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By AnonymBenny Bellamacina
A bunch of bad songs, make an awful whine.
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By AnonymBenny Bellamacina
Age may catch up with you, just never let it over take you.
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By AnonymBenny Bellamacina
All the best pubs are built on a hill, so you can slope in and roll out.
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By AnonymBenny Bellamacina
Always blow your own trumpet, blowing someone else’s is unhygienic
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By AnonymBenny Bellamacina
Always dip your toe in the past before stepping into the future
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By AnonymBenny Bellamacina
Always keep a part of your mind empty, so you can go there to rest.
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By AnonymBenny Bellamacina
Always let your heart sing; no musical talent needed.
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By AnonymBenny Bellamacina
Always recycle wasted time
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By AnonymBenny Bellamacina
Always skip to the pub to enjoy your barley and hops
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By AnonymBenny Bellamacina
Always stay one step a head, unless you’re already there
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By AnonymBenny Bellamacina
Always take a compliment, even if it’s not yours
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By AnonymBenny Bellamacina
Always think in circles to get your ideas around
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By AnonymBenny Bellamacina
Always walk as if you’re running late, it’s healthier.
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By AnonymBenny Bellamacina
A sneeze can never be to far away
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By AnonymBenny Bellamacina
Avoid the stage of old age sit in the audience, it's all the rage
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By AnonymBenny Bellamacina
Avoid being narrow-minded; it's a fat world.
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By AnonymBenny Bellamacina
Be generous with your smile and try not to frown. And you will see my children; your smile will never let you down ☺
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By AnonymBenny Bellamacina
Being under pressure is great, if it's all in the right place.
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By AnonymBenny Bellamacina
Best that all mischief be undertaken behind a squeaky door
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By AnonymBenny Bellamacina
Better to be a successful failure, than to fail at success.
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By AnonymBenny Bellamacina
Better to have too much time to manage, than too much money that manages all your time
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By AnonymBenny Bellamacina
Cheapen words and they'll cheapen you
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By AnonymBenny Bellamacina
Christmas comes but once a year, starts in August ends in July
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By AnonymBenny Bellamacina
Do short people reach their full potential quicker?
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By AnonymBenny Bellamacina
Dreaming's great as long as you wake up now and again
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By AnonymBenny Bellamacina
Eat ten of your five a day and live twice as long
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By AnonymBenny Bellamacina
Even when you don't see old age coming, you can wave it goodbye
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By AnonymBenny Bellamacina
Facing the backside of the future is the only way to move forward
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By AnonymBenny Bellamacina
Falling into true love, is not taking a rope to climb out
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By AnonymBenny Bellamacina
Free your mind from routine, keep your brain somewhere else
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By AnonymBenny Bellamacina
Going down in history is a dead end pursuit
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By AnonymBenny Bellamacina
Great songs don't grow on trees, yet lots of songs have been written on great trees
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By AnonymBenny Bellamacina
Hate is bait for the devil, love is the gate to god
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By AnonymBenny Bellamacina
I do, I am
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By AnonymBenny Bellamacina
If it’s taking to long to get up the career ladder, get a career lift.
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By AnonymBenny Bellamacina
If the colour of life turns grey turn the palette the other way
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By AnonymBenny Bellamacina
If those at your top are weak, your bottom will be rotten
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By AnonymBenny Bellamacina
If water was beer I'd be a teetotaler
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By AnonymBenny Bellamacina
If you can hear the birds singing, you're in the right place
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By AnonymBenny Bellamacina
If you can make it down to the pub, the pub will make it up to you.
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By AnonymBenny Bellamacina
If you can't get everyone on your side, make sure they're right behind you.
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By AnonymBenny Bellamacina
If you change who you are to suit other people, you may end up dressed for the wrong occasion
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By AnonymBenny Bellamacina
If you count sheep before you go to sleep, are you barrrrr'd from dreams?
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By AnonymBenny Bellamacina
If you find yourself cutting corners, go in a circle instead
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By AnonymBenny Bellamacina
If you forget who you've become remember who you are
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By AnonymBenny Bellamacina
If your dreams are to hard to achieve, just achieve
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By AnonymBenny Bellamacina
If you’re given a dirty look, wash it and give it back.
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By AnonymBenny Bellamacina
If you're going to buy a castle, make sure you get on the property extension ladder.
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By AnonymBenny Bellamacina
If your treated like a puppet find a new ball of string
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By AnonymBenny Bellamacina
If you wake up tired, you’ve been chasing dreams. If you go to bed tired, your making your dreams happen.
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