Best 273 quotes in «comic quotes» category

I draw a weekly comic strip called Life in Hell, which is syndicated in about 250 newspapers. That's what I did before The Simpsons, and what I plan to do for the rest of my life.

If Bob Dylan really is an historian in and of himself in his work, in his performances, he is also an historian with a unique sense of humor. There's always been a bit of a stand-up comic in him.

If a comic comes out on the scene and it's really knock-out brilliant, the community is pretty good about getting the word about good newcomers.

If you're 25 years old dressed up like Superman at a comic book convention, that's great. If you're 78 and you're doing it, something's wrong.

If I could, I would live in Houston, and I would encourage any comic starting out looking for a good place to develop to move there.

If I have to write by a certain time, I can pull through, but usually I just let stuff happen, hanging out with comic friends - or bringing a basic idea on stage and seeing if it goes anywhere.

I find it hard to get enthusiastic about hotels because, as a touring comic, I spend a lot of time in them.

If I wasn't a comic or TV star, I really wanted to be a photojournalist.

If you can announce the Higgs Boson in Comic Sans, clearly anybody can do anything.

If you'd rather go to the football game than read a comic, that's fine. I'd rather do both.

I like a person who knows how to say something dark at a very dark moment. The darker the moment and the darker the comic, the better. Something that is so wrong on all levels.

I had tried to come up with a superhero comic, but it didn't work 'cause I wasn't a superhero artist, and I left it unfinished.

I have to read comic books all first, because now when you get into graphic novels, they are definitely in deep graphic.

I have worked with a great many comedians as opposed to comics, although I have worked with comics as well, I make the distinction.

I hope I won't become hated by geeks everywhere, but I don't really know comic books all that well.

I like the early comic book characters more than the new ones.

I looked at Tank Girl, which is the coolest comic, ever. The movie didn't make the comic book any less cool. The comic is still the comic.

I love comic books, comic book characters and superheroes.

I love comic books. I was weaned on them, so it's not like it's a stretch for me, but I have other interests, as well.

I love comic books. Since I was a kid, I've collected them.

I love comic book movies, and Marvel Comics obviously are the best.

I love comic books and I love anime.

I love comic books. I just do.

I'm a comic, so I like to stay nocturnal. I work 10 p.m. to 1 a.m.

I'm a comic, and I'm supposed to outrage and make people laugh, Part of makin' people laugh is to shake up their thinkin'. That's what I came here to do.

I'm a comic book fan.

I'm actually a little comic nerd myself.

I'm a joke comic. I tell jokes.

I'm a professional comic. Whether you think I'm funny or not, that's, again, subjective.

I'm a stand-up comic. Anything else I do besides that is a plus, but stand-up comedy is what I do, it's what I've been doing and it's what I'm going to keep doing.

I mean, I love Comic-Con.

I'm more influenced by characters than standups. I love strong, comic women, because it's so hard and I have so much respect for anyone who can do it.

I'm not a comic. I'm a humorist.

I'm not a comic book guy at all.

I'm not a joke guy; I'm not a stand-up comic.

I’m not really all that familiar with comic book culture.

I'm one of those people that will walk into a bar, and if I wasn't a comic - because some people know who I am - I would just blend in.

I'm sort of the comic relief after a hard day at work. My message is that it's OK to relax

In comics, collaboration saves your life. How well you can work with an artist, a colorist, a letterer, is how good your comic is.

In his comic scenes, Shakespeare seems to produce, without labor, what no labor can improve.

In his prime, the young comic walked onto a stage with the confidence of a man who owned it, and by the time he walked off, he did.

In my personal life, I'm a comic novel. But then, so are we all, because we're human beings.

I provide a little comic relief.

I read comic books and stuff but I didn't know a lot about it.

I read graphic novels, here and there, but I'm not a comic book guy, as much.

I read the 'Deadpool' series back in the '90s. I'm not, like, a huge comic book reader, per say, though. I'll check out 'Archie' when I'm in the grocery line, but that's about it.

I really can't pinpoint the one moment when I said I want to be a comic.

I really wanted to do things that weren't comic. It felt like finding people who can see this other side to me.

I recently realized that I'm gender-fluid - I didn't even know that was a term until recently - but I have a strong effeminate side and identify with women in that way. Because women would make jokes and they were all really funny, but the straight male comics always said "faggot," or they had some really awful gay joke. And so it's like, I'm just going to watch the ladies because they don't - I'm sure there are, but I couldn't even tell you one woman comic that I've ever heard say the word "faggot.

I remember my comic strips being called "new wave." It bugged me.