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By AnonymJim Davis
An imagination is a powerful tool. It can tint memories of the past, shade perceptions of the present, or paint a future so vivid that it can entice... or terrify, all depending upon how we conduct ourselves today.
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By AnonymJim Davis
Avoid fruits and nuts. You are what you eat.
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By AnonymJim Davis
Cats are anthropomorphised in art because they are so laid back that you automatically attribute human thoughts and feelings to them.
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By AnonymJim Davis
Deep fry that sucker! - Garfield
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By AnonymJim Davis
Good morning is a contradiction of terms.
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By AnonymJim Davis
He who fills His pockets with the Rocks of Misdeeds shall surely sink in the River of Good Fortune.
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By AnonymJim Davis
If you are patient...and wait long enough...Nothing will happen
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By AnonymJim Davis
I have a fear of letting my mind wander. I'm afraid it might not come back.
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By AnonymJim Davis
I'm still a farm boy at heart. If I hadn't suffered from asthma as a child, I would be a farmer today.
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By AnonymJim Davis
In my head, the sky is blue, the grass is green and cats are orange.
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By AnonymJim Davis
I probably get more inspiration for human stories and idiosyncrasies than I do animal stories.
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By AnonymJim Davis
I thought if I could create a convincing cat I could say and do anything I wanted on the human condition.
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By AnonymJim Davis
I was in and out of comas until I was nine and I would lose entire days and weeks. The novelty of being able to really do stuff hasn't worn off - I still feel like I'm making up for lost time.
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By AnonymJim Davis
I was very happy and honored to create the Professor Garfield Foundation with Ball State to make reading fun.
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By AnonymJim Davis
Life is like a Ferrari, it goes too fast. But that's ok, because you can't afford it anyway.
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By AnonymJim Davis
Life is like a hot bath. It feels good while you're in it, but the longer you stay, the more wrinkled you get.
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By AnonymJim Davis
My dream in life is to write the one gag that makes everyone in the world laugh.
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By AnonymJim Davis
Nothing spoils lunch any quicker than a rogue meatball rampaging through your spaghetti.
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By AnonymJim Davis
Readers have told me that their children have learned to read after years of struggle after starting to read Garfield's comic strip and many people who have moved to the United States have said that they, too, learned English by reading Garfield.
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By AnonymJim Davis
Some people are absolutely funny and you want to wish them Happy Thanksgiving in funniest way possible. Here is the list of Funny Thanksgiving sayings. Just chose the quote you want to wish that person. Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread and pumpkin pie.
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By AnonymJim Davis
There are so many opportunities in life, that the loss of two or three capabilities is not necessarily debilitating. A handicap can give you the opportunity to focus more on art, writing, or music.
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By AnonymJim Davis
The understatement is the English contribution to comedy.
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By AnonymJim Davis
Way down deep, we're all motivated by the same urges. Cats have the courage to live by them.
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By AnonymJim Davis
We have a group of people now who think they own the state. Its disgusting.
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By AnonymJim Davis
When all else fails, look cute.
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By AnonymJim Davis
When in doubt, pig out!
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By AnonymJim Davis
You'd have to go a long way to find someone who was more proud and grateful for what our veterans have done for all of us.
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By AnonymJim Davis
I've never met a lasagna I didn't like
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By AnonymJim Davis
There's only one thing to do in crisis like this - SLEEP ON IT! Garfield, the cat.
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