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By AnonymNicki Elson
Chapter 1: I suggest you icksnay on the artalecsmay.
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By AnonymNicki Elson
Does getting nailed by a werewolf count as bestiality?
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By AnonymNicki Elson
Free drinks have no carbs.
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By AnonymNicki Elson
Given his personality, I’d say exorcism makes perfect sense as a favored pastime.
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By AnonymNicki Elson
He’d only ever seen her twice, only talked to her once, but as he now gazed upon her, he realized that he’d missed her all day long.
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By AnonymNicki Elson
He met each newly exposed piece of flesh with a tender kiss, remembering how he’d dreamed of doing exactly this on the very first night he’d seen her.
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By AnonymNicki Elson
He’s so outta my league, we’re not even playing the same sport… He’s professional soccer in Europe and I’m intramural badminton in the States.
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By AnonymNicki Elson
How do you possibly manage to turn talk of an angel into something perverted?
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By AnonymNicki Elson
I asked my interior designer to give me something appropriate for defiling virgins.
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By AnonymNicki Elson
I bring the girl to a museum, try to show her a little culture, and she turns a Chihuly into a giant phallus.
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By AnonymNicki Elson
If you’re going to be a dickhead, at least have the courtesy of doing it while I have a drink in my hand so I can throw it in your face!
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By AnonymNicki Elson
I’m glad she’s so smitten with her new huntsman boyfriend and all, but venison-wurst? Gag me with a harpsichord.
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By AnonymNicki Elson
I’m not sitting back here with another dude while there are two perfectly doable females in the car.
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By AnonymNicki Elson
In truth, Liesel was a prisoner too, just held by different kinds of bonds.
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By AnonymNicki Elson
In what way did your parents screw up to make you the woman you are today?
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By AnonymNicki Elson
In you, she saw hope.”“You mean she saw his next meal.
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By AnonymNicki Elson
It’s complicated. He’s not…' Human? 'He’s playing hard to get.
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By AnonymNicki Elson
It was simply a matter of asking him to remove the tie from his head before he made love to her.
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By AnonymNicki Elson
I was hoping to find a way out of here and instead found you.
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By AnonymNicki Elson
My imagination plus Vibrizzio is not only equal to but also greater than a real man. Why should I settle for second best?
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By AnonymNicki Elson
Never mess with a girl wearing spiked heels.
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By AnonymNicki Elson
No amount of wavy blond hair nor evenings spent with her plump lips applying just the right amount of pressure to his various pleasure points could make up for the rotting carcass of a soul that resided beneath all that beauty.
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By AnonymNicki Elson
Nobody knew exactly how the zombification process worked, and there were as many different strains as theories.
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By AnonymNicki Elson
Oh.” It was one those ohs that came packed with layers of meaning — none of which merely meant oh.
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By AnonymNicki Elson
She didn’t dare expose her heart the way she’d exposed her body.
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By AnonymNicki Elson
She’d treasured every minute, but being with him was beginning to inspire more conflict within her than serenity.
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By AnonymNicki Elson
She stared stupidly into his eyes, thinking about how very much she’d like to make that noise again…with him.
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By AnonymNicki Elson
She was starting to think that it might be fun to be in control of the universe.
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By AnonymNicki Elson
The candle’s flame washed her in a sensual bath of pulsating light, and Hans became entranced by the soft glow upon her skin.
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By AnonymNicki Elson
The Old Testament is actually pretty raunchy. You might enjoy it.
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By AnonymNicki Elson
What exactly does that expression even mean? An ass that won’t quit? Think about the primary function of an ass—I’d think that’s the sort of thing you might want to quit.
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By AnonymNicki Elson
What Hans had intended to end at a simple kiss quickly escalated into something neither one of them seemed able to stop.
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By AnonymNicki Elson
Where did you think playing with angels was going to get you?
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By AnonymNicki Elson
You are such a kind and caring man, and so sizzling hot and studly. Please, please don’t go nutty on me.
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By AnonymNicki Elson
You have a travel vibrator, so I assume you call this one your house vibrator. Store one in your dashboard for a car vibrator too? What about your desk at work? And do they each have their own name, or is it like George Foreman’s kids – Vibrizzio one, Vibrizzio two…
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By AnonymNicki Elson
You should seriously get a job planning dates for The Bachelor.
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