Best 9 quotes in «dilbert quotes» category

I respectfully decline the invitation to join your hallucination.

Everyone is an idiot, not just the people with low SAT scores. The only differences among us is that we're idiots about different things at different times. No matter how smart you are, you spend much of your day being an idiot.

Women are treated differently by society for exactly the same reason that children and the mentally handicapped are treated differently.

You can never underestimate the stupidity of the general public.

Free will is an illusion. Humans are nothing but moist robots.

To be fair to Nietzsche, he probably meant the word 'stronger' to include anything that makes you more capable. I’d ask him to clarify, but ironically he ran out of things that didn't kill him.

'Dilbert' became popular during the downsizing of the '90s, and job security was a major theme of the strip.

The Dilbert Principle: People are idiots.

Tell me what you need, and I'll tell you how to get along without it.