Best 12 quotes of J. Richard Singleton on MyQuotes

If there's one thing I know about women, it's that they have vaginas.

I love animals, especially with barbeque sauce.

I love Las Vegas because it's the one city less classy than Los Angeles.

I try not to let other people's problems problem me.

Life.... It's better than the alternative.

Los Angeles is a city made up of refugees from better cities.

No man wants his daughter to be the kind of girl whom he liked in high school.

That's crazier than a boatload of prostitutes!

The difference between extras and audience members is that audience members don’t get chairs. Audience members are the daylaborers of the industry. When it's sunny, we stand in the sun. When it’s cold, we stand in the cold.

The truth is like sunlight: It causes cancer.

You can't make a woman love you. Not even with duct tape.

You have to think if we've been visited by extraterrestrial life, it was like a zookeeper walking into the chimp enclosure: He looks around, takes some pictures, then leaves without interacting significantly with the environment. Meanwhile the chimps have no idea what the fuck just happened.