Best 273 quotes in «comic quotes» category

If I wasn't a comic or TV star, I really wanted to be a photojournalist.

If you can announce the Higgs Boson in Comic Sans, clearly anybody can do anything.

If you're 25 years old dressed up like Superman at a comic book convention, that's great. If you're 78 and you're doing it, something's wrong.

If you'd rather go to the football game than read a comic, that's fine. I'd rather do both.

I love bad comedy more than I love good comedy, so I love open mics. Or I used to. But the thing that delights me more than anything else in an open-mic performer is when the comic has one joke that requires some kind of prop. But only one. The prop is always produced very awkwardly, and it never, ever pays off. The resulting embarrassment is savory and delicious.

I have worked with a great many comedians as opposed to comics, although I have worked with comics as well, I make the distinction.

I like a person who knows how to say something dark at a very dark moment. The darker the moment and the darker the comic, the better. Something that is so wrong on all levels.

I like the early comic book characters more than the new ones.

I looked at Tank Girl, which is the coolest comic, ever. The movie didn't make the comic book any less cool. The comic is still the comic.

I love comic books, comic book characters and superheroes.

I love comic books. I was weaned on them, so it's not like it's a stretch for me, but I have other interests, as well.

I love comic books. Since I was a kid, I've collected them.

I had tried to come up with a superhero comic, but it didn't work 'cause I wasn't a superhero artist, and I left it unfinished.

I have to read comic books all first, because now when you get into graphic novels, they are definitely in deep graphic.

I hope I won't become hated by geeks everywhere, but I don't really know comic books all that well.

I love comic book movies, and Marvel Comics obviously are the best.

I love comic books and I love anime.

I love comic books. I just do.

I'm a comic, so I like to stay nocturnal. I work 10 p.m. to 1 a.m.

I'm a joke comic. I tell jokes.

I'm actually a little comic nerd myself.

I'm a comic, and I'm supposed to outrage and make people laugh, Part of makin' people laugh is to shake up their thinkin'. That's what I came here to do.

I'm a comic book fan.

I'm a professional comic. Whether you think I'm funny or not, that's, again, subjective.

I'm a stand-up comic. Anything else I do besides that is a plus, but stand-up comedy is what I do, it's what I've been doing and it's what I'm going to keep doing.

I mean, I love Comic-Con.

I’m not really all that familiar with comic book culture.

I'm not a comic. I'm a humorist.

I'm more influenced by characters than standups. I love strong, comic women, because it's so hard and I have so much respect for anyone who can do it.

I'm not a comic book guy at all.

I'm not a joke guy; I'm not a stand-up comic.

I'm one of those people that will walk into a bar, and if I wasn't a comic - because some people know who I am - I would just blend in.

In his prime, the young comic walked onto a stage with the confidence of a man who owned it, and by the time he walked off, he did.

I'm sort of the comic relief after a hard day at work. My message is that it's OK to relax

In his comic scenes, Shakespeare seems to produce, without labor, what no labor can improve.

In comics, collaboration saves your life. How well you can work with an artist, a colorist, a letterer, is how good your comic is.

I read comic books and stuff but I didn't know a lot about it.

In my personal life, I'm a comic novel. But then, so are we all, because we're human beings.

I read graphic novels, here and there, but I'm not a comic book guy, as much.

I provide a little comic relief.

I read the 'Deadpool' series back in the '90s. I'm not, like, a huge comic book reader, per say, though. I'll check out 'Archie' when I'm in the grocery line, but that's about it.

I really can't pinpoint the one moment when I said I want to be a comic.

I remember my comic strips being called "new wave." It bugged me.

I really wanted to do things that weren't comic. It felt like finding people who can see this other side to me.

I recently realized that I'm gender-fluid - I didn't even know that was a term until recently - but I have a strong effeminate side and identify with women in that way. Because women would make jokes and they were all really funny, but the straight male comics always said "faggot," or they had some really awful gay joke. And so it's like, I'm just going to watch the ladies because they don't - I'm sure there are, but I couldn't even tell you one woman comic that I've ever heard say the word "faggot.

I see a Latino comic as someone who can only perform for Latino audiences. I cross the board.

I travel alone so much, and the first thought is to grab the damn phone. In airports, just look around. Nobody looks at anybody, or even out the window. It's obvious we can't live without it anymore, and as a comic on the road the phone is an essential tool. It's probably doing more good than bad for me, but it does make me sad that those of us who grew up without mobile phones, we know what we're missing.

I think there's a core of real anger or misery inside every true stand-up comic.

I think Hollywood has seen what fandom can do for a project. You can definitely see that when you go to Comic-con.

I thought I had a great opportunity when I started doing my comic book in 1972. I thought there was so much territory to work in.