Best 382 quotes in «weird quotes» category

Don't bit your sentences, or swallow your words, lest you choke on them. - The Malwatch

Don't hide bones in a friend's bed unless you want to make an enemy of them. - The Malwatch

Even the horrendous can be admired for just how very horrendous it is. - The Malwatch

Everyone here seems to have some weird secret or other.

Everyone occasionally misjudges a jump and falls. Just shake the dust out of your fur and try again. - The Malwatch

Dreams are mirrors that show the truth behind the social facade of their creators. - The Malwatch

Embrace the weirdness. Sometimes that's where you find your genius. Follow your passion. It's your purpose.

Every wingbeat brings you closer to your destination. - The Malwatch

Evil should not be, Detective Vera. Truly never can be. But in defining it as such, an inherent human bond with negativity confirms its very existence. Its mere acknowledgement cancels its credibility. Evil is nothing—the lack of anything of substance— made concrete as a balance to everything else. Evil is not, yet it is a part of each human, because humans welcome its participation in their lives. They speak of it in anger or disgust, fear or even wonder— the most appropriate response— giving it a stronger foundation with every passing thought it distorts. Though within their pliable minds, they welcome it with the glee of the ignorant, nurturing the unthinkable, thinking the unimaginable, imagining the most horrid, abysmal designs, embellishing them with an insidious veracity until evil is as substantial a reality as their next breath. I strive for something else, beyond evil’s claustrophobic clutches. I strive to transcend evil by becoming pure nothing. I strive as my followers strived.” He paused, his ideology a cancer, spreading… “I am, yet I strive to not be. Do you understand, comrade?” His tone suggested fellowship, disciples of the same obscene religion. ...

Explore many dreams. It's the only way to experience the life of others. - The Malwatch

Face the wind bravely. It can carry you to many fascinating places. - The Malwatch

Eyes may be the window to the soul, but seeing the soul doesn't tell you anything about it. Tail and ears are what belie the soul's intentions. - The Malwatch

Fall in love with a weird one - someone not quite right in the head - life is far more interesting when love is odd

Fan your ear fins, because I'm only saying this once. - The Malwatch

Fear is healthy. It warns you of danger. What is not healthy is letting fear prevent you from taking calculated risks to achieve your dreams. - The Malwatch

Fly without direction. As long as you know where you want to go, you'll get there eventually. And if you don't know where you want to go, maybe you'll find it while you're flying. - The Malwatch

Flick your tail like it's greased if you want to keep someone from snuffing out your tail fire. - The Malwatch

Everyone’s mind has sort of a slum division—a flirtatious spot that doesn’t give a hoot about how grave a situation is but constantly endeavors to derail more earnest thoughts, almost like a death-wish backseat driver.

Flit in and out of dreams on a wing turn. - The Malwatch

Fly like you life depends on it. It may not, but your sanity does. - The Malwatch

For as long I can remember I have wanted to die. So that started around age 6. I think. My earliest clear memories start at age 140.

Forgiving someone is to give them a second chance. If someone forgives you, don't wast it. You probably won't get a third chance. - The Malwatch

Gentle winds will carry you to your destination as surely as strong ones. It may not be as quickly, but it will probably be a smoother ride. - The Malwatch

Gerard turned away and ignored the cruelty of the meerkats, tore it from his mind. Lucretia needed a heart.

God's blessings, however, aren't always bigger, better, and beautiful. In fact, I truly believe that God gifts His chosen leaders with a very unusual blessing. You might even call it a weird blessing because most of the time we call it...a burden.

Gods would not find me appetizing. I don't rest well in unaccustomed stomachs. - The Malwatch

Hatchlings should roam far and wide, by whatever means of travel they prefer. - The Malwatch

Hatred is unavoidable until everyone recognizes that their ideal reality is not the same as anyone else's ideal reality. - The Malwatch

Have you ever tried wind dancing? - The Malwatch

He already thought she was a weirdo, and this was just going to make her seem that much weirder. Did the bearded lady get excited when cute guys came to her freak show?

Hardened scales protect against dangers, but they are also heavy, and weight you down. Don't plate your hide with more than you need to survive in life, or you will find it a struggle to go anywhere. - The Malwatch

Hearts aren't created hard. They grow that way when they're repeatedly used and abused. It's a survival mechanism. - The Malwatch

He didn't believe in luck but he believed in bananas.

He had been standing there recognizing that there was a draft in the loft. He had been standing there without realizing that it wasn't a draft. Someone was breathing, behind him. Someone was breathing on his neck. The knowledge froze him, froze the cry of "Jesus fuck!" in his throat. He turned with incredible slowness, wishing he could seem like a statue in his turning. Then saw with alarm a large, pale, watery-blue eye that existed against a backdrop of darkness or dark rags shot through with pale flesh, and which resolved into Whitby. Whitby who had been there the entire time, crammed into the shelf right behind Control, at eye-level, bent at the knees, on his side. Breathing in shallow sharp bursts. Staring out. Like something incubating. There, on the shelf.

Everything is an unknown, even the stuff that is known. - The Malwatch

Hearts aren't content just to beat a steady rhythm until they whither and die. Let them race in wonder. - The Malwatch

Here march the eaters of earth, the swallowers of rain.

He rolled his eyes and took my hand. His hand was hard and calloused, tough with muscle and old scars. The night settled around us like a blanket. I could hear the water lapping against the dock. We were totally alone. “You’re . . . ,” he began, and I waited, heart throbbing in my throat. “Such a pain,” he concluded. “What?” I asked, just as his head swooped in and his mouth touched mine. I tried to speak, but one of Fang’s hands held the back of my head, and he kept his lips pressed against me, kissing me softly but with a Fanglike determination. Oh, jeez, I thought distractedly. Jeez, this is Fang, and me, and . . . Fang tilted his head to kiss me more deeply, and I felt totally lightheaded. Then I remembered to breathe through my nose, and the fog cleared a tiny bit. Somehow we were pressed together, Fang’s arms around me now, sliding under my wings, his hands flat against my back. It was incredible. I loved it. I loved him. It was a total disaster. Gasping, I pulled back. “I, uh—,” I began oh so coherently, and then I jumped up, almost knocking him over, and raced down the dock. I took off, flying fast, like a rocket.

Hey, that’s why they in­vented the In­ter­net, her­manita. To talk about weird shit and down­load porn.

His body walks out onto the darkened stage , and a roar goes up from the crowd. He stands in front of the mic, and he can feel his face twist in a sneer-the Elvis sneer from his dreams-though he never told it to move. He is powerless now, a spectator at his own moment of glory.

How many colors decorate you? Not enough, you should add more. - The Malwatch

I all of a sudden got to feeling like talking to people. Whenever I look at the ocean, I always want to talk to people, but when I’m talking to people, I always want to look at the ocean. I’m weird like that.

I am a thousand fragments of a thousand dreams, all cascading around the milieu of my mind. - The Malwatch

I am not flesh and blood, but thoughts and dreams. - The Malwatch

I am she, and she is me, and we are dreammakers. - The Malwatch

Hell's got high waters ever since humans tried to free it over. - The Malwatch

He looked back up again, giving me a crooked smile. “You have special underwear for when you’re on your period and I’m the dorky one?

I am who I am! Weird , impatient, imperfect! I think it's good !

I am strange; I show different things; So please Don’t think I don’t love you Because the truth Is the opposite

I can hiss and spit with the best of them, but is it really necessary for me to demonstrate it? - The Malwatch