Best 86 quotes in «crap quotes» category

Every opponent is a new opponent. Trust me, they don't give a crap how many matches I have won.

Get stewed:Books are a load of crap.

Having your adolescence at an all-male boarding school is just crap.

If a guy hasn't got any gamble in him- he isn't worth a crap.

Get all the crap out of your diet, just do it right for a week. Then just see what can happen.

If all you do is talk crap, I'll just flush the toilet.

If you know your Bible and your Shakespeare and can shoot craps, you have a liberal education.

I hate it. I hate taxidermy shops and all that crap.

I don't do divas. I don't do entourages. I don't do the Hollywood crap.

I have never been against new art as such; some of it is good, much is crap, most is somewhere in between.

I hope somebody does this to all my crap demos when I'm dead, making them into hit songs.

I JUST GOT THE CRAP BEAT OUTTA ME!!!

I hear about actors being exterior actors and actors being instinctual actors and I always think it's crap. Anybody who knows anything about it knows that good actors do both - they do inside-outward and they do outside-inward. You can't not do both.

I'm a crap guitarist and I find it really hard writing on my own.

I'm crap at lying. I go bright red.

If you just sit there, and you're a writer, you're bound to write crap. A lot of American writing is crap. And a lot of American writers are professionals.

I'm crap and a fatty.

I'm crap at pretending to be something I'm not when I'm in my real life.

I'm not focused on the outrageousness. I'm just focused on being funny, and raising my kids. I don't even read the newspaper, I don't read that crap.

I've nothing against anyone following their dreams - but not if they're crap.

I'm not going to take this defeatist attitude and listen to all this crap any more from all these people who have nothing except doomsday to predict.

In order to be a great writer a person must have a built-in, shockproof crap detector.

I thought Erica Jongs Fear of Flying was one of the biggest pieces of crap that Ive ever read in my life.

I wrote two million words of crap. Maybe I'm just a slow learner .

Man is a parrot in the House of History; he listens and then he repeats the same crap over and over!

Lyrically we tried to just not be the same as a lot of the other crap that is out there right now.

It scares the living crap out of me how good wine is at ten dollars.

My filing system's really crap because I can never decide whether to sort things by studio, or year, or where I lived.

Nobody gives a crap if we're great musicians.

One of the good things about the Paleo diet is that it automatically cleans a lot of crap out of your diet.

People who use Class will never understand all the crap they are doing.

Maybe depression is the most reasonable response to all the crap around us. Maybe it's the happy people who need medication.

Romantic love can be a lot of crap, though, let me tell you. And it can hurt you.

The climate change argument is absolute crap

Motivation is a lotta crap.

Sure, 90% of science fiction is crud. That's because 90% of everything is crud.

The crowd doesn't give a crap as long as you bring the money in.

The news is the one thing the networks can point to with pride. Everything else they do is crap, and they know it.

There's few things that get you over your own crap more than working hard.

The challenge is that we live in a time where there's a lot of crap on television.

Time doesn't really heal, it just makes you not to give a crap

What if everything in a museum is crap? It's entirely possible; it's not the end of the world.

The Universe is cool enough without making up crap about it.

This being-nice crap was for thebirds.

Try asking sometime. Not all women will stand for that 50 Shades crap, you know.

Who among us has not gazed thoughtfully and patiently at a painting of Jackson Pollock and thought "What a piece of crap?

What's most interesting about some books is the question: How did this crap ever get published?

Yes, the fans are going to get their money's worth. It's like...and everything on there is funny. It's not like random crap they put in a movie. I think it's all very funny, so.

You can't fill your emails with crap, at least not with my friends, because they're brutal. If something sucks, they'll tell you.

With supernatural things, I have heard ghosts, but I've never seen ghosts. I do seek ghosts and I would love to see one, but I would crap my pants.