Best 207 quotes of Henny Youngman on MyQuotes

Why don't Jews drink? It interferes with their suffering.

You have a nice personality, but not for a human being.

You have a ready wit. Tell me when it's ready.

You have the Midas touch. Everything you touch turns to a muffler.

You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to.

Zsa Zsa Gabor is an expert housekeeper. Every time she gets divorced, she keeps the house.

When you battle with your conscience and lose, you win. -Henny Youngman, comedian and violinist (1906-1998)