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    If you are only getting two takes and you are on a crazy set where there is a lot of noise and distractions and it is hard to focus - that is frustrating. But I don't mind two takes if there is a healthy respect with the work going on with the actors.

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    If you are out in two races and someone else has a good couple of races, it could change. So all we do is try to get the optimum every time.

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    If you are in a relationship, stop trying to figure out who wears the pants between the two of you. Relationships work best when both of you are not wearing pants.

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    If you are in Brazil and you grew up in a right-wing dictatorship, you think Marxism is liberating. But if you grew up in Czechoslovakia, and the Soviet Union is controlling everything and killing people, then you think capitalism is liberating. Neither of those two things are true and it doesn't take a lot brains to understand this.

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    If you are in a movie theater, you can look two people down and they are laughing while you are laughing or you can look three people down and they love that song that you love. It is living proof that you are not alone.

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    If you are picking the lesser of two evils, you are still picking Evil.

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    If you are suffering from a bad man's injustice, forgive him lest there be two bad men.

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    If you are wealthy enough, use part or all of your Social Security proceeds to invest in a favorite cause or two. Invest 10 percent or 100 percent of your monthly Social Security check in your favorite charity, foundation, think tank, church or synagogue, or other good cause.

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    If you ask me if I think I will be sober in 24 hours time I can say yes, but in two years I can't tell you. I could be dead.

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    If you become a master of meaning, you become a master of your life. Two people can have the same experience. One person decides that because of that experience his or her life is over, while the other decides that God has challenged him or her to step up, face the challenge, and become more than he or she ever was before.

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    If you buy all the stocks selling at or below two times earnings, you will lose money on half of them because instead of making profits they will actually lose money, but you will only lose a dollar or so a share at most. Then others will be mediocre performers. But the remaining big winners will go up and produce fabulous results and also ensure a good overall result.

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    If you can find your footing between two cultures, sometimes you can have the best of both worlds.

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    If you can leave two black stripes from the exit of one corner to the braking zone of the next, you have enough horsepower.

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    If you cannot always elicit a straight answer from the unconscious brain, how can you access its knowledge? Sometimes the trick is merely to probe what your gut is telling you. So the next time a friend laments that she cannot decide between two options, tell her the easiest way to solve her problem: flip a coin. She should specify which option belongs to heads and which to tails, and then let the coin fly. The important part is to assess her gut feeling after the coin lands. If she feels a subtle sense of relief at being "told" what to do by the coin, that's the right choice for her.

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    If you can meet with Triumph and Disaster And treat those two impostors just the same.

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    If you can somehow force a liberal into a point-counterpoint argument, his retorts will bear no relation to what you’ve said - unless you were in fact talking about your looks, your age, your weight, your personal obsessions, or whether you are a fascist. In the famous liberal two-step, they leap from one idiotic point to the next, so you can never nail them. It’s like arguing with someone with Attention Deficit Disorder.

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    If you choose the lesser of two evils, you are still choosing evil.

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    If you chase two rabbits, you will lose them both.

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    If you come as softly As wind within the trees You may hear what I hear See what sorrow sees. If you come as lightly As threading dew I will take you gladly Nor ask more of you. You may sit beside me Silent as a breath Only those who stay dead Shall remember death. And if you come I will be silent Nor speak harsh words to you. I will not ask you why, now. Or how, or what you do. We shall sit here, softly Beneath two different years And the rich earth between us Shall drink our tears.

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    If you come to Plum Village in the summertime, you see many lotus flowers. Without the mud the lotus flowers cannot grow. You cannot separate lotus flowers from the mud. It is the same with understanding and love. These are two kinds of flowers that grow on the ground of suffering

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    If you consider that the gender roles are just political, then what you come to see is that the full circle of human qualities is divided up so that two-thirds are masculine and one-third is feminine. Women are missing more of their human qualities, so you'll find us on the fore-front of trying to change this.

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    If you copy, it means you're working without any real feeling. No two people on earth are alike, and it's got to be that way in music or it isn't music.

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    If you convinced me And I convinced you, Would there not still be Two points of view?

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    If you consider that a single straight line can be drawn between any two points, one day I'm going to draw a line from him to me or me to him.

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    If you dare to injure her in the least, I will await you where no policeman can step in between. And God shall judge between us two.

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    If you'd have told me five years ago that I'd have done all this - two books, some television and everything - I'd panic, I'd be scared.

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    If you didn't have patents, no one would bother to spend money on research and development. But with patents, if someone has a good idea and a competitor can't copy it, then that competitor will have to think of their own way of doing it. So then, instead of just one innovator, you have two or three people trying to do something in a new way.

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    If you could download the entire universe in two minutes, would you?

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    If you develop 10 things, and you can get two or three made, that's a very high ration.

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    If you do not wish to be prone to anger, do not feed the habit; give it nothing which may tend to its increase. At first, keep quiet and count the days when you were not angry: "I used to be angry every day, then every other day: next, every two, then every three days!" and if you succeed in passing thirty days, sacrifice to the gods in thanksgiving.

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    If you don't burn the candle at both ends, what's the candle got two ends for?

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    If you don't mind smelling like peanut butter for two or three days, peanut butter is darn good shaving cream.

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    If you don't hire at least one or two people that are smarter than you are, then you're a terrible manager and I don't need you.

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    If you don't see the Internet as an opportunity, it will become a threat. In two or three year's time, the Internet will become as commonplace in the office as the telephone.

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    If you don’t own a home, buy one. If you own one home, buy another one, and if you own two homes buy a third and lend your relatives the money to buy a home.

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    If you do two versions of a film, they should be identical. With the same frames and settings.

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    If you ever can bring about revolutionary changes, two things would be required: young people would have to be involved and you would need music.

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    If you ever want to eat a tuna sandwich again, don't go to a tuna factory. I visited one where they had two lines: one was the human food line and one was the cat food line - and they didn't look any different.

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    If you get a book which is 600 pages, you have to reduce it to a script of 100 pages. In two hours of film, you cannot possibly include all the characters.

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    If you feel tempted to use a picture of two hands shaking in front of a globe, put the pencil down, step away from the desk, and think about taking a vacation or investigating aromatherapy.

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    If you feel irritated by the absurd remarks of two people whose conversation you happen to overhear, you should imagine that you are listening to a dialogue of two fools in a comedy.

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    If you get bored of doing it (Peacock Pose) with two hands, try it with one.

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    If you get earaches, I'd turn my volume down a notch or two for you. Cause I will do anything for you.

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    If you get fooled by a pitch with less than two strikes, take it.

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    If you get into a fight and somebody punches you, you get two feelings. One: That really hurts. Two: That relief in the realness of, like, Wow, this is what it is. It's not an intellectual process.

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    If you give Shevchenko half a chance, he'll score two goals. That's how good he is

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    If you gotta kill two birds, might as well get stoned.

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    If you go to a bad movie, it's two hours. If you're in a bad movie, it's two years.

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    If you go into a bar or restaurant with a cop, the first thing he does is he'll stand in the entrance, and he'll look at every single face in that room because he doesn't want to spend an hour having a drink or lunch and didn't spot some villain they've been looking for, for two years.

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    If you go to Wikipedia and you look at the Tour de France, there's this huge block in World War One with no winners, and there's another block in World War Two. And then it seems like there's another world war.