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    Brother, you can't go to jail for what you're thinking, or that look in your eye, just standing on the corner watching all the girls go by.

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    Everybody makes mistakes; look at Hitler.

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    Haven't got a girl, but I can wish. So I'll take me down to Main Street and that's where I'll select my imaginary dish.

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    If people want to think I get drunk and stay out all night, let'em. That's how I got here, you know.

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    If this is just the beginning, my life's gonna be beautiful.

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    If you drink don't drive. Don't even putt.

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    I know it's the gentlemanly thing to let the wife file. But, then, everybody knows I'm no gentleman.

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    In a tuxedo, I'm a star. In regular clothes, I'm a nobody.

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    In order to share intimate feelings, you have to have intimate feelings.

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    I once shook hands with Pat Boone, and my whole right side sobered up!

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    I take the juice of two bottles of whisky.

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    It was a woman who drove me to drink. Come to think of it, I never did hang around to thank her for that. 'Hey lady! Do I look all blurry to you? 'Cause you look blurry to me!'

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    I've got seven kids. The three words you hear most around my house are 'hello,' 'goodbye,' and 'I'm pregnant.'

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    I was so drunk last night I fell down and missed the floor.

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    Johnny Carson is a comedian who is seen every night in millions of bedrooms all over America...and that's why his last wife left him.

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    Love is a flower that blooms so tender, each kiss a dew drop of sweet surrender. Love is a moment of life enchanting, let's take that moment that tonight is granting.

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    Milton Berle is an inspiration to every young person that wants to get into show business. Hard work, perseverance, and discipline: all the things you need...when you have no talent.

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    Motivation is a lotta crap.

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    Return to me, for my heart wants you only. Hurry home, hurry home, won't you please hurry home to my heart.

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    The reason I drink is because when I'm sober I think I'm Eddie Fisher.

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    The thing I notice first about a woman is her walk. A beautiful woman is like a race horse-slim, sleek and with a beautiful carriage.

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    The whole world is drunk and we're just the cocktail of the moment. Someday soon, the world will wake up, down two aspirin with a glass of tomato juice, and wonder what the hell all the fuss was about.

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    The world is the same you never change it, as sure as the stars shine above. Well, you're nobody til somebody loves you, so find yourself somebody to love.

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    We try to find chemistry; we don't do a lot of situational baseball.

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    When Jerry Lewis and I were big, we used to go to parties, and everybody thought I was big-headed and stuck up, and I wasn't. It was because I didn't know how to speak good English, so I used to keep my mouth shut.

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    When the world seems to shine like you've had too much wine, that's amore.

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    When your opponent's sittin' there holdin' all the aces, there's only one thing to do: kick over the table.

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    With his blessings from above, serve it generously with love. One man, one wife, one love, through life.

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    You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.

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    Your lips and mine, two sips of wine, memories are made of this.

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    Your love made it all worth waiting for some like you.