Best 815 quotes in «married quotes» category

All my six husbands married me for different reasons.

A lot of people, they've been saying to me, oh don't get married. It ruins everything. And I'm like, damn.

Also, in a funny way, if you have been happily married there are no unresolved areas, nothing to prove to yourself after the other dies.

A man marries one woman to escape from many others, and then chases many others to forget he's married to one.

A married man is a man with a past, while a bachelor is a man with a future.

A married philosopher belongs to comedy.

A married woman, the safest place for any woman to be is at home with her husband.

A married woman has the same natural right to acquire and hold property, and to make all contracts that she is mentally competent to make reasonably, as has a married man, or any other man.

A married philosopher is a comic character.

A married man with a family will do anything for money.

A married man forms married habits and becomes dependent on marriage just as a sailor becomes dependent on the sea.

A married man turns his staffe into a stake.

American married life is the doormat to the whorehouse.

Americans, indeed, often seem to be so overwhelmed by their children that they'll do anything for them except stay married to the co-producer.

And as regards Adam and Eve we must maintain that before the fall they were virgins in Paradise: but after they sinned, and were cast out of Paradise, they were immediately married.

An adult woman should not be so possessive of her own birthday that she begrudges her friends the chance to get married on the same day.

And in a marriage you can't TRY and be married. You're married or you're not married... as far as I'm concerned.

And getting married this autumn was certainly an additional incentive to spend rather more time in England.

Apuleius married a rich widow, then wrote _The Golden Ass_.

And since I just turned 32, I'm thinking about getting married, having a family, and that's very difficult to do on the road as a correspondent.

An isolated outbreak of virginity is a rash on the face of society. It arouses only pity from the married, and embarrassment from the single.

Any coalition has its troubles, as every married man knows.

Any woman who marries an Italian must accept the undeniable fact that she has also married his mother.

A really good detective never gets married.

Anybody who's been married to a man for forty odd years knows he's all talk.

Arthur Miller wouldn't have married me if I had been nothing but a dumb blonde.

A woman, even a married woman, cannot float without proper escort. It is simply not done.

As a monogamous creature, I feel sometimes that it fills up a function that affairs have in married people's life.

Aside from doing publicity for this film [The Longest Yard], I have Auto Maniac coming on the History Channel and since I got married recently, we are going to get to that Honeymoon we had to put off.

Bachelor parties are for the married guys.

As far as being married and what it means to me... it's nice knowing that I have a partner in life and that someone's got my back.

As you become older, you become less judgmental and take offense less. But marriage is hard work; the illusion that you get married and live happily ever after is absolute rubbish.

At least it's better to be married than to be dead.

Because I'm married and have kids, I feel like I sometimes get pegged as a choirboy or something, but I wouldn't exactly describe myself that way.

Beaverbrook is so pleased to be in the government that he is like the town tart who finally married the Mayor.

Being happily married, I’m more focused on what I’m doing. Ya know, one of my quotes is ‘love isn’t looking somebody in the eyes; it’s looking out in the same direction.

Before you get married you should meet your fiance's parents. It is not enough that you like his parole officer.

Being happily and successfully married is generally not so much a matter of marrying the right person as it is being the right person.

Before she married my father, my mother was a film reviewer for The Akron Beacon Journal - a small newspaper.

Being married gives one one's position like nothing else can.

Being married is kind of like being a Ken-doll; you don't get to dress yourself anymore.

Being married, I would say most relationships are pretty codependent in some ways.

Being married sucked. Maybe for some people it is not meant to be.

Being married to a psychologist, I realize that I learn more from imperfections.

Being married is amazing. Being married is incredibly difficult. Being married can seem impossibly hard. Being married is incredibly beautiful. Yes, marriage is a fragile blend of all of this and more.

But I would say, you know, if you're getting married - why are you getting married? Why would you get married? Why would anybody get married?

But I married a guy who treated me very badly, but I was happy. I was miserable, so I was happy.

Bryan Cranston is generous, he's funny. When we did a wedding scene [in The Infiltrator ], at the end of the movie with a big set piece, he put the veil off the bride, he put it on, he pretended like we were getting married, he's just a goof.

But married once, a man is stak'd or pown'd, and cannot graze beyond his own hedge.

Data is a lot like humans: It is born. Matures. Gets married to other data, divorced. Gets old. One thing that it doesn't do is die. It has to be killed.