Best 125 quotes in «cigarette quotes» category

Every time I fail to smoke a cigarette between innings, the opposition will score.

Fame is being asked to sign your autograph on the back of a cigarette packet.

Found a smoldering cigarette left by a horse.

I always found it really funny when actors would come offstage, smoking cigarettes and swearing at each other.

From someone who doesn't want to share your destiny, you should neither accept a cigarette

I am for an art of things lost or thrown away. . . I am for an art that one smokes like a cigarette. . . I am for an art that flutters like a flag.

I can ask for cigarettes in every language

I Don't Need the nicotene patch, Penny - I smoke cigarettes.

I don't remember lighting this cigarette and I don't remember if I'm here alone or waiting for someone.

I don't smoke pot or cigarettes, so inhaling smoke as a non-smoker - it doesn't matter what it is, it's going to make you lightheaded.

I love cigarettes. Love them. I think the more positive approach you have to smoking, the less harmful it is.

I don't smoke at all. I think that cigarettes are actually retarded. I don't understand why people do that to themselves.

I'd rather hang out with the losers that would sit and smoke a cigarette than the ones who wanted to throw a baseball.

If a warden sees cigarette litter being thrown from a car, they will take the number and trace the owner to send them a fine.

If somebody is smoking a joint in a movie, I say it's a cigarette - a big cigarette if it's a Cheech and Chong movie.

If you ever lit a cigarette in your life, you have very little will to live.

I guess you shouldn't smoke cigarettes and not eat.

I don't smoke because I like to do so, but because it makes me pay cigarette taxes, which helps build roads and water supplies.

I'm an anxious person. What I like best is to smoke cigarettes and listen to music. A perfect day for me is a day with coffee, cigarettes, and music, to quote Jim Jarmusch.

I'm an alcoholic, recovering. And I used to smoke cigarettes, and I was a philanderer and I, wouldn't call myself good.

In my experience, telling someone to switch Unix shells for ease of use is like telling him to switch cigarette brands for his health.

Impotence is one of the major hazards of cigarette smoking.

It's cinematographic to smoke. Imagine Lauren Bacall without a cigarette.

.. international hand of freindship. A cigarette

It is in the interests of society to put the Pill into slot machines and to place cigarettes on prescription.

In the olden days, of course, cigarette companies would pay to have their product advertised in movies and to have actors smoke cigarettes.[Ronald Reagan used to do it.]

I smoke cigarettes when I write, which is disgusting, but it really helps me.

It turned out I had always been a smoker. I just hadn't had any cigarettes.

I've got two vices: cigarettes and taters.

It was as if he grew his hair long and smoked cigarettes because he liked to, not because he liked being seen to. This was dangerously subversive.

I went to a hypnotist. He put me under a spell, and every time I had a craving for a cigarette, I would throw up. It's very embarrassing right after sex. I find it pretty hard to get that second date after that. Girls get all snobby after you barf on them.

James Bond is quite serious about his drinks and clothing and cigarettes and food and all that sort of thing. There is nothing wry or amused about James Bond.

None of my friends smoke. I've never smoked a cigarette in my life.

Jim lights a cigarette and leans indolently back on his elbow smiling at Laura with a warmth and charm which lights her inwardly with altar candles.

Katherine Heigl, she was exactly the opposite of what I thought she'd be like. She smokes cigarettes, or she did then, and she's got a truck-driver's mouth, and she's really funny.

Nobody would ever convince me that the bronchitis and pneumonia were caused by cigarettes.

My cigarettes and I are going outside. At least they show me respect.

Now that healthcare is guaranteed, I'm frying everything I eat. Fried food and cigarettes.

No pork, soda pop, cigarettes, alcohol – ever!

Once I thought I found love, but then I realized I was just out of cigarettes.

The public health authorities never mention the main reason many Americans have for smoking heavily, which is that smoking is a fairly sure, fairly honorable form of suicide.

People who smoke cigarettes, they say "You don't know how hard it is to quit smoking." Yes I do. It's as hard as it is to start flossing.

Racist people, interestingly, are never as polite as smokers. Have you noticed that? Smokers always go, "Do you mind if I smoke? Oh, you do? Okay, I'll go outside and have a cigarette.

The best thing is I can say 'I'm working' when I'm having a cup of tea and a cigarette and fiddling on the guitar.

Onstage I've been hit by a grapefruit, beercans, eggs, spit, money, cigarette butts, Mandies, Quaaludes, joints, bras, panties, and a fist.

Romanian movies are not made the same as American movies are, only because it's newer there. For instance, cigarettes, over there, are much more prominent, and Americans aren't used to that.

Someone said to me once that a cigarette at the right moment is better than all the ideals in the world.

Some very considerable part of the gestural language of public places that had once belonged to cigarettes now belonged to phones.

Stories and cigarettes ruined lives of lesser girls.

Thank God Roxane Coss had not fallen in love with one of the Russians. She doubted they could make it up the stairs without stopping for a cigarette and telling at least one loud story that no one could understand.