Best 106 quotes in «redneck quotes» category

It's a lot of anti-gay, racist humor—which people like in America—all couched in 'I'm telling it like it is.' He's in the right place at the right time for that gee-shucks, proud-to-be-a-redneck, I'm-just-a-straight-shooter-multimillionaire-in-cutoff-flannel-selling-ring-tones act. That's where we are as a nation now. We're in a state of vague American values and anti-intellectual pride.

I've been a radical for a long time. I guess it's too bad. I'd be more marketable as a right-wing redneck.

There's this false notion that this is a regional phenomenon, when in fact every state in the union has hardcore rednecks. No exceptions.

I wanted to come through with my own voice and, hopefully, have it affect people. I want people to know that I'm not an Elvis impersonator.

People actually were worried that I was going to get stereotyped as a monster after Freddy, but my God, I got stereotyped as white trash for years, the best friend for years, the redneck for years, the nerd for years and let me tell you...it's better to be a monster than to be a nerd.

Reardan is the rich white farm town that sits in the wheat fields exactly 22 miles away from the Rez. And it's a hick town I suppose filled with farmers and rednecks and racists cops who stop every Indian that drives through. During one week when I was little dad got stopped three times for DWI- Driving While Indian.

Surgeon General's warning ought to read: Smoking has been determined t0 cause cancer, heart disease & rednecks with seniority.

The album is a definite departure. I haven't written original material before, except for one song on my first album, but Elvis and I did six songs together on this one.

The grand irony, however, is that Southern segregation was not brought to an end, nor redneck violence dramatically reduced, by violence.

To me, redneck is a sense of self and a way of life.

They [Christian rednecks] were so stupid that they couldn't pour piss out of a boot even if the instructions were printed on the bottom.

Well, I quit those days and my redneck ways.

We live in the country. I'm a redneck. No, ha-ha. I live in L.A. County, but more in the hills. Not in the fancy kind! Trust me; whatever you do you do not want to come to my neighborhood!

Well, as an artist, I think that Elvis's generosity to me he always talked very highly about me, he always spoke very highly about my work and singing and my writing.

When I left Nashville I went to Texas because that's where I came from, and because I was playing in Texas a lot in different places. And I saw hippies and rednecks drinking beer together and smoking dope together and having a good time together and I knew it was possible to get all groups of people together - long hair, short hair, no hair - and music would bring them together.

When I get married, it'll be no secret.

We're Americans. I don't consider us to be evil, I just don't think we know any better. We're a really young culture. We're hillbillies, and the rest of the world sees us that way. I travel all over the world, and probably the only worse rednecks than us are the Australians. And they're an even younger country.

You might be a redneck if an episode of Walker, Texas Ranger changed your life.

You might be a redneck if taking a dip has nothing to do with water.

You might be a redneck if the highlight of your parties is when you flip out your false teeth.

You might be a redneck if when you leave your house, you are followed by federal agents of the Bureau of Alcohol Tobacco and Firearms, and the only thing you worry about is if you can lose them or not.

You might be a redneck if...you bought a VCR so you could tape wrestling while you are at work.

You might be a redneck if you have flowers planted in a bathroom appliance in your front yard.

You might be a redneck if you have to check in the bottom of your shoe for change so you can get Grandma a new plug of tobacco.

You might be a redneck if your favorite hunting dog has a bigger tombstone than your grandfather.

You might be a redneck if your kids are going hungry tonight because you just had to have those Yosemite Sam mud flaps.

You might be a redneck if you think a chain saw is a musical instrument.

You might be a redneck if you think the Mountain Men in Deliverance were just misunderstood.

You might be a redneck if you were shooting pool when your kids were born.

You might be a redneck if going to the bathroom involves shoes and a flashlight.

You might be a redneck if more than one living relative is named after a Southern Civil War general.

You might be a redneck if you are still holding on to Confederate money because you think the South will rise again.

You might be a redneck if you have every episode of Hee Haw on tape.

You might be a redneck if you move your refrigerator and the grass underneath it has turned yellow.

You might be a redneck if your boat has not left the driveway in 15 years.

You might be a redneck if your coffee table used to be a telephone cable spool.

You might be a redneck if you're moved to tears every time you hear Dolly Parton singing I Will Always Love You.

You might be a redneck if your wife keeps a can of Vienna sausage in her purse.

You might be a redneck if you've ever hauled a can of paint to the top of a water tower to defend your sister's honor.

You might be a redneck if you wish your outhouse was as nice as those at the state park.

You can call us rednecks if you want. We're not offended, 'cause we know what we're all about. We get up and go to work, we get up and go to church, and we get up and go to war when necessary.

You may be a redneck if . . . you think you are an entrepreneur because of the "Dirt for Sale" sign in the front yard.

You might be a redneck if during your senior year you and your mother had homeroom together.

You might be a redneck if it's easier to spray weed killer on your lawn than mow it.

You might be a redneck if taking your wife on a cruise means circling the Dairy Queen.

You might be a redneck if the Home Shopping Channel operator recognizes your voice.

You might be a redneck if you own all the components of soap on a rope except the soap.

You might be a redneck if your beer can collection is considered a tourist attraction in your home town.

You might be a redneck if your dog can't watch you eat without gagging.

You might be a redneck if your most expensive shoes have numbers on the heels.