Best 180 quotes in «bugs quotes» category

Design bugs are often subtle and occur by evolution with early assumptions being forgotten as new features or uses are added to systems.

Fame is an odd thing. It bugs you a little bit, but it's really not bad.

Each new user of a new system uncovers a new class of bugs.

Fancy optimizers have fancy bugs.

Fortunately, the second-to-last bug has just been fixed.

First law: The pesticide paradox. Every method you use to prevent or find bugs leaves a residue of subtler bugs against which those methods are ineffective.

For you, someone kind of quiet and mysterious-" "I'm not mysterious," I interrupted. "You are a little. And sometimes people don't know whether to interpret silence as confidence or fear. They're looking at you like you're a bug so maybe you'll feel like you are one.

Frogs are smart - they eat what bugs them.

Greenspun's Tenth Rule of Programming: any sufficiently complicated C or Fortran program contains an ad hoc informally-specified bug-ridden slow implementation of half of Common Lisp.

Given enough eyeballs, all bugs are shallow.

Given enough eyeballs, all bugs are shallow (e.g., given a large enough beta-tester and co-developer base, almost every problem will be characterized quickly and the fix obvious to someone).

I brought the Beetle to life with a roar. Well. Not really a roar. A Volkswagen Bug doesn't roar. But it sort of growled.

Here Skugg lies snug As a bug in a rug.

I ate a bug once. It was flying around me. I was trying to get it away. It went right in my mouth. It was so gross!

I came out to California from Texas, to the Haight, and the Fillmore and all that stuff, and totally got the bug.

-He's his rival in love!*inuyasha hits shippo*why'd you do that!? shippo,if you bug inuyasha you'll only feel his fist.-Miroku+shippo

Hey, we all have our fear. Mine is bugs and lobsters!

I dont like it when people dont hold the door. I dont know, that really bugs me... I guess I like manners.

I did the one concert, and I was not bitten by the conducting bug, and I thought I was done, but then the phone started to ring, and gradually, over time, I started conducting more and more. Now a third of my performances are with orchestras.

I'd love to be animated. I've always wanted to jump off of a bridge and not be hurt, like Bugs Bunny.

I don't have a Bluetooth thing on my ear. That bugs me.

I don’t expect to find inspiration. It just sort of comes. Sometimes you step on a bug and you get inspired.

If there is a bug in your code than you have to drop everything you're doing and go fix it.

I fantasize and idealize myself as Bugs Bunny, but I know deep down I'm Daffy Duck.

If camping is so great, why are the bugs always trying to get in your house?

I find that writing unit tests actually increases my programming speed

If debugging is the process of removing software bugs, then programming must be the process of putting them in.

If the objective of testing were to prove that a program is free of bugs, then not only would testing be practically impossible, but it would also be theoretically impossible.

If you can't test it, don't build it. If you don't test it, rip it out.

I have to think as Bugs Bunny, not of Bugs Bunny.

I got run over by a bug-eyed dummy, I guess.

If you were to draw Bugs, the easiest way is to learn how to draw a carrot and then hook a rabbit onto it

I get a lot of stuff from Germany - stuffed bugs and tarantulas.

I got bitten by the free software bug in February of 1998 around the time of the Mozilla announcement.

I have faith in God and not that we have evolved from a rock, not from worshiping the environment or endangered bugs.

I know people whose entire lives are ruined by fame. If you make yourself exclusive, people want to break that down, but if you go about doing your shopping, no one bugs you.

I know I'm a person who's been bugged for years about the up and down weight thing.

I loved being outside. We'd hold lightning bugs in our fingers and pretend they were diamond rings.

I like the old-school Warner Bros. Looney Tunes cartoons. I'm talking Wile E. Coyote, Road Runner, Bugs Bunny and Marvin the Martian!

I'm terrified of bugs and I travel with sprays, lotions, potions; the lot. I have to check the room before I go to sleep and if I come across a bug and fail to remove it I have to sleep in a separate room as I'm paranoid that I'll be taken advantage of as I sleep.

I loved Wilson Pickett, so I just went on from there. I became sort of a semi-groupie because, I don't know, I got bitten by the music bug.

I'm a bit of a caveman - I don't go out into the digital space very often. I lie facedown on the grass and count how many bugs I can find.

I'm empathetic to a fault. I really do - embarrassingly enough - tear up when someone squishes a bug in front of me.

I'm not looking to freak people out - eating rodents or bugs. I don't do that anymore.

I'm not saying we purposely introduced bugs or anything, but this is kind of a natural result of any complexities of software... that you can't fully test it.

In other words, crew deaths are a feature, not a bug," Cassaway said, dryly.

Is our situation not dismal? Wonderland is so discombobulated that lady bugs have turned belligerent and enlisted in the queen's army! Punish their conversion!

In the good old days physicists repeated each other's experiments, just to be sure. Today they stick to FORTRAN, so that they can share each other's programs, bugs included.

In the bacteriology lab, we have culture plates. You put a bug in there and it starts growing and gets bigger and bigger and bigger. And it grows until it finally fills the whole plate. And it crashes and dies.

I played many sports, but when that golf bug hit me, it was permanent.