil demand is increasing, particularly in places like China

At times, I come across as crude or crass, that irritates you when I come across like a Neanderthal or a babbling idiot at times. But I like to be that person. I like to show you all that person because that's who you come to see.

I'm pretty gross. When I talk I can be gross and crude.

Genetics is crude, but neuroscience goes directly to work on the brain, and the mind follows.

Fred Trueman the man has often been tactless, haphazard, crude, a creature of impulse.

In crude oil trading, we have seen a 46 percent increase over 1 year in the margins there.

In a comic strip, you can suggest motion and time, but it's very crude compared to what an animator can do. I have a real awe for good animation.

It kills your writing if you try to manipulate it with crude politics.

I am a tomb robber who is robbing my own tomb. Things from my tomb are exhibited under the radiant sun. Every time it happens I feel crude.

Serious thinkers are few, and the world is ruled by crude ideas.

Rockefeller made his money in oil, which he discovered at the bottom of wells. Oil was considered crude in those days, but so was Rockefeller. Now both are considered quite refined.

Sex becomes violent when you eliminate all the sentiments... voila, it gets crude.

Our language for describing emotions is very crude... that's what music is for, I guess.

The crude product of nature, the object fashioned by the industry of man, acquire their reality, their identity, only to the extent of their participation in a transcendent reality.

The crude real will not by itself yield truth.

The actor is merely a crude empiricist, a practitioner guided by vague instinct.

There are only Epicureans, either crude or refined; Christ was the most refined.