Best 35 quotes of Dana Carvey on MyQuotes

After years of begging, I got my parents to get me a little Craig tape recorder, a reel to reel. Then I started recording voices, or recording Jonathan Winters off television and stuff like that.

Am I not turtley enough for the Turtle Club? Turtle! Turtle!

A mom and dad found an S&M magazine under their 10-year-old son's bed, and the dad said, 'Well, we sure can't spank him.'

Describing comic sensibility is near impossible. It's sort of an abstract silliness, that sometimes the joke isn't the star.

I always tend to think of all of my shows as possibly my last show. I'm like a junior Springsteen, without the underbite.

I did a lot of ridiculous television. Between 1980 and '85 I had no confidence, so I did everything I was told to do.

I don't find biology as interesting as politics and humanism. I talk more about existential stuff.

I enjoy pushing my characters to the limit. No matter how far out there I go, I look for things that make the characters human.

If she were a President, she'd be Babe-raham Lincoln!

I got lucky. I won the San Francisco Stand-Up Comedy Competition in 1977 while I was still at San Francisco State.

I had auditioned for 'Saturday Night Live' two or three times before and never really saw myself there. I looked up to Belushi and Bill Murray and Aykroyd and I never saw myself as in their world.

I have a theory that if you're famous more years than you're not famous, then you get a little nutty.

I have no regrets. I wanted to raise the kids and be a present father. When I developed a movie, I was gone for a year. That didn't really work for me. That isn't fair to make these life-forms and then disappear.

I have this dream life where I get to be a celebrity but I get to kind of navigate the world fairly easily because I'm always in character.

I know it's a cliche, but the whole family is just whacked. I mean, we're all out of our minds. They're the funniest, most eccentric bizarre people I've ever met, my siblings.

I'm a friend of the CEO of Twitter and he showed me how to be on it, but it causes such an uproar if what you post is perceived in a negative light.

I'm a real people-pleaser.

I'm thirty years old, but I read at the thirty-four-year-old level.

I really enjoy being a dad, and maybe I took it too seriously, but I love being around my kids.

I think ABC sort of hoped I would be really like Carol Burnett. I mean literally, I think.

I think free speech is probably the coolest thing we have in this country, and again, you can label it hate speech and dismiss it, and then you're allowed to censor it.

I tried to go out for theater or theater arts, but I was too scared or too intimidated. But I had a lot of friends on the cross country team that had great senses of humor.

It's almost like he's started to sound even more exotic the more people started doing him. I don't know why, but there's just something about Al Gore that makes me laugh.

I used to sneak up to the 8th floor and watch Eddie Murphy and Joe Piscopo rehearsing 'Saturday Night Live' and could only wonder if I would ever have the chance to be funny. It took me five years to go up the two stories, but it is such a sense of fulfillment to be able to show what I can do on national television.

I've never really worked on them. Just once in a while one hits me and makes me laugh. My Al Gore was sort of like a gay Gomer Pyle.

My characters all start with rhythms and sounds. Once I hear the voice and get into the rhythm, the attitude and the physicality just come out on their own.

My Obama is getting pretty good ... I think I'll vote for whoever makes my portrayal easier. It takes time to put together a comic impression. It takes time to recognize the tics. Right now, for instance, I could do a dead- on Paul Ryan and people wouldn't recognize it. Personalities take a while to sin.

Please, O ye Lord, keep Jim Bakker behind bars.

That's why modern corporate movie making has become so laborious that comedians are kind of kicked out by 50.

The two things that can hurt you are if you need money or if you need fame. Those are the things that can be your Achilles' heel. But if you don't need money and you don't need fame, then you're free.

Well, I loved variety in television, I loved sketch comedy. At 'Saturday Night Live,' I stayed almost seven years.

While many comics have a secret persona, I fundamentally want to be myself.

You know ladies and gentlemen, a long time ago , there were lots of people, but that was a long time ago

You know, Elizabeth Taylor must be in Heaven going, 'Alright, fire two honey!'

You know, sometimes you can't just take an armadillo, put it in the barn, light it on fire and expect it to make licorice.