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    My grandparents got married at a very young age, and a lot of what I think about marriage is based on their relationship.

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    My husband and I can't get through dinner without being defensive. We've been married 24 years, and I love my husband to death, but sometimes I say, "What are we? Two injured creatures who can't talk to each other without going, like, 'Ahhh!'?

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    My husband had an education. He had a degree in Literature. I married into a camp of literary types.

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    My husband is almost as heavy as I am. We were married in adjoining churches.

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    My life has not been predictable. I never would have imagined I'd be living where I'm living, doing what I'm doing or married to an American guy. I'm interested to see what will happen next!

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    My mom said, 'Don't get married. You're too young. Go out there and experience what life has to offer.' And I did.

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    My mother's been married many, many times and grew up believing in love like that. It's remarkable.

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    My own sex life is very monogamous and happy . . . just a happy married sex life!

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    My parents have seen their ups-and-downs but are still married after 40 years, so that's something.

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    My parents were sixty years married.

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    My plan was to never get married. I was going to be an art monster instead.

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    My plan was to never get married. I was going to be an art monster instead. Women almost never become art monsters because art monsters only concern themselves with art, never mundane things. Nabokov didn't even fold his own umbrella. Vera licked his stamps for him.

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    Myself, Marion Jones and Michael Johnson all got married on the same day because it was the only point on the athletics' schedule we could fit in. October 3, 1998.

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    My sister married a German. He complained he couldn't get a good bagel back home. I said: 'Well, whose fault is that?'

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    My two elder sisters married Englishmen and went abroad.

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    My wedding won't be a hush-hush affair. When I get married, everyone will get to know about it... there'll be nothing speculative about my wedding.

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    My wife converted me to religion. I never believed in hell until I married her.

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    [My wife Margot] was the - I guess, the coordinator or the production manager [of The Jazz Review], and we got to know each other and we married.

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    My wife's married. I'm not.

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    No black person married to a white person can speak for me!

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    Negativity sells. I have been labelled a rebel. If I had been one, would I have got married at 23? Would I have been a straight A student?

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    Never advise anyone to go to war or to get married.

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    Nobody really knows anybody completely, even if they've been married to 'em for 53 years, you know?

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    Nobody gets married to a clever song, let alone falls in love to one.

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    No married man's ever made up his mind until he's heard what his wife has got to say about it.

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    No couples in Virginia can adopt other than a married couple - that's the right policy.

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    No one aspires as a child to grow up and enter into a domestic partnership. But they do aspire as children to grow up and be married.

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    No, you're not allowed to be bossy when you're married. You have to learn compromise, and compassion and patience.

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    Nothing so casts down the manly mind from it's height as the fondling of women and those bodily contacts which belong to the married state.

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    Not to speak for Jason [Benjamin], but he's a straight married dude with two kids.

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    Now it wasn’t just that Xena was bisexual and kinda liked her gal pal and they kind of fooled around sometimes, it was ‘Nope, they’re married, man.'

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    Obviously, technology is moving and reshaping itself, radically, every day. We're all capable of answering that question within ourselves. Would you do it for the person that you love? Would you be married to a hard drive, essentially?

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    Obviously, the ultimate dream is to be married for life.

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    Of course I didn't take my wife to see Rochdale as an anniversary present. It was her birthday and would I have got married during the football season? Anyway, it was Rochdale reserves.

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    Once you've married, be strict but just with your wife, don't allow her to forget herself, and when a misunderstanding arises, say: "Don't forget that I made you happy.

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    OMG, I am a married woman!

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    On a baby of his own: You gotta be married first. That's my rule: marriage then baby!

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    Once you have kids and you're married, it's all about them. My life changed. You can see in my records.

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    Once you are married, there is nothing left for you, not even suicide.

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    One of the problems with evangelicalism is that it has allowed itself to be married to the Republican party... Jesus is not a Republican. Nor is he a Democrat.

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    one of Mr. [Thomas] Hardy's ancestors must have married a weeping willow. There are pages and pages in his collected poems which are simply plain narratives in ballad form of how an unenjoyable time was had by all.

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    Only when Genius is married to Science can the highest results be produced.

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    One should never know too precisely whom one has married

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    One was never married, and that's his hell; another is, and that's his plague.

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    Only married people understand you can be miserable and happy at the same time.

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    o one is right when it comes to destination weddings. It’s a big ask, requesting people take time off work and fly off to take a cruise just to see you get married, and they’re perfectly justified in saying no if they don’t have the time, the money, or simply the inclination.

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    On the whole, you can have a private life and be famous. But when milestones happen in your life like having children or getting married, privacy goes out of the window.

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    [On Washington, D.C.:] a town of successful men and the women they married before they were successful.

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    On the whole, show business is a hard business in which to be married

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    Our ex-wifes always harbour secrets about us that make them irresistable. Until, of course, we remember who we are and what we did and why we are not married anymore.