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    It is written, better to be a fool all your days than for one hour to be evil. You are not a fool. They are the fools. For he who causes his neighbor to feel shame loses Paradise himself.

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    It never hurts a fool to appear before an audience, for his capacity is not a capacity for feeling.

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    It probably is harder to fool people when they know they're going to be fooled.

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    I truly believed that tonight would never happen, that I would never sing these songs to you again. But then I'm a fool, which you've probably worked out by now.

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    It`s acceptable for men to act the fool. When women try, they`re considered aggressive and opinionated.

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    It's a long climb up Fools' Hill.

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    Its always been my tendency to lie to doctors, as if good health consisted only of the ability to fool them.

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    It's a real buzz, even in front of 20 people, to make a complete fool of yourself. But people seemed to like it. And the thing is, if people started throwing tomatoes at me, I wouldn't have gone on with it.

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    It says in the Bible that if you argue with a fool, you become one. That’s why I don’t talk to Fred Durst!

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    It’s better to be sworn to an honest fool than to a lying scholar

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    It's easier to avoid the snares of love than to escape once you are in that net whose cords and knots are strong; but even so, enmeshed, entangled, you can still get out unless, poor fool, you stand in your own way.

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    It seems to never occur to fools that merit and good fortune are closely united.

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    It seems to me that kings and queens can be fools when they forget what they are and act like who they are, but they're worse when they only remember what they are and forget who.

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    Its funny how you can let yourself forget for seconds, how even in the heat of the horrible, you can have moments when you fool yourself into thinking it might all be okay

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    It`s human nature to be optimistic. Any fool can enter a market, it takes talent to exit consistently and profitably.

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    It's our mortality that terrifies us, because what we're really seeking is immortality - that is, after all, a fool's errand.

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    It's odd to spend your vacation with someone else's music especially when you're alone. You're free to let loose, unobserved, but someone else has chosen the words you belt out in private, the rythms you can dance to like a fool.

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    It's never permitted to be surprised at the aberrations of born fools.

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    It was this same Jesus, the Christ who, among many other remarkable things, said and repeated something which, proceeding from any other being would have condemned him at once as either a bloated egotist or a dangerously unbalanced person...when He said He himself would rise again from the dead, the third day after He was crucified, He said something that only a fool would dare say, if he expected longer the devotion of any disciples-unless He was sure He was going to rise. No founder of any world religion known to men ever dared say a thing like that!

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    It's the fools that make all the trouble in the world, not the wicked.

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    It's true I don't tolerate fools but then they don't tolerate me, so I am spiky. Maybe that's why I'm quite good at playing spiky elderly ladies.

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    It takes a courageous fool to say things that have not been said and to do things that have not been done.

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    I've been very much intrigued by and impressed with women. But I've never been intimidated. Even if I make a fool of myself, it's better to have tried.

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    I've always found it much more dangerous to fool with a man's mistress than his wife.

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    I've been a fool to allow dreams to become great expectations.

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    I've got a hangover." "No, you hit your head on the floor." "I can't stay. I've got to rescue that fool Sophie.

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    I've heard lots of people lie to themselves but they never fool anyone.

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    I've listened to Preachers, I've listened to fools. I've worshipped the dropouts, who've made their own rules.

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    I was young and foolish then; now I am old and foolisher.

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    I was a fool. I had no idea what I was getting myself into. But I have to say, it's been incredibly rewarding and I learn so much every day.

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    I was always a little embarrassed when there was an act on television that requires a great deal of skill but is a little goofy, and the host comes over and acts like the person doing this skill is some sort of fool for having learned to do something that's very, very difficult.

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    I was born with the courage to live. Only those are unwise who have never dared to be fools.

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    I will not be sworn but love may transform me to an oyster; but I'll take my oath on it, till he have made an oyster of me he shall never make me such a fool.

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    I will remove from my vocabulary such words and phrases as quit, cannot, unable, impossible, out of the question, improbable, failure, unworkable, hopeless, and retreat; for they are the words of fools.

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    I would be a fool to lose my heart to him, but I am tempted more each day.

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    I would be a fool to deny my own abilities.

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    I would be a fool to put my feet down in a position where I can't accommodate metamorphoses.

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    I would die happy if I knew that on my tombstone could be written these words, "This man was an absolute fool. None of the disastrous things that he reluctantly predicted ever came to pass!

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    I would love to be a guest on a talk show or a panel that shows women who have been on reality shows who've had success, to prove to audiences that you don't have to be a fool to become successful.

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    I would think you an utter fool if you did not doubt me, warrior. Instead, I am forced to respect your uncommon intelligence. Now what, do you suppose, should I do from there?

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    I wouldn't know how to fool a man any more. My deceiving days seem so long ago.

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    I would rather have five energetic and competent enemies than one fool friend.

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    Jem shook his head. "You bit de Quincey" he said. "You fool. He's a VAMPIRE" "I had no choice" said Will " He was choking me" "I know" Jem said. " But really Will, AGAIN?

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    Jem--Jem is all the better part of myself. I would not expect you to understand. I owe him this." "Then what am I?" Cecily asked. Will exhaled, too exasperated to check himself. "You are my weakness." "And Tessa is your heart," she said, not angrily, but thoughtfully. "Not a fool, as I told you," she added at his startled expression. I know that you love her.

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    Lakshmi, the Goddess of wealth, comes of Her own accord where fools are not respected, grain is well stored up, and the husband and wife do not quarrel.

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    Jonathan Swift wrote that it is better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to open your mouth and remove all doubt. It is also better to repeat yourself and be thought a scold than to speak only once and never be heard.

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    Jesus remains unshaken as the practical man; and we stand exposed as the fools, the blunderers, the unpractical visionaries.

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    Journalists, who are skeptical to begin with, simply do not like to be lied to or made fools of.

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    Just Me, Just Me Sweet Marie, she loves just me (She also loves Maurice McGhee). No she don't, she loves just me (She also loves Louise Dupree). No she don't, she loves just me (She also loves the willow tree). No she don't, she loves just me! (Poor, poor fool, why can't you see She can love others and still love thee.)

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    Last words are for those fools who believe they have not yet said enough.