Best 64 quotes in «jerk quotes» category

High school will probably be better. I mean, some kids will still be jerks, but it's not so bad if you have at least one good friend. Someone who gets you.

If you fall in love with jerk, don't you just reject him. He may reveal the jerk part of you which concealed.

I now watch porn, but I don't have the feeling to go to the bath and start to jerk off. It's the world bad idea ever came. I have quite jerk off and I will quit it's not the way I should live, the same is for you!

My eyes meet his eyes. “You were a jerk,” I say. His hands move to my cheeks. “I’m sorry.” I pull away, but I can only go an inch before I bump into lacrosse sticks, not that I really want to go any farther. “Nope. No way. You do not get to kiss me yet.” He pouts.

I'm evil, know it, and enjoy it.

I wasn’t stupid. I realized that I was preventing her from being around her sister and her parents. Her boyfriend. I was banishing her from everything she knew. From a comfortable future. From money and opportunity. From family Christmases and blue-eyed kids with Dean, who was oh-so-fucking enchanted with her. From love. I was ruining her life. Because. I. Was. Jealous.

She struggled against him and then kicked him with her knee, right between his legs. He won’t be treating her like this. Bastard. There was a fury inside her, that made her disliking of guys even bigger. He stumbled back, his hand loosening his trip. His face is twisted in pain, and he was completely out of the breath. Angel felt satisfaction. He deserved that. "How about this, you ignorant asshole! Keep your hands off of me and leave me alone!" she spat at his face. She barely held back, to not kick him again.

There's a difference between playing it cool and being a jerk.

These days he was like a zombie, all grim business, just another jerk with an erection.

Wait!" he yelled. I didn't turn around, I walked faster. Then I heard him slam his fist on the hood of his car. I almost stopped. Maybe I would have if he'd followed me. But he didn't. He got in his car and he left, just like he said he would.

My father was gone. I went up to his suite, not to see him, but to figure out if he had been gone or left in a hurry. It looked like a tornado had visited so I assume he started packing as soon as he heard I was coming. I spit in his open underwear drawer. I know that’s nuts but I always try to leave a little something for the asshole on my visits.

The enemy of my enemy may be my friend … of course the friend of my friend is often a jerk.

They'll say you are bad or perhaps you are mad or at least you should stay undercover. Your mind must be bare if you would dare to think you can love more than one lover.

You betcha. If I get to punch a manic, lanky jerk in the face, my night will be complete.” I gave her a fierce grin, still riding off the energy of the crowd.

all skinny guys with beards are jerks

A jerk on a motorcycle is equal to a leaf, because I find it beautiful when these things fall.

Be respectful to your peers and yourself, of course. Don't be a jerk. But at the same time don't settle for anything less than yourself.

As I've gotten older, I've realized that things are a lot more permeable. It's not so black and white: not every journalist is a jerk.

Dissent is morally neutral. You can correctly call yourself a dissident because you like to kick puppies, but at the end of the day, you're just a jerk who likes to kick puppies.

As soon as you start preaching, nobody wants to hear you because then you're a jerk.

Everybody calls me fat all the time, so I can’t wait to have a reason, instead of everybody just being a jerk! I’ve never been Gisele Bündchen, so ain’t nobody expectin’ that! I like to set a [low] standard so people don’t expect a lot.

Do not tolerate brilliant jerks. The cost to teamwork is too high.

Don't be a jerk to other comics and don't let the business beat you down, stay positive and if you work your ass off you're going to get somewhere.

I could be a jerk and get a lot more publicity, but that's not who I am.

If a guy is over 25 percent jerk, he's in trouble. And Henry was 95 percent.

I almost did the knee-jerk thing of saying Judge Judy is funny to me, but I just don't have the patience for the format of that show.

If I'd had a great level of success early on, who knows how I would have responded. I might have been a complete jerk.

I could be a real jerk on the days I was pitching.

I felt there's a wealth in Jewish tradition, a great inheritance. I'd be a jerk not to take advantage of it.

I hope I'm an integrous person who cleans up their messes when I've been a jerk.

If you date, you will meet your share of weirdos and jerks. That is as sure as death and taxes.

I'm a jerk, that's who I am. I'm like everybody else.

I'll get cast occasionally as sort of the jerk version of myself, and I have fun doing that. But it's really better for everyone if I stay behind the camera.

I have tons of tunes, maybe 30 tunes that I still think are great, and only because some jerk at a record company didn't think it was great, it's not out there.

I'm not afraid to be a jerk or anything and laugh at myself anymore.

It's about time trees were good for something, instead of just standing there like jerks!

I'm not sure I'm okay with 2 guys gettin' married, but I don't wanna be a jerk about it.

In democracy everyone has the right to be represented, even the jerks.

Is it okay to go the roof of the tallest building in your town and jerk off into the street?

I was 23 with a mullet doing lots of jerk-off material.I can't look at the old tapes now.

I've dated jerks, so why not geeks?

I've made it a point here that I'm not going to knee-jerk react to anything, and especially before [Donald] Trump is inaugurated.

Jerk equals narcissist.Narcissists tend to be risk takers. Risk takers happen to do better in general in businesses. So jerk equals narcissist, equals risk taker.

Like a jerk, I went to a nutritionist and I ate the most repulsive, awful things. I didn't allow myself to eat chocolate cake and french fries and cheeseburgers.

Knee-jerk liberals and all the certified saints of sanctified humanism are quick to condemn this great and much-maligned Transylvanian statesman.

Lord loves a workin' man; don't trust whitey

Men are jerks. Women are psychotic.

I will never grow thick skin, so that you don't have to feel bad about being a jerk to me.

Maybe one of the qualities of being a great coach is being [a jerk]. There are quite a few of them around.

Small jerks began to appear in my legs, my walk became unsteady precisely because I wanted it to be smooth.