Best 815 quotes in «married quotes» category

When you end up happily married, even the failed relationships have worked beautifully to get you there.

When you get married and have children, and you start having hits and success and your business starts growing, there's less and less time for songwriting.

When you get married you forget about kissing other women.

When you get married, you'll understand what happiness is. But then it will be too late.

When you're married, it's one person. That's one more than a monk. It's not that different.

When you retire, you switch bosses - from the one who hired you to the one who married you.

While in El Paso, I met Mr. Clinton Burk, a native of Texas, who I married in August 1885.

While at Oxford in 1999, I met Jonathan Fortier, who is a Montreal-born Canadian. Despite the challenges of a transatlantic relationship, we remained keen on each other and eventually married in 2002.

Why can't you just get married in Las Vegas like normal Americans?

Why did I get married in a ballpark? My wife wanted a big diamond

Why get married and make one man miserable when I can stay single and make thousands miserable?

Why would anyone get married and have babies? That's the dumbest idea I've ever heard in my life. Or the scariest thing I've ever heard in my life.

With twice his wits, she had to see things through his eyes -- one of the tragedies of married life.

With all due respect," Christopher muttered, "this conversation is leading nowhere. At least one of you should point out that Beatrix deserves a better man." "That's what I said about my wife," Leo remarked. "Which is why I married her before she could find one.

Women won't let me stay single and I won't let me stay married.

Women cannot receive even the most palpably judicious suggestion without arguing it; that is, married women.

Writing is the only thing I've ever done with persistence, except for being married.

You can't be a Red if you're married to a civil servant.

You can recruit the populace conservatism for the interests of corporate conservatism that the two things can be married into one unholy union.

You are a sinner married to a sinner...and the happiest marriage is the union of two forgivers.

You ask me, 'What is the secret of remaining happy and married?'

You can't beat a good sonnet, and you can write a sonnet without being married to the damned thing.

You can't get married to any one particular plan. That is the biggest lesson I learned at PayPal.

You could be married and bored or single and lonely. Ain't no happiness nowhere.

You get the same equal rights that we do when we have a civil partnership. Heterosexual people get married. We can have civil partnerships.

You do not want to get married at 22! Especially if you're famous, because girls are going to be throwing themselves at you.

You don't sign up for a divorce when you get married. It's very painful. But it's taught me a great deal about myself.

You got married recently to a rapper. It doesn't take them long to impregnate women.

You have to learn how to be married. You have to learn to love somebody.

You know, my life's changed now. I'm starting to experience what people are really supposed to do. You supposed to be married. You're supposed to have a family, kids, treat your wife right.

You look at someone like Beyoncé singing Single Ladies, when we all know she's married. Some of it is just for entertainment.

You made one mistake. You married me.

You may have married her, but she is mine. Do you think I shall let you take her? She may be ten times your wife, but, by God, you shall never have her.

You must be DIVORCED from your SIN, or you cannot be MARRIED to CHRIST.

You might be a redneck if you can't get married to your sweetheart because there is a law against it.

You need to know everything. You both need to be comfortable with sharing everything. If you can't you are NOT ready to get married.

You never know what your parents are going to say when you tell them you're getting married - especially when it's with someone they haven't met yet!

You people married to Italian men, you know what it's like.

Your troubles will always bve my troubles,so long as were married.

You should get married. When I was younger, I was into the fame and fortune, and now I realize that a loving wife and happy children - that's life's greatest consolation prize.

You should get married more often," Loki teased. "It makes you feisty.

You should indeed have longer tarried By the roadside before you married.

You shouldn't be in a relationship with somebody who doesn't make you completely happy and make you feel whole. And if you're in that relationship and you're dating, then my advice is, don't get married.

You've got to want to be married to the person you're married to.

You want a happy romantic relationship? Don’t ruin it by getting married.

25. Whenever two human beings spend time together, sooner or later they will probably irritate one another. This is true of best friends, married couples, parents and children, or teachers and students. The question is: How do they respond when friction occurs? There are four basic ways they can react: • They can internalize the anger and send it downward into a memory bank that never forgets. This creates great pressure within and can even result in disease and other problems. • They can pout and be rude without discussing the issues. This further irritates the other person and leaves him or her to draw his or her own conclusions about what the problem may be. • They can blow up and try to hurt the other person. This causes the death of friendships, marriages, homes, and businesses. • Or they can talk to one another about their feelings, being very careful not to attack the dignity and worth of the other person. This approach often leads to permanent and healthy relationships.

37. It is better to be single and unhappy than unhappily married.

Zsa Zsa Gabor got married as a one-off, and it was so successful she turned it into a series.

All my friends are getting married and having babies. I'm just getting more awesome

All the same, it strikes me as unfair that I still have to defend myself against her moral judgements. My continuing need for her approbation is pathetic. Twice now I have stopped myself on the street to remonstrate with her, a crazy old coot talking to himself.