Best 9 quotes in «tweets quotes» category

Tired of cold callers asking to speak to the 'man in the house', now I put them on to my 6-year old son... he sings them 'Sexy and I Know It'.

You know how we sometimes sigh, "Well, that was a waste of time."? Or we snap at somebody: "You're wasting my time!" What does that even mean in the age of texts and tweets, TV and video games?

A tweet a day keeps writer's block away.

And let me make the radical statement that I don’t believe that you can say something profound in the 140 characters that make up a tweet.

A tale within a Tweet, how sweet!!

Being able to write a tale within a Tweet some would say was mighty sweet

Reading off a page is like looking down at a landscape from a balloon – your eye "sees" the story as well as reads it, its layout, its paragraphs and structure, and "remembers" what it just read because it's still there, on the page, simultaneously. If you want to, you can reread any line instantly; or linger; or speed up; or optically "flinch." Reading a series of tweets is more like looking through a narrow window from a train speeding through a landscape full of tunnels and bands of light and dark. Each tweet erases its predecessor.

Gmorning to the miracle (psst that’s you, you’re the miracle) Gnight to the miracle (Quit looking around, you’re the miracle, YOU)

It's all about the Benjamins baby.