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    So how did you get this job, anyway?' I asked. 'My science teacher.' 'Why'd he pick you?' 'For my brains and good looks, obviously.' 'Yeah, right. My social studies teacher picked me, but I can't really figure out why." 'For your brains and good looks, obviously.' 'Um, thanks.' Had Aaron just complimented me? Wow.

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    Your greatest accomplishments, no matter how impressive you think them to be, are some else's worst nightmare. Your most prized possession is another man's disgusting chunk of trash. Be careful what you brag about.

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    Some of the people who are showing off their speed are headed in the wrong direction.

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    When you flaunt your success, you're setting yourself up for ridicule. Things can always go wrong. Your career stalls, fancy cars get repossessed, you lose your home. Unfortunate events magnified by your shameless boasting. Nothing in life is foolproof. The only thing bragging will accomplish is prove you're the fool.

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    While there are things about which one does not boast, there are others for which to be pitied would be all too humiliating.

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    Who knows himself a braggart, let him fear this, for it will come to pass that every braggart shall be found an ass.

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    Special ops have earned the right to boast and don’t; you’re just a wannabee, which is why you do.

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    We do not brag about ancestors that were not great

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    You must be Magnus Bane,” the blonde said. “I’ve heard a lot about you from Simon.” “I can’t blame him for bragging,” said Magnus.

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    2010 Foursquare Mayor Of The Year

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    A person is bound to lose when he talks about himself; if he belittles himself, he is believed; if he praises himself, he isn't believed.

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    And my wrist froze STAGE FRIGHT

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    All men will be Peters in their bragging tongue, and most men will be Peters in their base denial; but few men will be Peters in their quick repentance.

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    Anyway I got a tight little honey dip That's why these niggas get tight when honey dip

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    Between these two, the denying of sins, which we have done, and the bragging of sins, which we have not done, what a space, what a compass is there, for millions of millions of sins!

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    Boasts are wind and deeds are hard.

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    Bought the president the Louis presidential briefcase Never been a cheapskate

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    But could it be little me you was hecklin me Now it's monotony winnin regularly

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    Buzz so big I could probably sell a blank disc.

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    Confession without repentance is just bragging.

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    Damn where my roof just go? Top slipped off like Janet at the Super Bowl.

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    Bank account statement just look like I'm ready for early retirement

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    Damn where my roof just go, I'm somebody that you should know Get to shakin somethin cause that's what Drama produced it fo'

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    Every man who praises himself brushes the luster from his best efforts.

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    Drug dealers live vicariously through me

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    Extracurricular Parallel to none I am perpendicular

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    Austrailia, Sydney Might run up in Disney Out in LA with Lindsay.

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    "Forget Barbie, f-ck Nicki she's fake. She's on a diet", but my pockets eating cheese cake.

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    First reporter to broadcast live from the floor of the New York Stock Exchange.

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    For though we are perpetually bragging of it as our safety, it is nothing but a poor fringe on the mantle of the upper.

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    For God hates utterly the bray of bragging tongues.

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    Got the domino effect In the front row passin out

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    He said he don't like em boney, he want something he can grab

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    Good news is not news. Bad news sells. Confrontation sells. And that's what the press is always looking for. I'm not bragging, but I have the highest job-approval rating of any public official in the city. And I've had it consistently. The approval rating for the police department is 70 percent. This notion that stop-and-frisk has torn the community apart is false.

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    How you feel? How you feel? How you feel? 25 sittin on 25 mill.

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    Frida Kahlo taught me a lot without ever bragging about anything.

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    I, a Laconian dog, can bite again: Yes, I can make the Daunian tiger flee, Much more a bragging, foul-mouth'd whelp like thee.

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    I am Nicki Minaj, I mack them dudes up Back coupes up & chunk the deuce up

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    He toss my salad like his name Romaine

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    I can get money with my eyes closed

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    I got the Hammer money, sweetie you can't touch this.

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    I don't fight for bragging rights.

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    I get the thumbs up like I'm hailing a yellow cab.

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    I got a nice jumper on me, and i'm not just bragging.

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    I know I exaggerated things, now I got it like that. Tuck my napkin in my shirt cause I'm just mobbin like that.

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    I'm a big deal That's why I get more head than a pigtail

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    I'm kinda rather make people laugh I guess or cry or whatever but bragging about what I have for me personally uncharacteristic I guess.

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    I'm like really famous. I got a famous anus.

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    If I cannot brag of knowing something, then I brag of not knowing it; at any rate, brag.

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    I graduate with honors. I balled Nead O'Connor. I did a free style then I got a shoutout from Obama.