Best 382 quotes in «weird quotes» category

True writers have multiple personalities. Every one of them is insane.

Trust your instincts. They've been evolving longer than your intellect and are much more finely honed. - The Malwatch

Truth does not change. It is a statement of what our current reality is. Reality, however, is flexible. It is a collective understanding of the world around us and the patterns that allow us to predict the future. It changes as we learn and assimilate new facts into our understanding as a species of the things that exist around us. - The Malwatch

Truth and lies both shape reality, but one brings stability and the other chaos. - The Malwatch

Two heartbeats aren't always better than one, especially when they aren't beating in sync with one another. - The Malwatch

Use your wings often, or you'll forget how to fly. - The Malwatch

Value won't buy happiness, but it will buy contentment by eliminating needs and allowing want to flourish into dreams. - The Malwatch

Watch the world with a dream eye. - The Malwatch

Weird is the new cool.

Weird people don't care if they're weird. They are the most entertaining to converse with because nothing is off-limits.

What I'm trying to say, Brooke Overland, is that I want to be your nanny." That's seriously the most romantic thing I've ever heard in my life.

When any worthwhile thing is done in the world, it's usually done by somebody weird.

When I burn too hot, I like to bask on icy glaciers to cool off. - The Malwatch

When things look very strange, you get an opportunity to use your head!

When we entertain contradictory ideas to our own beliefs we feel like aliens among our own species. - The Malwatch

When you get to tired to fly, glide. It can get you pretty far with a good wind under your wings. - The Malwatch

When you flinch and twitch and shift and start, in those brief moments, raw instincts rule the body and for a fraction of a second, you have become the wild animal you once were. - The Malwatch

The sky isn't the limit, your form is, but you can make it into something else to proceed in a different way. - The Malwatch

Trust me, I am nuts!

Um, thanks,” Jackson told her. “And your name is…?” “I’m Margaret, Margaret Van Der Graaf,” she answered with another eerie smile. Her teeth were so white that they looked bleached. “Van Der Graaf?” Jackson repeated, trying to stifle his laughter. He didn’t want to be rude to the only person in sight, to this kind-hearted stranger who was offering to help him, but… Van Der Graaf? “What are you laughing at?” Margaret asked with curiosity, flashing him a calculating gaze. “I like my name. If you’re going to be a jerk, then I won’t help you. You can stay out here on the street through the night for all I care.” “…Harsh,” said Jackson, giving her a quizzical glance back. There was something ‘off’ about her, something that Jackson couldn’t quite place, something that bordered on horrible loneliness and longing. “Who else lives here, Margaret Van Der Graaf?” He couldn’t resist saying her name aloud. Despite its hilarity, it had a nice ring to it. “Who else lives here?” he urged. “Me, myself and I,” said Margaret simply, snickering when she saw his horrified and annoyed expression

Waking up from a dream can determine your mood for the day, so before you go to sleep, feed your mind the ingredients for a good one. - The Malwatch

Was I fearless? No. I think as I've gotten older (I'm 28, to answer your question), I've learned to release myself more. Not to hold back. To be exactly who I am, whether that's 'different' or not. I imagine I will only continue to learn and grow into myself. I want to uncover all parts of me.

Watch where you walk or you'll step in a den of dreameaters. - The Malwatch

Weetzie could not even cry and make Kleenex roses. She remembered the day her father, Charlie, had driven away in the smashed yellow T-bird, leaving her mother Brandy-Lynn clutching her flowered robe with one hand and an empty glass in the other, and leaving Weetzie holding her arms crossed over her chest that was taking its time to develope into anything

Weird how I can feel so frail and tiny sometimes, and other times so brave and bold and reckless and free, and . . . Does everybody feel the same? When people get grown-up, do they always feel grown-up and sensible and sorted out and . . . And do I want to feel grown-up? Do I want to stop feeling . . . paradoxical, nonsensical? Do I want to stop being crackers? Do I want to be destrangified? O yes, sometimes I want nothing more - but it only lasts a moment, then O I want to be the strangest and crakerest of everybody.

We have truth in order not to die of art.

We made our dream your reality. - The Malwatch

Wendy’s house, unlike many in Cape Breton, had three floors, along with a basement and attic. Aside from Wendy’s bedroom, there was a laundry room. The dirty water in the sink would rush from the washer hose, bubbling up, threatening to overflow, but it never did. Next-door was a motel with a neon sign that read in turquoise and pink, “We have the best rates in town!”, but the ‘E’ in ‘rates’ kept flickering on and off day and night so that every few seconds it would switch to, “We have the best rats in town!

We're all here. We're close to the truck, and we met Kenton, a fine citizen of Salem. We rescued Izzy and found our way through a very sad darkness, dangers that we knew from Izzy's Orion interpretation would be waiting for us. We're definitely on the right track.

What is the difference between dreams and reality when we exist in both? - The Malwatch

What makes you different or weird—that’s your strength.

What today is normal was once an outlandish statement of self-expression. Normal never created anything new.

When lonely, we make company out of phantoms. - The Malwatch

When you look at a strange animal, that animal also thinks that a strange animal is looking at it!

When you're thinking, tap your talons. It makes you seem more menacing. - The Malwatch

When you're happy, purr loud enough that everyone can hear you. - The Malwatch

When your tail fire dims, a vigorous tail thrashing can fan it back to life. Or it might snuff it out. Then you'd have to go through the trouble of relighting it. - The Malwatch

When your teeth grow long with age, find somethign to chew on to file them down. - The Malwatch

When you want to flex yourself, you have to find a place with enough wing room to let you stretch to your fullest. - The Malwatch

Whether you studied sexology or not, nobody will teach you how to screw, nobody will point to your vagina and say, hey that's where you pee and bonk! And nobody will say, hey, your penis can ejaculate when you stroke or slide it into a woman's punani!

Who said I ever wanted to be normal. I'll take my tail, my scales and my wings over their fragile, flightless forms any day. - The Malwatch

Why a predator's form? It gives me versatility. A predator can act like prey, but prey cannot act as a predator. I did not want to have no choice but to act like prey in a form unable to be a predator. - The Malwatch

Wings can be used for more than flying. Fan the flames of inspiration with them. - The Malwatch

Wings can splash mud as easily as they splash water. - The Malwatch

Wing claws are effective weapons, but difficult to clean. Use them sparingly, unless you want to always be picking blood off of them. - The Malwatch

Wing twitches and ear switches mean nothing more than what you want them to. - The Malwatch

Wings are made of wishes, and everyone can fly. - The Malwatch

Wings do not gain strength for flight overnight. They must be trained steadily and consistently and used frequently to fly freely. - The Malwatch

Wisdom is learned through mistakes. If you're never wrong, you'll never be wise. - The Malwatch

With crippled wings, sometimes you have to fall to fly. - The Malwatch