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By AnonymSatchel Paige
Airplanes may kill you, but they ain't likely to hurt you.
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By AnonymSatchel Paige
Avoid fried foods, which angry up the blood.
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By AnonymSatchel Paige
Avoid fried meats which angry up the blood. If your stomach disputes you, lie down and pacify it with cool thoughts. Keep the juices flowing by jangling around gently as you move. Go very light on the vices, such as carrying on in society. The social ramble ain't restful. Avoid running at all times. Don't look back. Something might be gaining on you.
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By AnonymSatchel Paige
Avoid running at all times.
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By AnonymSatchel Paige
Baseball is the most perfect of games, solid, true, pure and precious as diamonds. If only life were so simple. Within the baselines anything can happen. Tides can reverse; oceans can open. That's why they say, we don't stop playing because we get old. We get old because we stop playing.
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By AnonymSatchel Paige
Don't eat fried food, it angries up the blood.
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By AnonymSatchel Paige
Don't look back. Something might be gaining on you.
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By AnonymSatchel Paige
Don't pray when it rains if you don't pray when the sun shines.
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By AnonymSatchel Paige
Go light on the vices, such as carrying on in society. The social life ain't restful. Avoid running at all times. Don't look back. Something may be gaining on you.
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By AnonymSatchel Paige
How old would you be if you didn't know how old you are?
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By AnonymSatchel Paige
I ain't ever had a job, I just always played baseball.
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By AnonymSatchel Paige
I don't generally like running. I believe in training by rising gently up and down from the bench.
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By AnonymSatchel Paige
I don't know how old I am because a goat ate the Bible that had my birth certificate in it. The goat lived to be twenty-seven.
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By AnonymSatchel Paige
If a man can beat you, walk him.
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By AnonymSatchel Paige
If your stomach disputes you, lie down and pacify it with cool thoughts.
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By AnonymSatchel Paige
If you tell a lie, always rehearse it. If it don't sound good to you, it won't sound good to anybody.
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By AnonymSatchel Paige
If you want to live a long time, don't fool with nothing old but money, nothing big but a bank roll, nothing black but a Cadillac, nothing over twenty-two years, nothing that weighs over 130. If you do, you're in trouble. 'Cause when you're getting old and your cells gettin' low, you'll need a Delco battery to boost ya.
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By AnonymSatchel Paige
I got a curve so sneaky it might be your daddy.
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By AnonymSatchel Paige
I may not be the bestest pitcher in the world, but I sure out-cutes 'em.
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By AnonymSatchel Paige
I never threw an illegal pitch. The trouble is, once in a while I toss one that ain't never been seen by this generation.
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By AnonymSatchel Paige
It's funny what a few no-hitters do for a body.
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By AnonymSatchel Paige
I used to feel so bad before I got to the clubhouse, I didn't know what to do. But when I put that ballsuit on, I don't know where I got the spark to save my life.
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By AnonymSatchel Paige
I use my single windup, my double windup, my triple windup, my hesitation windup, my no windup. I also use my step-n-pitch-it, my submariner, my sidearmer and my bat dodger. Man's got to do what he's got to do.
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By AnonymSatchel Paige
I was born in August, no July, 1908.
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By AnonymSatchel Paige
Just take the ball and throw it where you want to. Throw strikes. Home plate don't move.
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By AnonymSatchel Paige
Keep the juices flowing by jangling around gently as you move.
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By AnonymSatchel Paige
Money and women. They're two of the strongest things in the world. The things you do for a woman you wouldn't do for anything else. Same with money.
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By AnonymSatchel Paige
My feet ain't got nothing to do with my nickname, but when folks get it in their heads that a feller's got big feet, soon the feet start looking big.
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By AnonymSatchel Paige
My pitching philosophy is simple - keep the ball way from the bat.
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By AnonymSatchel Paige
Never let your head hang down. Never give up and sit down and grieve. Find another way.
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By AnonymSatchel Paige
Nobody likes the ball low and away, but that's where you're going to get it from me. I been pitching it there 50 years, away from them. That way they can't hurt you. You keep the ball in the park.
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By AnonymSatchel Paige
Not to be cheered by praise, not to be grieved by blame, but to know thoroughly one's own virtues or powers are the characteristics of an excellent man.
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By AnonymSatchel Paige
One time he (Cool Papa Bell) hit a line drive right past my ear. I turned around and saw the ball hit his ass sliding into second.
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By AnonymSatchel Paige
One time I snuck a ball on with me and when I went to winding up, I threw one of them balls to first and one to second. I was so smooth I picked off both runners and fanned the batter without that ump or the other team even knowing it.
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By AnonymSatchel Paige
The Crawfords played everywhere, in every ballpark. And we won, won like we invented the game.
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By AnonymSatchel Paige
There never was a man on earth who pitched as much as me. But the more I pitched, the stronger my arm would get.
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By AnonymSatchel Paige
They said I was the greatest pitcher they ever sawI couldnt understand why they couldnt give me no justice.
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By AnonymSatchel Paige
Throw strikes. Home plate don't move.
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By AnonymSatchel Paige
What's scary in life is not what people know (or don't know), but what they know that ain't so.
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By AnonymSatchel Paige
When a batter swings and I see his knees move, I can tell just what his weaknesses are then I just put the ball where I know he can't hit it.
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By AnonymSatchel Paige
When they treat you bad, you just got to take care of your pride, no matter what.
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By AnonymSatchel Paige
Work like you don't need the money. Love like you've never been hurt. Dance like nobody's watching.
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By AnonymSatchel Paige
Work such as you will not have to have the money. Adore like you've got by no means been damage. Dance like nobody's seeing.
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By AnonymSatchel Paige
You gotta keep the ball off the fat part of the bat.
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By AnonymSatchel Paige
You win a few, you lose a few. Some get rained out. But you got to dress for all of them.
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By AnonymSatchel Paige
age is a state of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it don't matter.
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