Best 155 quotes of Noel Gallagher on MyQuotes

America is a really delicate flower that needs a lot of attention.

Americans are crazy. They have this fascination with throwing their shoes on stage. I've been to a lot of shows in me life, some good and some bad. But I was never moved to take off me shoes and throw it at the lead singer.

American sports are quite masculine. And football - although it's still played by men all over the world - football compared to American football is quite feminine in its artistry. And there's no padding. It's America's loss, though.

Anything that's of any use, famous people get hold of it and take it for themselves and it gets a bad rap.

As soon as people realize that the majority of people in this country take drugs then the better off we'll all be. It's not like a scandalous sensation or anything like that... drugs is like getting up and having a cup of tea in the morning.

Chart positions are for people with manbags who get to work at 11 A.M. because they've been at a digital meeting.

College football today is one of the last great strongholds of genuine old-fashioned American hypocrisy.

Don't lay a finger on me eyebrows or I'll sue you f...

Do you ever look at the sky and think, I'm glad I'm alive? After I heard System of a Down, I thought, I'm actually alive to hear the shittiest band of all time. Which is quite something when you think about it. Of all the bands that have gone before and all the bands that'll be in the future, I was around when the worst was around.

Drugs is like getting up and having a cup of tea in the morning.

Even in the nineties, when it was mad and there were photographers all around the house, it never occurred to me to send someone else out to get cigarettes. It took me five minutes - went for a walk, gave a wave, went back inside.

Gone are the days when Virgin Records was owned by Richard Branson, a fan of music. Now they're all owned by some guy who bought it off some guy who bought it off some guy who wants a return on his investment.

Great music is in the ear of the beholder.

I can make going to the dry-cleaners last an entire day, and the dry cleaners might be 150 yards from my front door. You might find it hard to believe, but I am bone-idle lazy.

I certainly don’t believe in religion, although I find it fascinating that it’s become so powerful in the world and it’s kind of dictated morals down through societies for thousands of years, but I don’t see the hand of God at work in the world anywhere.

I did drugs for 18 years and I never got that bad as to say, 'You know what? I think the Kaiser Chiefs are brilliant.'

I despise hip hop. Loathe it. Eminem is an idiot and I find 50 Cent the most distasteful character I have ever crossed in my life. Eminem's new song about his kid - isn't it the most ridiculous piece of music you have ever heard in your life? I just don't like the dragging women around on dog leads and all that stuff

I do all the work so it's only right that I should get the most money. Plus I am the most handsome.

I don't fall into the category of tortured artist. But it's not made me more or less anything.

I don't like John Terry and I never have. He's got funny eyes and he's a cry baby. He's also a Cockney.

I don't mind One Direction. They're harmless, aren't they?

I don't much like 'Wonderwall,' but the effect that song has on people, I can't deny it.

I don't think people need to know what colour socks I'm wearing today; I don't think people need to know what shower gel I'm using. There's too much information in the world, and there's no magic or mystery anymore.

I don't think we live in those times when great art comes out of great adversity.

I do think my old fella wasn't much of a... I don't remember him ever being a 'dad' dad. He was too busy working. It was a hard life, man.

I envy drummers. It must be the ultimate to sing and play drums at the same time. Phil Collins, no wonder he's so f... happy.

If everyone in the music business were brutally honest about what their intentions were then you could sort things out, but it's all smoke and mirrors.

If I can give you any advice, it's this: every hour that you spend sat on the couch doing nothing, put it to good use, because when you have kids, an hour is like a lifetime.

If I ever get to go to the moon, I'll probably just stand on the moon and go 'Hmmm, yeah...fair enough...gotta go home now.'

If I had a gun, I'd shoot a hole into the sun and love would burn this city down for you.

I first came to London when I was 22 and working as a roadie. Having watched the 'News At Ten' all my life, I thought Big Ben was going to be massive, but I was underwhelmed.

If you don't want to be the biggest band in the world, you may as well pack it in.

I go into Daunt Books in Marylebone every couple of weeks. My wife Sara demolishes books, but I only buy stuff occasionally. I like boys' things, spies and the Cold War.

I hate Mourinho. He's a fool.

I hate that Alex [James] and Damon [Albarn]. I hope they catch AIDS and die.

I have 3 kids and a cat and a busy, noisy house. I get more time to relax when I'm working.

I just think Radiohead are f-in' miserable bastards.

I like being famous. It can be a bit of a pain but you get free food in restaurants and people send you clothes.

I like Chris Martin. I think he's a really great songwriter.

I'll do one eventually as life's too short and none of us is getting any younger. I'd like to make one while I still look good and before I look like Phil Collins, which, eventually, I will.

I'll have my way, In my own time, I'll have my say, My star will shine...

I love the Bee Gees, but only the pre-disco stuff. From '64 to '69, I've got all their albums.

I love the NFL. I don't have a team per se, but I'm into it.

I love the satisfaction of living in a world on a Wednesday where a song didn't exist that you're going to create on a Thursday that's going to change somebody's life, possibly, you're creating that from nothing.

I'm against people downloading music.

I'm a great songwriter, but I'm not the most talented musician.

I'm a happy-go-lucky character. I'm not that miserable. But I can never let anyone into my world.

I'm a massive fan of the Stones, and I don't think anybody should deny them the right to carry on making music. I just wish they wouldn't wear leggings.

I'm embarrassed when I see Brits abroad; they have their tops off, wear flip flops, and shout at the top of their voices.

I'm equal part genius, equal part buffoon.