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    I use to love you honey, 'til you spent all my money.

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    It takes a bee 10,000,000 trips to collect enough nectar to make 1 pound of honey.

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    I've always had a bawdy sense of humor. My father was a traveling salesman and he would bring jokes home. He would say, "Honey, you can take this one to school, but you can't take that one to school.

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    I've come to the conclusion that, aside from Nazis, the Taliban, and possibly the honey badger, there is no one on the planet more merciless than a teenage girl once she's decided she dislikes you.

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    I will not believe that thou hast tasted of the honey of the gospel if thou canst eat it all thyself.

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    I would do Winnie the Pooh. We would live in the tree house. We would hunt for honey.

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    Just as the queen bee, the highest-ranking, peerless creature of her hive, is surrounded by lowly drones to please her, whereas the workers produce honey, the same way is the one who sits on the throne an equal only to himself, and no one's companion.

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    Kindness in ourselves is the honey that blunts the sting of unkindness in another.

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    Listen honey, would I lie to you to get in your pants?

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    It’s the order of things: each one gets a taste of honey then the knife.

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    Life is a flower of which love is honey.

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    Make that money run like honey on your tongue.

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    Love has both its gall and honey in abundance: it has sweetness to the taste, but it presents bitterness also to satiety.

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    Moderation, honey, in all things but love and chocolate. That's my motto.

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    Most plagiarists, like the drone, have neither taste to select, industry to acquire, nor skill to improve, but impudently pilfer the honey ready prepared, from the hive.

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    My favorite power food is Greek yogurt and honey.

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    Next time your lady leaves the room, take a dump on the floor! 'Cuz there is nothing more mysterious than a dump on the floor! And it always starts a conversation, am I right? Honey, what happened? You better hold me 'cause I'm afraid.

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    My mother only ever said two things. She said,'I don't know, dear.'And she said,'Can I get you a sandwich, honey?

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    Nothing but Money, Is sweeter than Honey.

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    Nothing is better for the human being than to add the right amount of honey to his food.

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    Oh, honey, I'm from Oklahoma! This is who I am - middle-class all the way!

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    One catches more flies with a spoonful of honey that with twenty casks of vinegar.

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    One may be clogged with honey and unable to rise and fly.

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    Life is like licking Honey from a Thorn

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    Ran out of bullets and still had static, grabbed a pregnant lady and out the automatic. Pointed at her head and said the gun was full of lead, he told the cops, back off or honey here's dead.

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    Poetry is the honey of all flowers, the quintessence of all sciences, the marrow of wit, and the very phrase of angels.

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    Pigs may like honey, but that doesn't stop it being sweet.

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    Roses grow on thorns and honey wears a sting.

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    Remember what your mama told you about honey and vinegar: Be nice, and you’ll catch more flies, if nothing else.

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    Some nights are like honey - and some like wine - and some like wormwood.

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    Sarah, honey, I hardly think kidnappers are going to take the time to buy a memento of their stay. I could be wrong, but it seems rather unlikely.

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    Shane, honey, in Morganville, friends are the only things that keep you alive.

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    She's very pretty but she's honey from the icebox, if you know what I mean. Cold sweets won't spread.

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    Some of these days, Oh, you'll miss me honey

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    Sophie, honey, stop looking at me like that,” Garrett said gruffly. “You’ll have me convinced I’m going to die.” “You’re not?

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    Sometimes at drive-thrus I go into Winnie the Pooh and ask for a jar of honey.

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    Stirless, I stand at the window, and in the black bowl of the sky glows like a golden drop of honey the mellow moon

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    Sorry, honey, but I haven't worn a nightgown in years.

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    Sweet Honey of Dagda, now I was babbling.

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    That's the only thing that matters, honey, for someone to see more in you than you thought there was to see.

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    The King is in his Tower, eating bread and honey. The Breakers in the basement, making all the money.

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    The bee that hath honey in her mouth hath a sting in her tail.

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    The moon, the moon, so silver and cold, Her fickle temper has oft been told, Now shade--now bright and sunny-- But of all the lunar things that change, The one that shows most fickle and strange, And takes the most eccentric range, Is the moon--so called--of honey!

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    The older woman waiting for admittance looked at me, then over her shoulder at Patch, who was vanishing down the hall. “Honey,” she told me, “he looks slippery as soap.

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    The bee, though it finds every rose has a thorn, comes back loaded with honey from his rambles; and why should not other tourists do the same?

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    The fly that prefers sweetness to a long life may drown in honey.

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    The newest Ferrari of them all, the 458, the Italia. The GT3 was good, but nowhen near as good as this... almost nothing on Earth is as good as this... Set that something I've just told, involving Cameron Diaz... and some honey... then it comes that even that isn't as good as this.

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    The sweetest honey Is loathsome in his own deliciousness, And in the taste confounds the appetite: Therefore love moderately— long love doth so.

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    Then Park reached up and wrapped one of her red curls around his honey finger. "Back to missing you," he said, letting it go.

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    The sweetest honey Is loathsome in his own deliciousness.