Best 273 quotes in «comic quotes» category

Hitler was a beginner compared to the comic-book industry.

I despise the comic industry, but I will always love the comic medium.

I always loved comic books and I'm still a great fan of the graphic novel.

I am a total geek. I'm not even a closet comic book geek. I am the comic book geek.

I am what a romantic movie is to a profound thinker - a mere diversion, a comic interlude, something that is soon forgotten.

I did end up becoming a drawer, a sketcher and a painter because of comic books, but I didn't read them. Not at all.

I always bring my kids vacation souvenirs printed in Comic Sans, so they know I love them but not unconditionally.

I am a comic writer, which means I get to slay the dragons, and shoot the bull.

I can do web, comic books, macrame, art.

I couldn't read. I just scraped by. My solution back then was to read classic comic books because I could figure them out from the context of the pictures. Now I listen to books on tape.

I didn't really grow up a comic book fanatic.

I didn't see a lot of comic books growing up.

I'd love to see a good script of one of my books, in these years of animations and comic book sequels, and had so many written over the years, but none quite clicked.

I'd like to make people who see me in comic pantomime on the screen feel the way Mark Twain makes his readers feel.

I do like comic book movies, but only the ones that I read as a kid.

If I wasn't a comic or TV star, I really wanted to be a photojournalist.

I don't consider myself a comic but a performer. A comic tells bad jokes.

I draw a weekly comic strip called Life in Hell, which is syndicated in about 250 newspapers. That's what I did before The Simpsons, and what I plan to do for the rest of my life.

If a comic comes out on the scene and it's really knock-out brilliant, the community is pretty good about getting the word about good newcomers.

If Bob Dylan really is an historian in and of himself in his work, in his performances, he is also an historian with a unique sense of humor. There's always been a bit of a stand-up comic in him.

If I could, I would live in Houston, and I would encourage any comic starting out looking for a good place to develop to move there.

I find it hard to get enthusiastic about hotels because, as a touring comic, I spend a lot of time in them.

If I have to write by a certain time, I can pull through, but usually I just let stuff happen, hanging out with comic friends - or bringing a basic idea on stage and seeing if it goes anywhere.

I have to read comic books all first, because now when you get into graphic novels, they are definitely in deep graphic.

If you can announce the Higgs Boson in Comic Sans, clearly anybody can do anything.

If you're 25 years old dressed up like Superman at a comic book convention, that's great. If you're 78 and you're doing it, something's wrong.

I have worked with a great many comedians as opposed to comics, although I have worked with comics as well, I make the distinction.

If you'd rather go to the football game than read a comic, that's fine. I'd rather do both.

I had tried to come up with a superhero comic, but it didn't work 'cause I wasn't a superhero artist, and I left it unfinished.

I hope I won't become hated by geeks everywhere, but I don't really know comic books all that well.

I love comic books, comic book characters and superheroes.

I like a person who knows how to say something dark at a very dark moment. The darker the moment and the darker the comic, the better. Something that is so wrong on all levels.

I love bad comedy more than I love good comedy, so I love open mics. Or I used to. But the thing that delights me more than anything else in an open-mic performer is when the comic has one joke that requires some kind of prop. But only one. The prop is always produced very awkwardly, and it never, ever pays off. The resulting embarrassment is savory and delicious.

I like the early comic book characters more than the new ones.

I looked at Tank Girl, which is the coolest comic, ever. The movie didn't make the comic book any less cool. The comic is still the comic.

I love comic book movies, and Marvel Comics obviously are the best.

I love comic books and I love anime.

I love comic books. I just do.

I love comic books. I was weaned on them, so it's not like it's a stretch for me, but I have other interests, as well.

I love comic books. Since I was a kid, I've collected them.

I'm a comic, and I'm supposed to outrage and make people laugh, Part of makin' people laugh is to shake up their thinkin'. That's what I came here to do.

I'm a comic, so I like to stay nocturnal. I work 10 p.m. to 1 a.m.

I'm a comic book fan.

I'm actually a little comic nerd myself.

I'm not a comic book guy at all.

I'm a stand-up comic. Anything else I do besides that is a plus, but stand-up comedy is what I do, it's what I've been doing and it's what I'm going to keep doing.

I mean, I love Comic-Con.

I'm more influenced by characters than standups. I love strong, comic women, because it's so hard and I have so much respect for anyone who can do it.

I'm a joke comic. I tell jokes.

I'm a professional comic. Whether you think I'm funny or not, that's, again, subjective.