Best 106 quotes in «redneck quotes» category

To me, redneck is a sense of self and a way of life.

There's this false notion that this is a regional phenomenon, when in fact every state in the union has hardcore rednecks. No exceptions.

Well, as an artist, I think that Elvis's generosity to me he always talked very highly about me, he always spoke very highly about my work and singing and my writing.

They [Christian rednecks] were so stupid that they couldn't pour piss out of a boot even if the instructions were printed on the bottom.

We live in the country. I'm a redneck. No, ha-ha. I live in L.A. County, but more in the hills. Not in the fancy kind! Trust me; whatever you do you do not want to come to my neighborhood!

Well, I quit those days and my redneck ways.

We're Americans. I don't consider us to be evil, I just don't think we know any better. We're a really young culture. We're hillbillies, and the rest of the world sees us that way. I travel all over the world, and probably the only worse rednecks than us are the Australians. And they're an even younger country.

You may be a redneck if . . . you think you are an entrepreneur because of the "Dirt for Sale" sign in the front yard.

When I left Nashville I went to Texas because that's where I came from, and because I was playing in Texas a lot in different places. And I saw hippies and rednecks drinking beer together and smoking dope together and having a good time together and I knew it was possible to get all groups of people together - long hair, short hair, no hair - and music would bring them together.

You can call us rednecks if you want. We're not offended, 'cause we know what we're all about. We get up and go to work, we get up and go to church, and we get up and go to war when necessary.

You might be a redneck if an episode of Walker, Texas Ranger changed your life.

You might be a redneck if someone tells you you have something in your teeth, and you take them out to see what it is.

You might be a redneck if the biggest fashion risk you take is which plaid you'll wear to the 4-H Fair.

You might be a redneck if when you run out of gas, you put gin in the gas tank.

You might be a redneck if you entire family has ever sat around waiting for a call from the governor to spare a loved one.

You might be a redneck if you go Christmas shopping for your mom, sister, and girlfriend, and you only need to buy one gift.

You might be a redneck if you have a very special baseball cap, just for formal occasions.

You might be a redneck if your anniversary present was getting the septic tank pumped.

You might be a redneck if...your belt buckle weighs more than three pounds.

You might be a redneck if your wife has a beer belly and you find it attractive.

You might be a redneck if your wife wants to stop at the gas station to see if they've got the new Darrell Waltrip Budweiser wall clock.

You might be a redneck if you stand under the mistletoe at Christmas and wait for Granny and cousin Sue-Ellen to walk by.

You might be a redneck if you think the O.J. trial was the big Sunkist and Minutemaid taste test.

You might be a redneck if during your senior year you and your mother had homeroom together.

You might be a redneck if it's easier to spray weed killer on your lawn than mow it.

You might be a redneck if taking your wife on a cruise means circling the Dairy Queen.

You might be a redneck if the Home Shopping Channel operator recognizes your voice.

You might be a redneck if you own all the components of soap on a rope except the soap.

You might be a redneck if your beer can collection is considered a tourist attraction in your home town.

You might be a redneck if your dog can't watch you eat without gagging.

You might be a redneck if your most expensive shoes have numbers on the heels.

You might be a redneck if you think Silence of the Lambs is what happens when Larry walks out to the barn.

You might be a redneck if...you think that John Deere Green, Ford Blue, and Primer Gray are the three of the primary colors.

You might be a redneck if...you've been on TV more than times describing the sound of a tornado.

You might be a redneck if going to the bathroom involves shoes and a flashlight.

You might be a redneck if more than one living relative is named after a Southern Civil War general.

You might be a redneck if you are still holding on to Confederate money because you think the South will rise again.

You might be a redneck if you have every episode of Hee Haw on tape.

You might be a redneck if you move your refrigerator and the grass underneath it has turned yellow.

You might be a redneck if your boat has not left the driveway in 15 years.

You might be a redneck if your coffee table used to be a telephone cable spool.

You might be a redneck if you're moved to tears every time you hear Dolly Parton singing I Will Always Love You.

You might be a redneck if your wife keeps a can of Vienna sausage in her purse.

You might be a redneck if you've ever hauled a can of paint to the top of a water tower to defend your sister's honor.

You might be a redneck if you wish your outhouse was as nice as those at the state park.

When I get married, it'll be no secret.

You might be a redneck if taking a dip has nothing to do with water.

You might be a redneck if the highlight of your parties is when you flip out your false teeth.

You might be a redneck if when you leave your house, you are followed by federal agents of the Bureau of Alcohol Tobacco and Firearms, and the only thing you worry about is if you can lose them or not.

You might be a redneck if...you bought a VCR so you could tape wrestling while you are at work.