Best 815 quotes in «married quotes» category

Er," Oliver said. "He talks even less than the one Lily married," the crone remarked to Walter. "Though when the mood strikes him, he asks just as many questions as Galem." "I'm sorry," Oliver said weakly. The old woman nodded. "You are forgiven," she pronounced in a queenly tones.

Even now that I'm married and 28, my room's still intact the way it was when I went to high school.

Even when you hear about a comedian getting married, among comedians, we're always kind of like, what are they doing?

Ever since college, I make friends. They get married. I lose friends.

Everybody in the South loves the one closeted homosexual who's married. It's just too funny to not have in a movie about the South. It's an epidemic. You gotta represent!

Every married couple has disputes from time to time, and in every good marriage, an attempt is made to overcome the dispute.

Every married man who wants peace in the relationship, should learn the trick to avoid that one question - 'How is the food?'

Everyone I meet is gay, married or crackers

Everyone knows me and my wife's story. We didn't have sex until we got married.

Every right is married to a duty, every freedom owes a corresponding responsibility.

Every woman is entitled to an opinion and the right to express that opinion-especially to the man she's married to.

Eve, we're going to be married in a few days." The jittering started again, big time. "Yeah." "If he keeps looking at you like that, I'm going to have to hurt him.

For a married couple to expect perfection for each other is unrealistic.

Five women working together is never going to be easy. It's a lot. But God is so incredible, in terms of the timing, because we are all married with kids, in our late 30s and 40s. It's a different stage in our lives. It's not about who is going to be the one that's going to pop.

For a while, I thought the great disappointment of my life was that I don't have a family of my own. Then it dawned on me: That's not what I think; that's what married people think.

Gay marriage, I am so against it because if all my gay friends get married, it will cost me a fortune in gifts.

For everyone, whatever his state--single, married, widowed, or priest-chastity is a triumphant affirmation of love.

For Colin Firth: You're a really great guy, but I'm married, so I think we should just be friends.

For God sakes, this is a woman I was married to for 10 years. We made love. I'd hold her head over the toilet bowl when she threw up.

Getting married and settling down isn't the most important thing in my life.

Getting married is an adventure. Because when you're getting married, you're doing something you don't know anything about. Did you ever think of that?

Getting married was the best thing I've ever done.

Getting married, for me, was the best thing I ever did. I was suddenly beset with an immense sense of release, that we have something more important than our separate selves, and that is the marriage. There's immense happiness that can come from working towards that.

Getting married and really digging in with another human being can point out your greatest strengths and your greatest weaknesses.

Get married, in any case. If you happen to get a good mate, you will be happy; if a bad one, you will become philosophical, which is a fine thing in itself.

Getting married and staying married is a wonderful way to increase your wealth - but the key is stay married.

Getting married is the boldest and most idealistic thing that most of us will ever do.

Getting married is an incredible act of hopefulness.

Getting married is easy. Staying married is more difficult. Staying happily married for a lifetime is among the fine arts.

Getting married is the most fun you can have in life. Being married sucks

Getting married was a ball. Being married was... a nightmare.

God has not always answered my prayers. If He had, I would have married the wrong man -- several times!

Happiness is being married to your best friend.

Great sex is why we're so happily married!

Hamas married the Iranians. It was their choice. They are the same family.

How would you ever learn unconditional love if you were married to someone who met all the conditions?

Having been married so many times, I know that one of the few things I am an expert in is falling in love.

Having your back scratched is not the only reason to be married, but it is a good one, especially for those spots that are so hard to reach by yourself.

Hee that tells his wife newes is but newly married.

Here it is,' Nigel said. Mrs D, Mrs I, Mrs FFI, Mrs C, Mrs U, Mrs LTY. That spells difficulty.' How perfectly ridiculous!' snorted Miss Trunchbull. 'Why are all these women married?

How can you learn unconditional love if you’re married to a woman who meets all your conditions?

However, when my parents married in 1945, China was in turmoil and the possibility of returning grew increasingly remote, and they decided to begin their family in the United States.

He had better get married soon, because he's getting uglier every day!

He married a woman to stop her getting away Now she's there all day.

Here in America, marriage still has a mystical, intangible power: It is a passport to adulthood and respectability and to a certain extent citizenship. Any relationship less than "married" is considered temporary and not worthy of honor.

He seemed to take to me quite as naturally and unbiddenly as I to him; and when our smoke was over, he pressed his forehead against mine, clasped me round the waist, and said that henceforth we were married.

I always did think I would be married and settled down by now but maybe I ain't ready.

I always feel bad for people getting married and spending upwards of a hundred thousand dollars. It just seems so absurd to me.

I always stayed married to my husband! Always, until the day he died! It's not true that we were separated!

I always say getting married was a ball. I had a blast getting married. Loved it so much I got married six or seven times or whatever it was.