Best 22 quotes in «funny motivational quotes» category

All things come to those who wait.

To think is easy. To act is hard. But the hardest thing in the world is to act in accordance with your thinking.

When you don't know what you're doing, fake it.

You're at your best when you don't know what you're doing.

Don't put off until tomorrow what you can do today.

Don't take life too seriously.

Even I don't know what you're doing, and I know everything.

Even a stopped clock is right twice a day.

Five out of four people have trouble with fractions.

I'm a person who gets better with practice. Getting older is awesome - because you get more practice.

[Hope is] the dream of a waking man.

I don't know why femininity should be associated with weakness. Women should be free to express who they are without thinking, 'I need to act like a man, or I need to tone it down to be successful.' That's a very good way to keep women down.

Never follow anyone else's path, unless you're in the woods and you're lost.

Learn from the mistakes of others. You can't make them all yourself.

Never put off until tomorrow what you can put off forever.

Pressure is something you feel when you do not know what you are doing.

Sometimes, Chelsea, I wonder, how you get by from day to day. It's a good thing you're so voluptuous.

So, my unsolicited advice to women in the workplace is this. When faced with sexism, or ageism, or lookism, or even really aggressive Buddhism, ask yourself the following question: “Is this person in between me and what I want to do?” If the answer is no, ignore it and move on. Your energy is better used doing your work and outpacing people that way. Then, when you’re in charge, don’t hire the people who were jerky to you.

The elevator to success is out of order, but the stairs are always open.

It's a great lesson about not being too precious about your writing. You have to try your hardest to be at the top of your game and improve every joke you can until the last possible second, and then you have to let it go. You can't be that kid standing at the top of the waterslide, overthinking it...You have to let people see what you wrote.

It's hard to get lost if you don't know where you're going.

My nursery school did a production of 'The Three Little Pigs.' I played the third pig. When the wolf knocked on my door, I refused to get up and answer it because, to me, he was knocking the wrong way. I just lay there, snoring away on stage, fully immersed in my character. My dad turned to my mom and said: 'Dustin Hoffman.'