Best 1525 quotes in «fool quotes» category

I am the fool, and must be the sufferer, if it be not of God.

I am the King's Fool. He is the King-In-Wating. Let him wait.

I am two fools, I know, For loving, and for saying so.

I asked him "Who said you could fool around with my wife" he said everybody.

I believe that if a man dies with a single penny still sitting in the bank, he's a fool.

I believe what Jesus said, but Jesus never said priests couldn't be fools.

"I call them april babies cause they fools

I can go into a lab and fool the rear ends off any group of scientists.

I'd be a fool to surrender, when I know I can be a contender. And if everyone's a contender, then everyone could be a winner.

I could only stare, any sense that maybe I understood him evaporating as it always did. I'd glimpse something underneath, and he'd snatched it away so fast it left bruises that called me a fool for hoping for more.

Idiot! Lunatic! Moron! Jackass! Selfish irresponsible fool!

I do not hope somebody breaks in. However, if they did, I pity them. I pity the fool that breaks into my house.

I'd Rather Be an Old Man's Sweetheart (Than a Young Man's Fool).

I do not support peace in the Middle East. And I do not support Arafat. He is a stupid, incompetent fool!

I'd rather be an optimist and a fool than a pessimist and right.

I don't care what consequence it brings, I have been a fool for lesser things.

I don't fool with a lot of things that I can't have fun with. There's not much reward in that.

"I don't know whether you are a saint or a fool" said my lawyer. I replied "Is there a difference?

I'd say my greatest weakness is impatience. I don't suffer fools well.

I'd rather be a silly old fool than a lonely old woman.

If a fool keeps his mouth shut, there will be no difference of opinion.

If anyone else asked that question, O He Who Is Terrible and Great, I would have said they were an ignorant fool; in you it is a sign of the disarming simplicity which is the fount of all virtue.

I felt like I was in charge.

If anyone makes himself his own master in the spiritual life, he makes himself scholar to a fool.

If being smart is what you say it is, I will remain a fool my entire life.

If a painting can be forged well enough to fool experts, why is the original so valuable?

If a traveller does not meet with one who is his better, or his equal, let him firmly keep to his solitary journey; there is no companionship with a fool.

If I could eat only one thing for the rest of my life, it would be rhubarb fool, which I make with ginger and a hint of elderflower cordial.

If I am a fool then it is no misfortune, for then only one more fool will wander this Earth. Amongst the millions of mentally deranged it would barely be noticed. But what if I am not a fool, and that science itself has erred? Then the tragedy is incalculable!

If I don't fool you, I'm not doing my job as a magician. If I make you feel foolish, I'm not doing my job as a human being.

If I put a value on my music, and no one's prepared to pay that, then more fool me, but the idea that the value is created by the consumer is an idiot plan; it can't work.

If kisses were what you were looking for, little fool, why didn't you come to me? quoted by Susannah Simon

If it is ones lot to be cast among fools, one must learn foolishness.-The Count of Monte Cristo

If it's true what is said, that only the wise discover the wise, then it must also be true that the lone wolf symbolizes either the biggest fool on the planet or the biggest Einstein on the planet.

If somebody praises us and if we have any humility we will feel totally like a fool.

If the traveler cannot find master or friend to go with him, let him travel alone rather than with a fool for company.

If the advice of a fool for once happens to be good, it requires a wise man to carry it out.

If there is any truth to the old proverb that "one who is his own lawyer has a fool for a client," the Court now bestows a constitutional right on one to make a fool of himself.

If the wise erred not, it would goe hard with fooles. [If the wise erred not, it would go hard with fools.]

If thou hast never been a fool, be sure thou wilt never be a wise man.

If the truth is worth telling, it is worth making a fool of yourself to tell it.

If to some my tale seems foolishness I am content that such could count me fool.

If you are not your own doctor, you are a fool.

If you are prepared to make a fool of yourself for them then you usually get that back. I think that there are points where you become so close to an actor, you know them so well, almost as well or better than their spouse. You have to know them, warts and all.

If we don't plant the right things, we will reap the wrong things. It goes without saying. And you don't have to be, you know, a brilliant biochemist and you don't have to have an IQ of 150. Just common sense tells you to be kind, ninny, fool. Be kind.

If you are an ignorant man, you are acting wisely; but if you have had any education, you are behaving like a fool.

If you are trying to fool a farsighted or dimwitted person, a veiled facial disguise might be enough.

If you argue with a fool, someone passing by will not be able to tell who is the fool and who is not.

If you are sure of tomorrow, there is no fool greater than you!

If you believe you have a foolproof system, you've failed to take into consideration the creativity of fools.