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My cousin's a fool, and thou art another.

My father used to say that if a man fools you once, he's a jerk. If he fools you twice, you're a jerk. Only he didn't use the word "jerk.

My job as the writer is to fool you. Your job as the reader is to see if you can catch me at it.

My life is in the hands of any fool who makes me lose my temper.

My manner of thinking, so you say, cannot be approved. Do you suppose I care? A poor fool indeed is he who adopts a manner of thinking to suit other people! My manner of thinking stems straight from my considered reflections; it holds with my existence, with the way I am made. It is not in my power to alter it; and were it, I'd not do so.

My mama didn't raise any fools and she didn't raise any heroes.

My,' she said. 'We're lucky that you found the place.' We're always lucky,' I said and like a fool I did not knock on wood. There was wood everywhere in that apartment to knock on too.

My program is to leave the fools to nature. She has diseases with which to deal with them.

My Son, these maxims make a rule An lump them ay thegither: The Rigid Righteous is a fool, The Rigid Wise anither.

Myrnin:I could murder a cheeseburger right now Oliver:focus ya fool

My take on celebrity is simply that some of us have to make a bigger fool of ourselves than others.

Never, ever, ever wear anything you are uncomfortable in. Because that is what you'll project: 'I look like a fool.'

Necessity is cruel, but it is the only test of inward strength. Every fool may live according to his own likings.

Never be afraid to make a fool of yourself. The furthest out you can go is the best place to be.

Never let a fool kiss you, or a kiss fool you.

Nay, fly to altars; there they'll talk you dead; For fools rush in where angels fear to tread.

Never argue with a drunk or a fool.

Neither man nor woman can be worth anything until they have discovered that they are fools. The sooner the discovery is made the better, as there is more time and power for taking advantage of it.

Never fear being a petty fool it means you ain't dying

Never was patriot yet, but was a fool.

Niggas frown when you up and smile when you down. And when you change for the better, shife fools stop comin' around.

No battle is ever won ... victory is an illusion of philosophers and fools.

No creature smarts so little as a fool.

No doubt, when modesty was made a virtue, it was a very advantageous thing for the fools, for everybody is expected to speak of himself as if he were one.

No fool can play chess, and only fools do.

No man is esteemed for colorful garments except by fools and women.

--nor had I understood til then how the shameless vanity of utter fools can so strongly determine the fate of others

None is a fool always, everyone sometimes.

No one respects the flame quite like the fool who's badly burned

None are so busy as the fool and the knave.

No one but a fool would measure their satisfaction by what the world thinks of it.

Nothing fools people as much as extreme passion.

Nothing doth so fool a man as extreme passion. This doth make them fools which otherwise are not, and show them to be fools which are so.

Nothing is more characteristic of a man than the manner in which he behaves toward fools.

Nothing is ever quiet, except for fools.

Nothing is fool-proof to a sufficiently talented fool.

Nothing is more like a wise man than a fool who holds his tongue.

Nothing shows the kind of fool you are as quick as your tongue.

Nothing wrong with appearing to be a fool, if what you are doing is intelligent.

Nothing makes you look older than attempting to look young. You can fool anyone, apart from the young. The worst are the lip operations. There are people who have it done and I don't recognise them afterwards. They look like they flew through the windscreen during a car accident and were patched up badly afterwards.

Nothing's ever gone. We fool ourselves that things fade, but they never do.

Now and then, there's a fool such as I.

Now it stands to reason, mister, any damn fool stares into the sun long enough, he'll end up seeing exactly what some other damn fool tells him he's going to see.

Now as before, women must refuse to be meek and guileful, for truth cannot be served by dissimulation. Women who fancy that they manipulate the world by pussy power and gentle cajolery are fools. It is slavery to have to adopt such tactics.

Now I will show myselfTo have more of the serpent than the dove;That is--more knave than fool.

Nor is he the wisest man who never proved himself a fool.

Oh, that [his Thanksgiving Message] is some of Seward's nonsense, and it pleases the fools.

Of all thieves, fools are the worst; they rob you of time and temper.

Oft has good nature been the fool's defence, And honest meaning gilded want of sense.

O human creature,you are the investigator without knowledge, the magistrate without jurisdiction, and all in all, the fool of the farce.