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    You're one to talk about talking crap, Forester." Dunstan's voice interrupts the memory, and I can't help but feel a little grateful. "Accusing my dad of poisoning the swamp? What a bunch of bull." "It's not bull,"I snarl. "Your dad's dumping trash into the swamp and you know it!" Dunstan finally loses it and stands up. The boat tilts dangerously. Melanie and the twins shriek, grasping the sides like they're glued to them. "You two sit down this minute!" Babette bellows. She's holding onto the motor for dear life. Neither of us listens. "You wanna run that by me again?" Dunstan growls. His fingers curl into fists. "Your. Dad. Is. Poisoning. The. Swamp." I let each word out slowly like Dunstan's a dumb little kid who needs help understanding.

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    A lot of modeling is how much crap you can take.

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    All great adventures have moments that are really crap.

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    All the crap that we've encumbered our lives with, it's really meaningless.

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    Do I have to know rules and all that crap? Then forget it.

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    Better than that orange crap you wear!

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    Billy Crystal... I crap bigger than him.

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    Climate change is crap.

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    90 percent of Indian cinema is crap

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    Can you believe this crap ?

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    Don't be evil is a load of crap.

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    Even if I built a 50,000-seater stadium and bought Ronaldinho, there'd still be complaints about crap hotdogs.

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    Everyone has an opinion of who you are and what your relationship is about, things that you've done or didn't do in your relationship - and it's just all crap, really. Things that are written about it are all crap.

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    Get stewed:Books are a load of crap.

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    Having your adolescence at an all-male boarding school is just crap.

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    If a guy hasn't got any gamble in him- he isn't worth a crap.

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    Get all the crap out of your diet, just do it right for a week. Then just see what can happen.

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    Every opponent is a new opponent. Trust me, they don't give a crap how many matches I have won.

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    I don't do divas. I don't do entourages. I don't do the Hollywood crap.

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    If all you do is talk crap, I'll just flush the toilet.

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    If you just sit there, and you're a writer, you're bound to write crap. A lot of American writing is crap. And a lot of American writers are professionals.

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    I hate it. I hate taxidermy shops and all that crap.

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    I have never been against new art as such; some of it is good, much is crap, most is somewhere in between.

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    I hear about actors being exterior actors and actors being instinctual actors and I always think it's crap. Anybody who knows anything about it knows that good actors do both - they do inside-outward and they do outside-inward. You can't not do both.

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    I JUST GOT THE CRAP BEAT OUTTA ME!!!

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    I'm a crap guitarist and I find it really hard writing on my own.

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    I hope somebody does this to all my crap demos when I'm dead, making them into hit songs.

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    If you know your Bible and your Shakespeare and can shoot craps, you have a liberal education.

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    I'm not focused on the outrageousness. I'm just focused on being funny, and raising my kids. I don't even read the newspaper, I don't read that crap.

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    I'm not going to take this defeatist attitude and listen to all this crap any more from all these people who have nothing except doomsday to predict.

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    In order to be a great writer a person must have a built-in, shockproof crap detector.

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    I'm crap and a fatty.

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    I'm crap at pretending to be something I'm not when I'm in my real life.

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    I'm crap at lying. I go bright red.

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    I've nothing against anyone following their dreams - but not if they're crap.

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    It scares the living crap out of me how good wine is at ten dollars.

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    I wrote two million words of crap. Maybe I'm just a slow learner .

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    I thought Erica Jongs Fear of Flying was one of the biggest pieces of crap that Ive ever read in my life.

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    Maybe depression is the most reasonable response to all the crap around us. Maybe it's the happy people who need medication.

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    Motivation is a lotta crap.

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    Man is a parrot in the House of History; he listens and then he repeats the same crap over and over!

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    Nobody gives a crap if we're great musicians.

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    Lyrically we tried to just not be the same as a lot of the other crap that is out there right now.

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    Romantic love can be a lot of crap, though, let me tell you. And it can hurt you.

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    One of the good things about the Paleo diet is that it automatically cleans a lot of crap out of your diet.

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    My filing system's really crap because I can never decide whether to sort things by studio, or year, or where I lived.

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    People who use Class will never understand all the crap they are doing.

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    The climate change argument is absolute crap

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    The crowd doesn't give a crap as long as you bring the money in.

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    Sure, 90% of science fiction is crud. That's because 90% of everything is crud.