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    The wonder is not that some married people are less happy than they hoped to be, but that any married people, out of the honeymoon, or even in it, are ever happy at all.

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    The worst part about being married is when you're not connecting. Your partner is going out the door when you're coming in, and you don't have a chance to debrief on the day. That's the worst.

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    They got married, they got divorced, and half their money goes out the window.

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    This is what sexual liberation chiefly accomplishes-it liberates young women to pursue married men.

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    This is why I didn't get married last year," she said to him. "I wouldn't be here to nurse you." She thought about that for a moment. "Of course, one could make the argument that you wouldn't be in this situation if not for me. But we're not going to dwell upon that.

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    To be married to a good woman is to live with tender surprise.

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    To be married is to be neither alone nor together.

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    To be married to a wife who can set type is happiness indeed.

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    This thing with being lovers, it isn't like being married.

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    To foreswear romantic love forever. To never grow up, never get married. To be maiden eternally.

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    We always think of saints as these monks or nuns or popes or priests from centuries ago who were celibate or lived very quiet lives. Maybe we don't know a lot about a lot them but what I'm saying is the saints of the 21st century are gonna be regular people - people who've kissed other people. They're gonna be married people.

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    [To the bishop who suggested the widowed queen now consider herself 'as married to Christ':] That's what I call twaddle!

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    Turn, O backsliding children, saith the Lord; for I am married unto you.

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    We allow each other to pursue our goals. I wouldn't want to be married to someone who was not happy with what they were doing with their life and Bono wouldn't either.

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    Tom, my husband, who converted to Judaism when we got married, and as a consequence, we were learning about historical conversions to Judaism. Really, every time it pops up, it's very strange.

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    We all like indie directors - heck, I even married one... but we're divorced now.

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    Well, my wife and I were married in a toilet - it was a marriage of convenience!

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    We got married in a fever hotter than a pepper sprout.

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    Well, it'd certainly be fascinating if we discovered that gays were better at being married than heterosexuals are. Talk about irony.

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    We don't fall in love and then get married; instead we get married and then learn what love requires.

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    We fell in love quickly. We got married very quickly. It didn't work out the way we wanted it to. There's nothing more to it.

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    Well-married, a man is winged: ill-matched, he is shackled.

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    Wendy!” Finn shouted pulling me from my moment with Loki. “What are you doing? You’re married. And not to him.” “Nothing slips by you does it.” Loki asked.

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    Were I not married to the director, I'm not sure I'd know anything about the 'Underworld' sequel.

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    What do I know about sex? I’m a married man.

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    We weren't meant to have futures, we were meant to marry them. We weren't meant to have politics, or careers that mattered, or opinions, or lives; we were meant to marry them. If you wanted to be an architect, you married an architect.

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    What do I do when I go home? Work. That's basically my social life. I'm married to work.

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    What was the scandal? I fell in love with this girl, married her. We have been married for almost 15 years now.

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    What feminism did was make clear for me how much I longed for clarity. I got married twice, each time in a fog. I had so many complicated feelings I couldn't understand.

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    What if obese people couldn't get married?

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    What is virtue but the Trade Unionism of the married?

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    What was pretty crazy was to plan a wedding around a tour. It felt very getting-hitched-in-Vegas style. It was like, we played a show in Salt Lake City, ran to New Mexico, we got married, and then I was off to Lisbon.

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    When a Forsyte was engaged, married, or born, the Forsytes were present; when a Forsyte diedbut no Forsyte had as yet died; they did not die; death being contrary to their principles, they took precautions against it, the instinctive precautions of highly vitalised persons who resent encroachments on their property.

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    When I got married, the Sun ran the headline: "Here comes the bride, all fat and wide." Luckily, it was a few days after the wedding - but it was still hideous to read at a great romantic moment.

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    ‎ When a person is born we rejoice, and when they're married we jubilate, but when they die we try to pretend nothing has happened.

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    ["When are you getting married" in Everybody Loves Somebody] is funny because it's put on by women and men. Society makes women feel like, oh, you're getting old.

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    Whenever I get married, it will be a Bengali wedding. If I won't have a Bengali wedding, my mother won't come. She has warned me. So, I am going to have a Bengali wedding for sure.

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    When he came back from downtown, he had forgotten to bring his license, his identification, the $2 for the wedding license. So we got married two days later.

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    When I do get married again, I'm just going to take time off.

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    When I found out I was pregnant, I was over the moon about it, but I was upset I wasn't married!

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    When I got married for the third time, and I had children from my other marriage there, that's what I said when it came time in the ceremony for me to say something. I said, "I'm grateful to everybody that participated, everybody that participated in my life that got me to this moment. And everything was dead-right because everything is right now.

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    Whenever I go out with other married couples, I like to bring along a single crackhead. Just to spice things up.

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    When I get married, it'll be no secret.

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    When I'm married I want to be single, and when I'm single I want to be married.

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    When I was married, I wasn't loving myself. Now I'm in love with myself. I will get married again.

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    When I was discharged, I attended the University of Paris and met a beautiful Parisian girl, Janine. We soon married and eventually returned to the States.

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    When I was married, I didn't work. When I had my children, I didn't work. But before that, I'd work for Diana Vreeland at 'Harper's Bazaar.'

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    When one married a man, it was clear to me, one married also the sink and the stove.

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    When people get married young, you don't really understand the true definition of marriage.

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    When once a woman is married she should be regarded as having thrown off her allegiance to her own sex. She is sure to be treacherous at any rate in one direction.