Best 86 quotes in «crap quotes» category

All great adventures have moments that are really crap.

Billy Crystal... I crap bigger than him.

A lot of modeling is how much crap you can take.

Better than that orange crap you wear!

All the crap that we've encumbered our lives with, it's really meaningless.

Can you believe this crap ?

Don't be evil is a load of crap.

Even if I built a 50,000-seater stadium and bought Ronaldinho, there'd still be complaints about crap hotdogs.

Climate change is crap.

Everyone has an opinion of who you are and what your relationship is about, things that you've done or didn't do in your relationship - and it's just all crap, really. Things that are written about it are all crap.

Get stewed:Books are a load of crap.

Do I have to know rules and all that crap? Then forget it.

Every opponent is a new opponent. Trust me, they don't give a crap how many matches I have won.

Get all the crap out of your diet, just do it right for a week. Then just see what can happen.

Having your adolescence at an all-male boarding school is just crap.

If all you do is talk crap, I'll just flush the toilet.

If a guy hasn't got any gamble in him- he isn't worth a crap.

I don't do divas. I don't do entourages. I don't do the Hollywood crap.

I hate it. I hate taxidermy shops and all that crap.

If you just sit there, and you're a writer, you're bound to write crap. A lot of American writing is crap. And a lot of American writers are professionals.

If you know your Bible and your Shakespeare and can shoot craps, you have a liberal education.

I hope somebody does this to all my crap demos when I'm dead, making them into hit songs.

I have never been against new art as such; some of it is good, much is crap, most is somewhere in between.

I JUST GOT THE CRAP BEAT OUTTA ME!!!

I'm a crap guitarist and I find it really hard writing on my own.

I hear about actors being exterior actors and actors being instinctual actors and I always think it's crap. Anybody who knows anything about it knows that good actors do both - they do inside-outward and they do outside-inward. You can't not do both.

I'm not focused on the outrageousness. I'm just focused on being funny, and raising my kids. I don't even read the newspaper, I don't read that crap.

I'm crap and a fatty.

I'm crap at pretending to be something I'm not when I'm in my real life.

I'm crap at lying. I go bright red.

I'm not going to take this defeatist attitude and listen to all this crap any more from all these people who have nothing except doomsday to predict.

It scares the living crap out of me how good wine is at ten dollars.

I've nothing against anyone following their dreams - but not if they're crap.

I thought Erica Jongs Fear of Flying was one of the biggest pieces of crap that Ive ever read in my life.

In order to be a great writer a person must have a built-in, shockproof crap detector.

I wrote two million words of crap. Maybe I'm just a slow learner .

Man is a parrot in the House of History; he listens and then he repeats the same crap over and over!

Lyrically we tried to just not be the same as a lot of the other crap that is out there right now.

My filing system's really crap because I can never decide whether to sort things by studio, or year, or where I lived.

Maybe depression is the most reasonable response to all the crap around us. Maybe it's the happy people who need medication.

Motivation is a lotta crap.

One of the good things about the Paleo diet is that it automatically cleans a lot of crap out of your diet.

Nobody gives a crap if we're great musicians.

The challenge is that we live in a time where there's a lot of crap on television.

People who use Class will never understand all the crap they are doing.

The climate change argument is absolute crap

The Universe is cool enough without making up crap about it.

This being-nice crap was for thebirds.

What if everything in a museum is crap? It's entirely possible; it's not the end of the world.

When you're hungry for success, don't let anyone feed you crap about slowing down.