Best 51 quotes of Elaine Stritch on MyQuotes

All you have to do is say, 'I'm going home,' and you're the most popular girl at the party.

And why not do something new every day of your life? Change! Change!

As a diabetic, I'm a walking picnic. I have to eat measured amounts of food at certain times.

Audiences are not strangers to me. They're the best friends I've got in my life.

Betty White is probably a very nice woman.

Diabetes is a lousy, lousy disease.

Drama drama drama. The public wants it, so let them get the whole ugly mess. Why not?

For me, going to London is like coming home. In fact, I've often entertained the idea of ending my days there.

For my money, insecurity, depression, etc, can be healed by way of El Morocco, sad songs at 4am, and the pop of a champagne cork

I can't explain chemistry. I really can't. I haven't got a clue what it's all about. It just happens. It's like falling in love. You can't explain why you fall in love or explain why it's this particular person.

I care about money, very much. I want it. I don't ever want to be without it. My mother once said about me, 'Elaine has to have money.'

I certainly was not the romantic lead. I couldn't be that, because I was not that good looking. And that is something about Hollywood that I do not like at all. Why can't a woman who is just normally good looking fall in love? I mean, everybody in the movies is so good looking.

I don't have a great talent for explaining myself in acting because I can't explain it.

I’d like to discover life. Quite frankly I don’t know how to be happy. I have not a clue. I only serve — and I don’t say that with any grandeur. I just serve others through entertaining. That’s when I am happy. I’m not just delighted with myself when I’m entertaining, but I’m happier than when I’m not.

I do believe in the infallibility of the Pope, because I think we have to believe in something.

I don't dislike the way I look. I think I look fine. I think I look extraordinary for 88. And I've got energy. Out of my way.

I don't know what should have happened in my life, but I do know that I'm dancing as fast as I can.

I don't know what the hell I'm doing up there half the time. These performers that go on about their technique and craft - oh, puleeze! How boring! I don't know what technique means. But I do know what experience is. I know in my gut when I've done a scene right.

I don't think I'm gonna die tomorrow or even two weeks from now, or even ever. I just don't know - who the hell knows what's gonna happen to them? Nobody! Isn't that comforting? Nobody has a clue. I like that we don't know. And I like that it's somebody else's decision, not mine.

I don't think there's any thrill in the world like doing work you're good at.

I don't wear a wig. I'd feel terrible onstage with a wig. I hate to be so 'Actors Studio'-ish, but I like to feel it's me out there.

I felt that I committed myself too much. I promised too much. But that way it's exciting.

If you tell the truth all day long, you will end up in jail.

I get sick of saying how hard everything is. It's hard to get up in the morning. Everything's hard. Everything takes effort.

I have no intention of retiring. Even my blood sugar is better when I'm working.

I have not had any of that surgical stuff. I am too curious to find out exactly how I progress every day of my life naturally. That is what fascinates me.

I love holidays in New York. I love `em. I want to celebrate something all the time and New York has holidays for every day of the week, practically. I like holidays in New York City.

I love reviews. Anybody who tells you they don't read reviews is a liar.

I'm going to do less performing because I'm tired. It's hard to convince anybody that you're just going to take it easy.

I never found anyone who could look after me as well as I could look after myself.

It gets tiring being a smartass.

I think it's the wrong way around to say when you get older move to the country. I think when you get older you move to New York. If you're a nice broad they'll look after you.

I think the most interesting New Yorkers are the people who were not born here.

It's a pain in the ass, show business. And the only time that I really enjoy it is when I'm in front of an audience and they're reacting to me.

It's very disconcerting to start out and to say, "I'm going to tell the truth," and then to realize it's that much trouble.

I've changed a lot, too! I'm different, too. I have far more in some ways to offer and far less in other ways to offer. That's life. And, you know, life goes on!

I want to settle down this last time. I say last, because I don't think I'm in any condition to live a long time from now. The bell's gonna ring pretty soon.

I was so happy I didn't have to work that night. That was the truth, because show business is about the hardest profession in the world.

I wouldn't have a nose job. I like my nose fine.

New York is like a disco, but without the music

Onstage, nothing is as important as truth, nothing. As soon as you lie, they know it.

People will always be around to tell you you're no good or you're wrong or unwise to keep doing what you want to do. They're wrong. They're always wrong. Keep going.

There's nothing attractive about doing a documentary. Nothing. It's hard, hard work, and I find having all the attention of the day on me a very unattractive proposition.

There's something exciting about being afraid.

There will always be ladies who lunch. Always. And apparently they live a long time.

The terrifying thing in my life is that I am just an actress. And I have to keep pushing it and getting approval, approval, approval or I don’t think I’m worth two cents. And I am starting to get over it, thank God. And I’m just sad because I don’t have many years left and I wish I had a longer space of time to think that Elaine Stritch is okay.

This age thing is all up to you. It's like happiness is up to you. You just have to understand what it is before you get it.

Tony Bennett said to me, "Wow, your talent is amazing." Maybe he's a bore, maybe he's a jerk, but when he said that to me, I didn't need anything more than that.

Two drinks a day. Two drinks a day. TWO DRINKS A DAY! It doesn't work! Not when you want eleven, and not when you start shopping for wine glasses in the vase department at Bloomingdales.

Well if I had my choice I would not - I wouldn't mind working with Alec Baldwin, but the mother role - I'm kidding. It's terrific. I'll tell you what happened with Alec Baldwin and myself. This is a couple acting together just this side of heaven. He's one of the best actors I've ever worked with in whole life. And I - I'm not overdoing it. I just think he's about the best around today. So I got lucky.