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Also, I'll lose half a liter of water per day to breathing until the humidity in the Hab reaches its maximum and water starts condensing on every surface. Then I'll be licking the walls. Yay.

Mark, some answers to your earlier questions: No, we will not tell our Botany Team to "Go fuck themselves." [...] The data transfer rate just isn't enough for the size of music files, even in compressed formats. So your request for "Anything, oh god, ANYTHING but Disco" is denied. Enjoy your boogie fever.

Son birkaç gündür, mutlu mesut bir şekilde su yapıyordum. Her şey su gibi gidiyordu. (Çaktınız mı? "Su gibi?")

Mars and my own stupidity keep trying to kill me.

No, we will not tell our botany team to go fuck themslves.