Best 5 quotes of Morey Amsterdam on MyQuotes

A Cannibal is a person who walks into a restaurant and orders a waiter.

Even the police have an unlisted number.

My neighbor has two dogs. One of them says to the other, "Woof!" The other replies, "Moo!" The dog is perplexed. "Moo? Why did you say 'Moo'?" The other dog says, "I'm trying to learn a foreign language.

Our Congress is the finest body of men money can buy.

People who live in glasshouses might as well answer the door