Best 24 quotes of Walter Winchell on MyQuotes

A certain columnist has been banned from all Shubert openings. Now he can wait three days and go to their closings.

A pessimist is one who builds dungeons in the air.

Broadway is a main artery of New York life - the hardened artery.

Good evening, Mr. and Mrs. America from border to border and coast to coast and all the ships at sea. Let's go to press.

Gossip is the art of saying nothing in a way that leaves practically nothing unsaid.

He (Alexander Woollcott) always praises the first production of each season, being reluctant to stone the first cast.

Here lies Walter Winchell in the dirt he loved so well.

Hollywood is where they shoot too many pictures and not enough actors.

I never lost a friend I wanted to keep.

It's a sure sign of summer if the chair gets up when you do.

I usually get my stuff from people who promised somebody else that they would keep it a secret.

Money sometimes makes fools of important persons, but it may also make important persons of fools.

Nothing recedes like success.

Remember that nobody will ever get ahead of you as long as he is kicking you in the seat of the pants.

The best way to get along is never to forgive an enemy or forget a friend.

The Chicago mobs... They practiced their own perverted form of "survival of the fittest." Where the strong clawed their way to the top of a criminal empire. And the weak died in a hail of machine gun bullets.

The only ones who like Milton Berle are his mother - and the public.

The reason they're called the opposite sex is because every time you think you have your wife fooled - it's just the opposite!

The same thing happened today that happened yesterday, only to different people.

The way to become famous fast is to throw a brick at someone who is famous.

Today's gossip is tomorrow's headline.

Too many people expect wonders from democracy, when the most wonderful thing of all is just having it.

We must not indulge in unfavorable views of mankind, since by doing it we make bad men believe they are no worse than others, and we teach the good that they are good in vain.

A friend is one who walks in when others walk out.