Best 86 quotes in «crap quotes» category

I'm a crap guitarist and I find it really hard writing on my own.

I'm crap and a fatty.

I'm crap at pretending to be something I'm not when I'm in my real life.

I'm crap at lying. I go bright red.

I'm not focused on the outrageousness. I'm just focused on being funny, and raising my kids. I don't even read the newspaper, I don't read that crap.

I wrote two million words of crap. Maybe I'm just a slow learner .

In order to be a great writer a person must have a built-in, shockproof crap detector.

I thought Erica Jongs Fear of Flying was one of the biggest pieces of crap that Ive ever read in my life.

I'm not going to take this defeatist attitude and listen to all this crap any more from all these people who have nothing except doomsday to predict.

It scares the living crap out of me how good wine is at ten dollars.

I've nothing against anyone following their dreams - but not if they're crap.

Man is a parrot in the House of History; he listens and then he repeats the same crap over and over!

Lyrically we tried to just not be the same as a lot of the other crap that is out there right now.

People who use Class will never understand all the crap they are doing.

Motivation is a lotta crap.

Nobody gives a crap if we're great musicians.

Maybe depression is the most reasonable response to all the crap around us. Maybe it's the happy people who need medication.

My filing system's really crap because I can never decide whether to sort things by studio, or year, or where I lived.

One of the good things about the Paleo diet is that it automatically cleans a lot of crap out of your diet.

Romantic love can be a lot of crap, though, let me tell you. And it can hurt you.

The climate change argument is absolute crap

Sure, 90% of science fiction is crud. That's because 90% of everything is crud.

The challenge is that we live in a time where there's a lot of crap on television.

The Universe is cool enough without making up crap about it.

The crowd doesn't give a crap as long as you bring the money in.

There's few things that get you over your own crap more than working hard.

The news is the one thing the networks can point to with pride. Everything else they do is crap, and they know it.

Time doesn't really heal, it just makes you not to give a crap

This being-nice crap was for thebirds.

What if everything in a museum is crap? It's entirely possible; it's not the end of the world.

Try asking sometime. Not all women will stand for that 50 Shades crap, you know.

What's most interesting about some books is the question: How did this crap ever get published?

You gotta eat lightning and crap thunder!

When you're hungry for success, don't let anyone feed you crap about slowing down.

Who among us has not gazed thoughtfully and patiently at a painting of Jackson Pollock and thought "What a piece of crap?

With supernatural things, I have heard ghosts, but I've never seen ghosts. I do seek ghosts and I would love to see one, but I would crap my pants.

You can't fill your emails with crap, at least not with my friends, because they're brutal. If something sucks, they'll tell you.

You can't soar like an eagle and crap like a canary.

You have to go through a lot of crap to get to a good idea.

Yes, the fans are going to get their money's worth. It's like...and everything on there is funny. It's not like random crap they put in a movie. I think it's all very funny, so.

Don’t crap where you eat

You're so full of crap, you could pass for a toilet.

You know, women are burdened with all this other crap all the time, like looking good. You need to be really superhuman to be successful as a woman.

You need to read more science fiction. Nobody who reads science fiction comes out with this crap about the end of history

You smell like crap so I know you don't like soap.

Crap. It's all crap. Living is crap. Life has no meaning. None. Nowhere to be found. Crap. Why doesn't anybody realize this?

Dear, the man can't be eviscerated because he has no viscera. He's a walking colon. If you cut him open, you only end up covered in crap.

Dude, you're scaring the crap out of me,' said Nick. 'I'm serious, I literally have no crap right now.

Duke was already sitting in the passenger seat, waiting for her. She got in and started the car. Duke busted into a Slim Jim of his own. “You hairy toad fucker. That stuff’s nasty. Your toilet must be like a nuclear reactor.” Dove turned on her windshield wipers as a light mist seemed to fracture the glass. “I’m sorry, Whore Basket. I couldn’t hear you over the noise of you crapping your pants!” Duke took another huge bite and chewed the waxy meat like gum. “This stuff is off the charts. I could eat vats of it.

I got out of the bathtub and put on a black low-cut dress with lace all over it sandly. I put on black high heels with pink metal stuff on the ends and six pairs of skull earrings. I couldn't fucking believe it. Then I looked out the window and screamed . . . Snap was spying on me and he was taking a video tape of me! And Loopin was masticating to it! They were sitting on their broomsticks.