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    On the whole, you can have a private life and be famous. But when milestones happen in your life like having children or getting married, privacy goes out of the window.

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    [On Washington, D.C.:] a town of successful men and the women they married before they were successful.

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    o one is right when it comes to destination weddings. It’s a big ask, requesting people take time off work and fly off to take a cruise just to see you get married, and they’re perfectly justified in saying no if they don’t have the time, the money, or simply the inclination.

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    On the whole, show business is a hard business in which to be married

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    Osama bin Laden has ten look-alikes to fool us Americans. Ten look-alikes, and he's married to five of them.

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    Our ex-wifes always harbour secrets about us that make them irresistable. Until, of course, we remember who we are and what we did and why we are not married anymore.

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    Our teen-agers withdrew to their bedrooms on their thirteenth birthday and didn't show themselves to us again until it was time to get married.

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    People always seem to be interested in my private life because I'm married to a pop star.

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    Photography ruins marriages, and I've been married three times - so there's a downside to it as well.

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    People shouldn't be allowed to get married until it's too late to have kids.

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    Perhaps the greatest social service that can be rendered by anybody to the country and to mankind is to bring up a family. But here again, because there is nothing to sell, there is a very general disposition to regard a married woman's work as no work at all, and to take it as a matter of course that she should not be paid for it.

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    People forget that I was married. I love that, Will he get married? I don't talk about it because I don't think about it. I don't ever question other peoples' versions of how they live their lives or what they do.

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    People shouldn't stay married because of the kids. That's torture for everyone.

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    Pity the married couple who expect too much from one another.

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    Playing a fashion designer could be the bane of my existence because I am married to a fashion designer.

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    Playing for Billy Martin is like being married to him. Right now, we're all sleeping on the couch.

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    Poetry was the maiden I loved, but politics was the harridan I married.

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    Practically everyone in Hollywood has a neighbor whos been famous, wants to be famous, is famous, has been married to someone famous, worked with someone famous, slept with someone famous, been blackmailed by someone famous.

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    Researchers warn us against walking out on married life without a dang good reason.

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    Really with marriage, from what I've heard about from different friends that are married, you can't entirely be prepared. There are things you can only learn in marriage.

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    Prostitutes don't sell their bodies, they rent their bodies. Housewives sell their bodies when they get married.

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    Reliable office staff come in the shape of mature married women working from 9.30 to 3.30 (inside school hours) during which they will do more than the 9-5ers.

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    Richard got married to a figure skater, and he bought her a dishwasher and a coffee percolator.

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    Sadly, the timing's never been right. There have been men who would have married me but I didn't feel the same, and vice versa.

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    Sexual touch is the dessert of married life!

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    Santa Barbara is my hood. I mean, it's not much of a hood, but it is definitely like my hood. I claim Santa Barbara like I claim my family. I'm going to be married and buried there.

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    Science had married the wilderness and was taming the savage shrew.

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    Sharon Stone has the kind of face I'd leave my wife for. Since I'm not married, I'll have to leave someone else's wife.

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    Seems like only a year ago they were married nine years!

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    She [Mary I] married Philip King of Spain, who in her sister's reign, was famous for building Armadas.

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    She [Hillary Clinton] knew that's who he[Bill clinton] was before they got married. It would have been hypocritical for her to insist on monogamy.

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    She is always married too soon, who gets a bad husband, and she is never married too late, who gets a good one.

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    She's married. I'm more a friend and occasional lover.

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    She's been married so many times she has rice marks on her face.

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    Someone said one time, 'If your marriage isn't your priority, you're not married,' and I thought, for me that's so true. So as long as I keep her as a priority, everything else sort of seems to work. And when I don't keep it as a priority, it's ... Jenga.

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    Sin and Hell are married unless repentance proclaims the divorce.

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    Since great writers communicate a vision of existence, one can't borrow their methods. The method is married to the vision.

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    Since I got married my wife doesn't really let me wear anything that I used to because she says I have no taste at all.

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    Someone once said the fundamental reason we get married is because have a universal human need for a witness.

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    Some women are born to be married, some achieve marriage, and others have marriage thrust upon them.

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    Some people say the reason I am not married is that I don't understand small business and the toughest small business in the world is a family. But when you are happy and feel every minute of your life, what is the reason to get married?

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    Some situations are so hopeless when you look at them from the outside, you say, "Why are they still married?

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    Staying focused is hard work and staying married is even harder.

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    Statistically, people who have been happily married and then widowed tend to remarry.

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    Suddenly, I found I was married to a millionaire.

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    Tamaki: A girl should only show skin once she's married, not before!!!

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    Take heed of a person marked, and a Widdow thrice married. [Take heed of a person marked, and a widow thrice married.]

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    Talk to each other. Never go to bed when you're angry with each other. Lady Antonia Frasier who was married to Harold Pinter said they never went to bed on an argument.

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    That's the weird thing about not being married - you can't get regular kissing; you can't be guaranteed of it, and that's a great shame.

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    That one long scene in the Leftovers I have with David Gulpilil was seven pages long. When we finished it, Mimi Leder said, "I thought you were gonna do this in bits and pieces. You just did the whole thing." And I literally couldn't remember the scene. It wasn't that I was in a trance. I said, "Just keep shooting takes until you see what you want." In 48 years of acting, which is also how long I've been married, that had never happened to me.