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When I did Comic Relief, I did it to be on the show; it's a badge of honor as a comedian to do that show.

We are, in the comics, the last frontier of good, wholesome family humor and entertainment.

Well, I'm always working on my comic strip and trying to, you know, keep cranking that out.

We never respect those who amuse us, however we may smile at their comic powers

What before seemed a...frustrating wall, the comic deftly and fearlessly steps through, proving the absurdity of it all.

When a comic becomes enamored with his own views and foists them off on the public in a polemic way, he loses not only his sense of humor but his value as a humorist.

What great comedians, great comic writers, great comic actors do is that they just read the headlines with the right eyebrow position and it's funny.

Ya know, if you treat every comic the way you treated me tonight, you would never see a bad show.

When you're onstage with Chris Rock, anything can happen. He is one of the greatest comic geniuses we've ever seen.

When I was very young, I didn't really write my own material. I just memorized other peoples' jokes. Established comics, like Stanley Myron Handelman and people like that. And then, for every comic, you develop your own style after a while.

Whether I'm doing music or I'm walking down the street or I'm in a record store buying a record or I walk into a comic store and I'm buying comics or having a drink with my friends, it's the same me.

Wildly original, brilliantly comic, brutally gruesome, it is a dazzling performance that will probably outrage nearly as many readers as it delights.

Yes! I'm the slowest comic-book writer on Earth.

You can't be a proper comic unless you've been out on stage and felt the fear.

You can (be a middle-aged comic) if you work very hard at it, because comedy is really hard.

You either ignore the comic book and make a great movie or you stay very close to the comic book.

You know you are really famous the day you discover you have become a comic character!

And in a way, you could say that my father's end was my beginning...Or more precisely, that the end of his lie coincided with the beginning of my truth

A dessert to a deserter in the desert burst, "You trust your thirst. And you are too hot! You scream for ice cream. And believe it or not, I may not be your first. But I might be your lust! Give it a shot...

Zach Galifianakis is a comic force of nature! He is terrific. He digs down here and delivers a beautifully nuanced performance that gets under your skin. Just like the movie.

Agatha Clay: "I've never had coffee. Lilith said a young lady shouldn't drink stimulants." Zeetha: "Drink your coffee like a warrior." Agatha Clay: "...Yes, Zeetha.

Ah, I do so love this charmingly rustic, elvin kingdom!-Baozhai

All you need remember is one simple rule. Never mix business...with pleasure.

Damn it! I knew she was a monster! John! Amy! Listen! Guard your buttholes.

Azarath, Metrion, Zinthos!

Detective Comic #27: The very first glimpse we get of the guy and already he looks pissed.

DeadPool reminds me for some other films which are sci-fi, like Selflessness and Mr.Nobody....But the speech is awful it must be fixed!

Death is complicated." -Johann Kraus

Does Batman ever NOT have a plan...?

Hell, if someome wrote a book about you, well, it'd sell a million copies the day it was released. And if someone else was clever enough to write a parody - you know, to privide som comic relief during these extremely difficult economic times - that would probably be an even bigger seller, or at least it shoud be. So, just come clean with me, Ed. Your secret's safe with me, and whoever reads my internet blog. You...are...a...vampire!

His life was now the life of a collector, and that gave it meaning. Evening after evening he would count and arrange his cuttings under the indulgent eyes of Mrs. Povondra who knew that every man is partly mad and partly a little child; it was better for him to play with his cuttings than to go out drinking and playing cards. She even made some space in the scullery for all the boxes he had made himself for his collection; could anything more be asked of a wife?

I always had trouble with the Bruce Wayne in the comic book," Burton said. "I mean, if this guy is so handsome, so rich, and so strong, why the fuck is he putting on a Batsuit?

I'm sure this is a diversionary ploy. But that doesn't mean it isn't real." -Abe Sapien

If heaven was created only for the most stupid clown, then Mr Bean could have been the only righteous man on earth.

If you were casting the part of the evil scientist who would prove the Caped Crusader's deadliest nemesis, you'd likely glance at the headshot of German-born psychiatrist Dr. Fredric Wertham, with his owl-like glasses and severe Prussian features, and think, "Nah, too on-the-nose.

In the midst of the vagaries of life, they provide us a trip to the land of goodness and fairies, of imaginations and possibilities. A childhood that wasn't spent watching cartoons or reading comic strips, no wonder, seems too dull to imagine.

I need COFFEE to help me change the things I can... and WINE to help me accept the things I can't!

Interestingly enough, whenever I cite examples from superhero comic books in a lecture, my students never wonder when they will use this information in their "real life". Apparently they all have plans, post-graduation, that involve protecting the City from all threat while wearing spandex. As a law-abiding citizen, this notion fills me with a great sense of security, knowing as I do how many of my scientist colleagues could charitably be termed "mad".

In the end we will remember not the words of our enemies...but the silence of our friends. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

Semua makhluk hidup setiap harinya hidup seperti memutar roda keberuntungan.

My heart started racing, not the bad kind of heart racing, like I'm going to die. But the good kind of heart racing, like, Hello, can I help you with something? If not, please step aside because I'm about to kick the shit out of life.

People should learn the names of things. They're more important when you know what they're called -- harder to forget. - Constantine

People who are not blessed with the ability to make others laugh compensate for that by saying (or trying to say) things that are profound.

Nadie vive feliz para siempre, Tom. Si eso pasara, la historia tendría que parar. Porque la historia está sustentada en los esfuerzos y agonías sin fin del héroe. Las vueltas y los giros de una historia parecen un laberinto. Pero en realidad son su opuesto. No hay vueltas erróneas. Sólo un camino a seguir, y un punto final. Cada vez que cerramos un libro, les damos un respiro. Un momento de paz. Un momento, no más que eso. Pero créeme, jovencito...ese momento es lo más cerca que estarás, en toda tu vida, de un final feliz.

Sometimes, if you close your eyes and keep still, you can be invisible. Ostriches know this." - Constantine

That's the exciting part about capitalism. It's like surfing, you have to catch the wave. - Martin Peter (aka Vermin Gobsmack)

Speaking of boxes... Do you know that thought experiment with the cat in the box with the poison? Theory requires the cat to be both alive and dead until observed. Well, I actually performed the experiment. Dozens of times. The bad news is reality doesn't exist. The good news is we have a new cat graveyard.

The enrichment center would like to announce a new employee initiative of forced voluntary participation. If any Aperture Science employee would like to opt out of this new voluntary testing program, please remember; science rhymes with compliance. Do you know what doesn't rhyme with compliance? Neurotoxin. Due to high mortality rates, you may be reluctant to participate in the new initiative. The enrichtment center assures you this is a strictly selfish impulse on your part, and why can't you love science like [insert co-worker's name here]?

The right idea at the right time is like a dandelion...You may hack it down, but you only spread the seeds abroad.