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I draw a weekly comic strip called Life in Hell, which is syndicated in about 250 newspapers. That's what I did before The Simpsons, and what I plan to do for the rest of my life.

If a comic comes out on the scene and it's really knock-out brilliant, the community is pretty good about getting the word about good newcomers.

If Bob Dylan really is an historian in and of himself in his work, in his performances, he is also an historian with a unique sense of humor. There's always been a bit of a stand-up comic in him.

If I wasn't a comic or TV star, I really wanted to be a photojournalist.

If I could, I would live in Houston, and I would encourage any comic starting out looking for a good place to develop to move there.

If I have to write by a certain time, I can pull through, but usually I just let stuff happen, hanging out with comic friends - or bringing a basic idea on stage and seeing if it goes anywhere.

I find it hard to get enthusiastic about hotels because, as a touring comic, I spend a lot of time in them.

If you'd rather go to the football game than read a comic, that's fine. I'd rather do both.

If you can announce the Higgs Boson in Comic Sans, clearly anybody can do anything.

I looked at Tank Girl, which is the coolest comic, ever. The movie didn't make the comic book any less cool. The comic is still the comic.

If you're 25 years old dressed up like Superman at a comic book convention, that's great. If you're 78 and you're doing it, something's wrong.

I have to read comic books all first, because now when you get into graphic novels, they are definitely in deep graphic.

I have worked with a great many comedians as opposed to comics, although I have worked with comics as well, I make the distinction.

I hope I won't become hated by geeks everywhere, but I don't really know comic books all that well.

I love bad comedy more than I love good comedy, so I love open mics. Or I used to. But the thing that delights me more than anything else in an open-mic performer is when the comic has one joke that requires some kind of prop. But only one. The prop is always produced very awkwardly, and it never, ever pays off. The resulting embarrassment is savory and delicious.

I love comic book movies, and Marvel Comics obviously are the best.

I love comic books and I love anime.

I love comic books. I just do.

I had tried to come up with a superhero comic, but it didn't work 'cause I wasn't a superhero artist, and I left it unfinished.

I like a person who knows how to say something dark at a very dark moment. The darker the moment and the darker the comic, the better. Something that is so wrong on all levels.

I like the early comic book characters more than the new ones.

I love comic books, comic book characters and superheroes.

I love comic books. I was weaned on them, so it's not like it's a stretch for me, but I have other interests, as well.

I love comic books. Since I was a kid, I've collected them.

I'm a comic, so I like to stay nocturnal. I work 10 p.m. to 1 a.m.

I'm a comic, and I'm supposed to outrage and make people laugh, Part of makin' people laugh is to shake up their thinkin'. That's what I came here to do.

I'm a comic book fan.

I'm a joke comic. I tell jokes.

I'm actually a little comic nerd myself.

I'm a professional comic. Whether you think I'm funny or not, that's, again, subjective.

I'm a stand-up comic. Anything else I do besides that is a plus, but stand-up comedy is what I do, it's what I've been doing and it's what I'm going to keep doing.

I mean, I love Comic-Con.

I'm not a comic. I'm a humorist.

I'm more influenced by characters than standups. I love strong, comic women, because it's so hard and I have so much respect for anyone who can do it.

I'm not a comic book guy at all.

I'm not a joke guy; I'm not a stand-up comic.

I'm one of those people that will walk into a bar, and if I wasn't a comic - because some people know who I am - I would just blend in.

I’m not really all that familiar with comic book culture.

In his comic scenes, Shakespeare seems to produce, without labor, what no labor can improve.

I'm sort of the comic relief after a hard day at work. My message is that it's OK to relax

In his prime, the young comic walked onto a stage with the confidence of a man who owned it, and by the time he walked off, he did.

In comics, collaboration saves your life. How well you can work with an artist, a colorist, a letterer, is how good your comic is.

In my personal life, I'm a comic novel. But then, so are we all, because we're human beings.

I provide a little comic relief.

I read comic books and stuff but I didn't know a lot about it.

I read graphic novels, here and there, but I'm not a comic book guy, as much.

I read the 'Deadpool' series back in the '90s. I'm not, like, a huge comic book reader, per say, though. I'll check out 'Archie' when I'm in the grocery line, but that's about it.

I really can't pinpoint the one moment when I said I want to be a comic.

I travel alone so much, and the first thought is to grab the damn phone. In airports, just look around. Nobody looks at anybody, or even out the window. It's obvious we can't live without it anymore, and as a comic on the road the phone is an essential tool. It's probably doing more good than bad for me, but it does make me sad that those of us who grew up without mobile phones, we know what we're missing.

I remember my comic strips being called "new wave." It bugged me.