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    When a Forsyte was engaged, married, or born, the Forsytes were present; when a Forsyte diedbut no Forsyte had as yet died; they did not die; death being contrary to their principles, they took precautions against it, the instinctive precautions of highly vitalised persons who resent encroachments on their property.

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    ‎ When a person is born we rejoice, and when they're married we jubilate, but when they die we try to pretend nothing has happened.

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    ["When are you getting married" in Everybody Loves Somebody] is funny because it's put on by women and men. Society makes women feel like, oh, you're getting old.

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    Whenever I go out with other married couples, I like to bring along a single crackhead. Just to spice things up.

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    Whenever I get married, it will be a Bengali wedding. If I won't have a Bengali wedding, my mother won't come. She has warned me. So, I am going to have a Bengali wedding for sure.

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    When he came back from downtown, he had forgotten to bring his license, his identification, the $2 for the wedding license. So we got married two days later.

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    When I do get married again, I'm just going to take time off.

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    When I found out I was pregnant, I was over the moon about it, but I was upset I wasn't married!

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    When I get married, it'll be no secret.

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    When I got married, the Sun ran the headline: "Here comes the bride, all fat and wide." Luckily, it was a few days after the wedding - but it was still hideous to read at a great romantic moment.

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    When I got married for the third time, and I had children from my other marriage there, that's what I said when it came time in the ceremony for me to say something. I said, "I'm grateful to everybody that participated, everybody that participated in my life that got me to this moment. And everything was dead-right because everything is right now.

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    When I'm married I want to be single, and when I'm single I want to be married.

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    When I was discharged, I attended the University of Paris and met a beautiful Parisian girl, Janine. We soon married and eventually returned to the States.

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    When people are in love, I don't see anything wrong with it in the world. If they choose to live their lives and get married, why should we interfere? A lot of people don't agree with me, but that's how I feel.

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    When I was married, I wasn't loving myself. Now I'm in love with myself. I will get married again.

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    When once a woman is married she should be regarded as having thrown off her allegiance to her own sex. She is sure to be treacherous at any rate in one direction.

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    When people get married young, you don't really understand the true definition of marriage.

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    When I was married, I didn't work. When I had my children, I didn't work. But before that, I'd work for Diana Vreeland at 'Harper's Bazaar.'

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    When one married a man, it was clear to me, one married also the sink and the stove.

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    When we got married my wife told me I was one in a million. I found out she was right.

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    When you get married and have children, and you start having hits and success and your business starts growing, there's less and less time for songwriting.

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    when we're married, can we go to the ocean? I've never been

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    When you end up happily married, even the failed relationships have worked beautifully to get you there.

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    When you get married you forget about kissing other women.

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    When you get married, you'll understand what happiness is. But then it will be too late.

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    While in El Paso, I met Mr. Clinton Burk, a native of Texas, who I married in August 1885.

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    When you're married, it's one person. That's one more than a monk. It's not that different.

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    When you retire, you switch bosses - from the one who hired you to the one who married you.

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    While at Oxford in 1999, I met Jonathan Fortier, who is a Montreal-born Canadian. Despite the challenges of a transatlantic relationship, we remained keen on each other and eventually married in 2002.

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    Why can't you just get married in Las Vegas like normal Americans?

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    With twice his wits, she had to see things through his eyes -- one of the tragedies of married life.

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    Why did I get married in a ballpark? My wife wanted a big diamond

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    Why get married and make one man miserable when I can stay single and make thousands miserable?

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    Why would anyone get married and have babies? That's the dumbest idea I've ever heard in my life. Or the scariest thing I've ever heard in my life.

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    With all due respect," Christopher muttered, "this conversation is leading nowhere. At least one of you should point out that Beatrix deserves a better man." "That's what I said about my wife," Leo remarked. "Which is why I married her before she could find one.

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    Women cannot receive even the most palpably judicious suggestion without arguing it; that is, married women.

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    Writing is the only thing I've ever done with persistence, except for being married.

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    Women won't let me stay single and I won't let me stay married.

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    You are a sinner married to a sinner...and the happiest marriage is the union of two forgivers.

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    You can't be a Red if you're married to a civil servant.

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    You ask me, 'What is the secret of remaining happy and married?'

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    You can recruit the populace conservatism for the interests of corporate conservatism that the two things can be married into one unholy union.

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    You can't get married to any one particular plan. That is the biggest lesson I learned at PayPal.

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    You can't beat a good sonnet, and you can write a sonnet without being married to the damned thing.

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    You get the same equal rights that we do when we have a civil partnership. Heterosexual people get married. We can have civil partnerships.

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    You could be married and bored or single and lonely. Ain't no happiness nowhere.

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    You do not want to get married at 22! Especially if you're famous, because girls are going to be throwing themselves at you.

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    You don't sign up for a divorce when you get married. It's very painful. But it's taught me a great deal about myself.

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    You got married recently to a rapper. It doesn't take them long to impregnate women.

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    You have to learn how to be married. You have to learn to love somebody.

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