Best 25 quotes of Johnny Knoxville on MyQuotes

A couple days before the stunts, if I'm doing something particularly dangerous, I will go over every worst-case scenario in my head, like this could happen, this could happen, this could happen, this could happen. I try to think about that to where it's ingrained in me.

A lot of stand-up comedy guys, when they get a little famous, just give up their stand-up career, and it cancels out the thing that set them apart.

Being a complete juvenile delinquent helped me grow up a little.

Coal mining is tough. Acting is just tedious.

Doctors have told me I have a high pain threshold, but I can only know what I feel. I think I'm good at minimising the pain and being indifferent to it.

Everyone gets hurt, but I've probably had the most injuries.

I actually got stabbed at my friend's bachelor party. In real life.

I do get obsessed with constantly thinking of ideas, all day long, but that's just how it is.

I don't care what other people think.

I feel like my eyes have gonorrhea.

I have a full grown, semi-nude man bound with duct tape in my truck and I was trying to get out to the desert to bury him. How do I get to 5 South?

I have a whole slew of doctors. I can count eight in my phone right now - eight different doctors, all for different parts of my body. I have specialists.

I just try to think of all the things that could go wrong so in that split second when it happens, maybe your body reacts in a way where it protects you just a little.

I pretty much operate on adrenaline and ignorance.

I think everyone roots for the underdog.

It's a real primal thing, watching someone get hurt. It's funny and accessible.

It's unfortunate when kids get hurt, but I wish parents would monitor what their kids are doing and watching. It's common sense, really.

My parents said that I was nine months old and would throw myself out of the crib onto the floor continually. As soon as they left the room after putting me back in they'd hear a big bump and I'd be on the floor again.

People go to car races to watch the crashes.

People think by challenging me they're going to show they're tough. But I'm not tough. Decent drinker. Not such a bad kisser. But not a great fighter.

People try to challenge me in bars every now and then. As long as they're not physical I just walk away, but if they get physical then I just end up in a fight.

What an honor that Stephen Prouty got nominated for best makeup and hairstyling for Jackass Presents Bad Grandpa. Am I as stunned as everyone else we didn’t get the nod for best picture? Well of course, duh, but I won’t let that take away from my happiness for Steve, Tony Gardner, and our whole makeup team. Wahoo!

What calmed me down finally was when my girlfriend got pregnant.

You can tell it's good if you light it and a blue flame comes up; that means it's good moonshine and it won't make you go blind.

You were about five feet short of a ten feet jump?