Best 43 quotes of Zsa Zsa Gabor on MyQuotes

A girl must marry for love, and keep on marrying until she finds it.

A man in love is incomplete until he has married. Then he's finished.

Being jealous of a beautiful woman is not going to make you more beautiful.

Conrad Hilton was very generous in the divorce settlement. He gave me 5,000 Gideon Bibles.

Diamonds are a girl's best friend and dogs are a man's best friend. Now you know which sex has more sense.

Getting divorced just because you don't love a man is almost as silly as getting married just because you do.

How many husbands have I had? You mean apart from my own?

Husbands are like fires - they go out when unattended.

I always said marriage should be a fifty-fifty proposition. He should be at least fifty years old, and have at least fifty-million dollars.

I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man I keep his house.

I believe in large families: every woman should have at least three husbands.

I call everyone 'Darling' because I can't remember their names.

I don't remember anybody's name. How do you think the "dahling" thing got started?

I don't take gifts from perfect strangers — but then, nobody is perfect.

I'd rather be hit by a gorgeous man than an ugly one.

If I would believe what I read about myself, I would hate my guts too.

I know nothing about sex, because I was always married.

I learned in school that money isn’t everything. It’s happiness that counts. So momma sent me to a different school.

I love the intellectual type. They know everything and suspect nothing.

I'm a great housekeeper. I get divorced. I keep the house.

I never hated a man enough to give him diamonds back.

I never hated any of my ex-fiances enough to return the rings.

I think breeds of dogs and breeds of men are quite a bit alike. If you think it’s insulting that I compare people with animals, well, if you knew how I love animals, you would understand that coming from me, this is a compliment.

It's never as easy to keep your own spouse happy as it is to make someone else's spouse happy.

It was not my class of people. There was not a producer, a press agent, a director, an actor.

I've never met an ugly millionaire. They all look cute. No wonder I married 4 of them

I want a man who's kind and understanding. Is that too much to ask of a millionaire?

I was always a good housekeeper. Whenever I divorced I always kept the house.

Macho does not prove mucho

My husband said it was him or the cat. I miss him sometimes.

My husband taught me housekeeping; when I divorce I keep the house.

One of my theories is that men love with their eyes; women love with their ears.

Sex is good for about two years, and then you need love.

To a smart girl men are no problem - they're the answer.

To have twenty lovers in one year is easy. To have one lover for twenty years is difficult.

What I call loaded, I'm not. What other people call loaded I am.

What is really important for a woman, you know, even more than being beautiful or intelligent, is to be entertaining.

When I'm alone, I can sleep crossways in bed without an argument.

When in trouble, take a bath and wash your hair.

You never really know a man until you have divorced him.

I never hated a man enough to give him his diamonds back.

Personally, I know nothing about sex, because I have always been married.

The only place men want depth in their women is in their décolletage