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    Prostitutes don't sell their bodies, they rent their bodies. Housewives sell their bodies when they get married.

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    Really with marriage, from what I've heard about from different friends that are married, you can't entirely be prepared. There are things you can only learn in marriage.

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    Reliable office staff come in the shape of mature married women working from 9.30 to 3.30 (inside school hours) during which they will do more than the 9-5ers.

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    Researchers warn us against walking out on married life without a dang good reason.

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    Richard got married to a figure skater, and he bought her a dishwasher and a coffee percolator.

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    Sadly, the timing's never been right. There have been men who would have married me but I didn't feel the same, and vice versa.

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    Santa Barbara is my hood. I mean, it's not much of a hood, but it is definitely like my hood. I claim Santa Barbara like I claim my family. I'm going to be married and buried there.

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    Science had married the wilderness and was taming the savage shrew.

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    Seems like only a year ago they were married nine years!

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    Sharon Stone has the kind of face I'd leave my wife for. Since I'm not married, I'll have to leave someone else's wife.

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    She [Mary I] married Philip King of Spain, who in her sister's reign, was famous for building Armadas.

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    Sexual touch is the dessert of married life!

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    She [Hillary Clinton] knew that's who he[Bill clinton] was before they got married. It would have been hypocritical for her to insist on monogamy.

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    She is always married too soon, who gets a bad husband, and she is never married too late, who gets a good one.

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    She's married. I'm more a friend and occasional lover.

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    She's been married so many times she has rice marks on her face.

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    Since great writers communicate a vision of existence, one can't borrow their methods. The method is married to the vision.

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    Sin and Hell are married unless repentance proclaims the divorce.

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    Since I got married my wife doesn't really let me wear anything that I used to because she says I have no taste at all.

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    Some women are born to be married, some achieve marriage, and others have marriage thrust upon them.

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    Someone once said the fundamental reason we get married is because have a universal human need for a witness.

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    Some situations are so hopeless when you look at them from the outside, you say, "Why are they still married?

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    Someone said one time, 'If your marriage isn't your priority, you're not married,' and I thought, for me that's so true. So as long as I keep her as a priority, everything else sort of seems to work. And when I don't keep it as a priority, it's ... Jenga.

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    Some people say the reason I am not married is that I don't understand small business and the toughest small business in the world is a family. But when you are happy and feel every minute of your life, what is the reason to get married?

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    Take heed of a person marked, and a Widdow thrice married. [Take heed of a person marked, and a widow thrice married.]

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    Staying focused is hard work and staying married is even harder.

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    Statistically, people who have been happily married and then widowed tend to remarry.

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    Suddenly, I found I was married to a millionaire.

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    That one long scene in the Leftovers I have with David Gulpilil was seven pages long. When we finished it, Mimi Leder said, "I thought you were gonna do this in bits and pieces. You just did the whole thing." And I literally couldn't remember the scene. It wasn't that I was in a trance. I said, "Just keep shooting takes until you see what you want." In 48 years of acting, which is also how long I've been married, that had never happened to me.

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    Tamaki: A girl should only show skin once she's married, not before!!!

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    Talk to each other. Never go to bed when you're angry with each other. Lady Antonia Frasier who was married to Harold Pinter said they never went to bed on an argument.

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    That's one of the things about being married to a couple of musicians, I have got great iPods. That's what I was left with -- an iPod each.

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    That's the weird thing about not being married - you can't get regular kissing; you can't be guaranteed of it, and that's a great shame.

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    The fact that I haven't been married might qualify me as belonging in the nutty category to a lot of women.

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    The baggage in your individual life will weigh down your married life. Do something about it.

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    The best part of being married is... you don't have to explain a lot of things. Those wordless moments when you both know that what you witnessed together is funny, idiotic, or really sweet. Being connected is pretty miraculous.

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    The business of Mr. Bennett's life was to keep his daughters alive. The business of Mrs. Bennett's was to get them married.

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    That's your life. Get used to it. Don't get mad at me- you married him.

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    The best place to find material is in real life. I've always maintained that it's not until the mid-20s that you have enough of a life to draw from. There's nothing better for a comic than to go through some bad stuff - and some good stuff, like getting married.

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    The bitterest satires and noblest eulogies on married life have come from poets.

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    The concept of growing up is so hard to quantify. What have you learned and how have you changed and how have you stayed exactly the same? As I get older, it's something I reflect on more and more. Especially as the generations go on. We wait longer to have families, we wait longer to have responsibilities. Everyone used to be married by 20 and pregnant immediately.

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    The greatest privilege and greatest duty for any man is to be happily married, and no other form of success or service, for either man or woman, can be wisely accepted as a substitute or alternative

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    The greatest day of my life was the day I married Mrs. Ford.

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    The main difference for the history of the world if I had been shot rather than Kennedy is that Onassis probably wouldn't have married Mrs Khrushchev.

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    The magic isn't in getting married, it's in staying married.

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    The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once... You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to.

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    The married should not forget that to speak of love begets love.

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    The one thing that reconciles me to the fact of being a woman is the reflection that it delivers me from the necessity of being married to one.

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    The most we can hope for is strong marriages. Married women vote Republican; single women vote Democratic.

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    The next step in my life is hopefully meeting a nice guy and getting married.