Best 41 quotes in «never trust quotes» category

I've said it before and I'll say it again: Never trust anyone who tells you how people come to trust them.

I've never trusted toadstools, but I suppose some must have their good points.

It is well known that those who do not trust themselves never trust others.

Jimmy used to drink liquor. Now he's running for president and he drinks Scotch, and I've never trusted a Scotch-drinker.

Never trust a computer you can't throw out a window.

Never trust the storyteller. Only trust the story.

Never trust a demon. He has a hundred motives for anything he does... ninety-nine of them, at least, are malevolent.

Never trust a skinny ice cream man.

Kuan Yew, I can never trust you as a politician.

Never trust anyone who buttons their top button.

Never trust a theologian who doesn't have a sense of humor.

Never trust the calm sea when she shows her false alluring smile.

Never trust a man who has not a single redeeming vice.

Never trust anything you read in a travel article.

Never trust a shiny surface. They hide a multitude of flaws.

Never trust a survivor until you know how they survived.

Never trust a woman or an automatic weapon.

Never trust a man who can dance.

Never trust anyone whose TV is bigger than their book shelf

Never trust a preacher with more than two suits.

Never trust a man who carries a handkerchief, I always say. One of many prejudicial rules of thumb.

Never trust anyone who calls himself a libertarian socialist. They're bound to be deeply confused, at best.

Never trust a sentimentalist. They are all alike, pretenders to virtue, at heart selfish frauds and sensualists.

Never trust a woman who wears mauve, whatever her age may be, or a woman over thirty-five who is fond of pink ribbons.

Terence: As my old da used to tell me, 'never trust a rich man'. David: Good thing I'm only moderately rich. Terence: Which is why I only moderately distrust you.

Never trust a skinny cook.

Never trust a woman who doesn’t like to eat. She is probably lousy in bed.

Never trust a storyteller," he says. "We're all of us liars.

Three things never trust in- The maiden sworn as pure, The vows a king has given, And an ambush that is sure.

The sad truth is, they should never trust me.

Trust is like a vase.. once it's broken, though you can fix it, the vase will never be same again.

You should never trust anyone who listens to Mahler before they're forty.

You may trust the Lord too little, but you can never trust Him too much.

You should never trust a man who has only one way to spell a word.

You can never trust anyone once you've had to trap them in a cage.

Cardinal rule for all hitters with two strikes on them: Never trust the umpire.

A man who never trusts himself never trusts anyone.

I could never trust anyone who's well adjusted to a sick society.

I never trust songwriters who talk about what their song is about.

If you mean, "My gut feeling is telling me this; therefore I can act on it and I don't have to worry," we say you should never trust your gut.

I don’t read Scripture and cling to no life precepts, except perhaps to Walter Cronkite’s rules for old men, which he did not deliver over the air: Never trust a fart. Never pass up a drink. Never ignore an erection.