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By AnonymDan Castellaneta
After years of doing impressions, its time for a change.
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By AnonymDan Castellaneta
After years of doing it, you learn the difference between your ego and your opinion. When you're married you have to cut through that.
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By AnonymDan Castellaneta
All normal people love meat. If I went to a barbeque and there was no meat, I would say 'Yo Goober! Where's the meat?'. I'm trying to impress people here Lisa. You don't win friends with salad.
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By AnonymDan Castellaneta
Although I don't get the parts in films or other television shows that would be befitting of a huge, international star, I don't have to worry about walking around on the street or eating at a restaurant. Occasionally, you do get recognized a little bit. And that's fine. Most people are pretty cool about it. That's the thing - it's such a low-key thing that I can still enjoy it and not worry about it.
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By AnonymDan Castellaneta
Beer. Now there's a temporary solution!
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By AnonymDan Castellaneta
Getting out of jury duty is easy. The trick is to say you're prejudiced against all races.
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By AnonymDan Castellaneta
Go ahead and play the blues if it'll make you happy.
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By AnonymDan Castellaneta
I always enjoyed writing. I did playlets in high school, I did radio shows in college. That's one of the reasons I went down to Second City, because you could do acting and writing.
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By AnonymDan Castellaneta
If something goes wrong at the plant, blame the guy who can't speak English.
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By AnonymDan Castellaneta
If the Bible has taught us nothing else, and it hasn't, it's that girls should stick to girls sports, such as hot oil wrestling, foxy boxing, and such and such.
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By AnonymDan Castellaneta
I'm not a bad guy! I work hard, and I love my kids. So why should I spend half my Sunday hearing about how I'm going to Hell?
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By AnonymDan Castellaneta
It's hard to find a play that's right for me to do. Rather than waiting around for the right script to come along, I decided to write one myself.
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By AnonymDan Castellaneta
It's the weirdest thing. When you go into acting, you expect to be a huge star and to be recognized. It did happen, but not in the way you expect it to. In L.A., I'm just another character actor.
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By AnonymDan Castellaneta
I've made a kind of pact with myself where I said, It doesn't matter what it is as long as I'm acting.
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By AnonymDan Castellaneta
Kill myself? Killing myself is the last thing I'd ever do. Now I have a purpose, a reason to live. I don't care who I have to face, I don't care who I have to fight, I will not rest until this street gets a stop sign!
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By AnonymDan Castellaneta
Oh, everything's too damned expensive these days. This Bible cost 15 bucks! And talk about a preachy book! Everybody's a sinner! Except this guy.
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By AnonymDan Castellaneta
Operator! Give me the number for 911!
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By AnonymDan Castellaneta
Sometimes the only way you can feel good about yourself is by making someone else look bad. And I'm tired of making other people feel good about themselves.
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By AnonymDan Castellaneta
The humor is essentially dark for a cartoon and sophisticated. But at the same time, being a cartoon gives the writers more freedom than in a normal sitcom. It always pushes the line that, despite human failings, the Simpsons are really decent people.
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By AnonymDan Castellaneta
The nice thing is that, at least in Los Angeles, I'm known as a character actor and I do auditions for other things besides just cartoon shows.
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By AnonymDan Castellaneta
There are times when the writers ask us to improvise. Sometimes the animators are inspired by what you do, and sometimes you are inspired by what the animators do.
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By AnonymDan Castellaneta
There is no strong beer, just weak men
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By AnonymDan Castellaneta
To many, Homer may appear lazy and a loser, but he's just much misguided. He's boorish, sure, but well meaning and, I guess, the one thing we have in common is the pursuit of lousy diets.
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