Best 815 quotes in «married quotes» category

My own sex life is very monogamous and happy . . . just a happy married sex life!

My parents have seen their ups-and-downs but are still married after 40 years, so that's something.

My parents were sixty years married.

My plan was to never get married. I was going to be an art monster instead.

My plan was to never get married. I was going to be an art monster instead. Women almost never become art monsters because art monsters only concern themselves with art, never mundane things. Nabokov didn't even fold his own umbrella. Vera licked his stamps for him.

Myself, Marion Jones and Michael Johnson all got married on the same day because it was the only point on the athletics' schedule we could fit in. October 3, 1998.

My sister married a German. He complained he couldn't get a good bagel back home. I said: 'Well, whose fault is that?'

My two elder sisters married Englishmen and went abroad.

My wedding won't be a hush-hush affair. When I get married, everyone will get to know about it... there'll be nothing speculative about my wedding.

My wife's married. I'm not.

[My wife Margot] was the - I guess, the coordinator or the production manager [of The Jazz Review], and we got to know each other and we married.

My wife converted me to religion. I never believed in hell until I married her.

Negativity sells. I have been labelled a rebel. If I had been one, would I have got married at 23? Would I have been a straight A student?

Never advise anyone to go to war or to get married.

No black person married to a white person can speak for me!

Nobody gets married to a clever song, let alone falls in love to one.

No couples in Virginia can adopt other than a married couple - that's the right policy.

Nobody really knows anybody completely, even if they've been married to 'em for 53 years, you know?

No married man's ever made up his mind until he's heard what his wife has got to say about it.

Now it wasn’t just that Xena was bisexual and kinda liked her gal pal and they kind of fooled around sometimes, it was ‘Nope, they’re married, man.'

No one aspires as a child to grow up and enter into a domestic partnership. But they do aspire as children to grow up and be married.

Nothing so casts down the manly mind from it's height as the fondling of women and those bodily contacts which belong to the married state.

Not to speak for Jason [Benjamin], but he's a straight married dude with two kids.

Once you've married, be strict but just with your wife, don't allow her to forget herself, and when a misunderstanding arises, say: "Don't forget that I made you happy.

No, you're not allowed to be bossy when you're married. You have to learn compromise, and compassion and patience.

Obviously, the ultimate dream is to be married for life.

OMG, I am a married woman!

Once you have kids and you're married, it's all about them. My life changed. You can see in my records.

Once you are married, there is nothing left for you, not even suicide.

Obviously, technology is moving and reshaping itself, radically, every day. We're all capable of answering that question within ourselves. Would you do it for the person that you love? Would you be married to a hard drive, essentially?

Of course I didn't take my wife to see Rochdale as an anniversary present. It was her birthday and would I have got married during the football season? Anyway, it was Rochdale reserves.

On a baby of his own: You gotta be married first. That's my rule: marriage then baby!

one of Mr. [Thomas] Hardy's ancestors must have married a weeping willow. There are pages and pages in his collected poems which are simply plain narratives in ballad form of how an unenjoyable time was had by all.

One of the problems with evangelicalism is that it has allowed itself to be married to the Republican party... Jesus is not a Republican. Nor is he a Democrat.

One should never know too precisely whom one has married

One was never married, and that's his hell; another is, and that's his plague.

Only married people understand you can be miserable and happy at the same time.

o one is right when it comes to destination weddings. It’s a big ask, requesting people take time off work and fly off to take a cruise just to see you get married, and they’re perfectly justified in saying no if they don’t have the time, the money, or simply the inclination.

Only when Genius is married to Science can the highest results be produced.

On the whole, you can have a private life and be famous. But when milestones happen in your life like having children or getting married, privacy goes out of the window.

[On Washington, D.C.:] a town of successful men and the women they married before they were successful.

On the whole, show business is a hard business in which to be married

Osama bin Laden has ten look-alikes to fool us Americans. Ten look-alikes, and he's married to five of them.

People forget that I was married. I love that, Will he get married? I don't talk about it because I don't think about it. I don't ever question other peoples' versions of how they live their lives or what they do.

Our ex-wifes always harbour secrets about us that make them irresistable. Until, of course, we remember who we are and what we did and why we are not married anymore.

People always seem to be interested in my private life because I'm married to a pop star.

Our teen-agers withdrew to their bedrooms on their thirteenth birthday and didn't show themselves to us again until it was time to get married.

People shouldn't be allowed to get married until it's too late to have kids.

People shouldn't stay married because of the kids. That's torture for everyone.

Playing for Billy Martin is like being married to him. Right now, we're all sleeping on the couch.