Best 15 quotes in «funny business quotes» category

Nothing recedes like success.

One of the greatest victories you can gain over someone is to beat him at politeness.

A clean desk is a sign of a cluttered desk drawer.

The higher a monkey climbs, the more you see of its behind.

The tragedy is that Dell didn't win it - we lost it.

The most popular labor saving device is still money.

Those proud of keeping an orderly desk never know the thrill of finding something that they thought irretrievably lost.

A meeting is an event at which the minutes are kept and the hours are lost. She should go far. The sooner she starts, the better. The higher a monkey climbs, the more you see of its behind.

I don't like you two going off on you won. Just remember: behave. If I hear about any funny business, I will ground you until the Styx freezes over.

A company is known by the people it keeps.

Make sure you have a vice president in charge of your revolution, to engender ferment among your more conventional colleagues.

If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes.

I've never known an auctioneer to lie unless it was absolutely necessary.

Get the right people on the bus, the wrong people off the bus, and the right people in the right seats...

Nobody has tried to swallow us since I've been here. I think they are afraid how we would taste.