Best 180 quotes in «bugs quotes» category

I find that writing unit tests actually increases my programming speed

If the objective of testing were to prove that a program is free of bugs, then not only would testing be practically impossible, but it would also be theoretically impossible.

If there is a bug in your code than you have to drop everything you're doing and go fix it.

I like the old-school Warner Bros. Looney Tunes cartoons. I'm talking Wile E. Coyote, Road Runner, Bugs Bunny and Marvin the Martian!

If you can't test it, don't build it. If you don't test it, rip it out.

I get a lot of stuff from Germany - stuffed bugs and tarantulas.

I got bitten by the free software bug in February of 1998 around the time of the Mozilla announcement.

I got run over by a bug-eyed dummy, I guess.

I have to think as Bugs Bunny, not of Bugs Bunny.

I know people whose entire lives are ruined by fame. If you make yourself exclusive, people want to break that down, but if you go about doing your shopping, no one bugs you.

If you were to draw Bugs, the easiest way is to learn how to draw a carrot and then hook a rabbit onto it

I have faith in God and not that we have evolved from a rock, not from worshiping the environment or endangered bugs.

I know I'm a person who's been bugged for years about the up and down weight thing.

I'm not looking to freak people out - eating rodents or bugs. I don't do that anymore.

I'm a bit of a caveman - I don't go out into the digital space very often. I lie facedown on the grass and count how many bugs I can find.

I loved being outside. We'd hold lightning bugs in our fingers and pretend they were diamond rings.

I loved Wilson Pickett, so I just went on from there. I became sort of a semi-groupie because, I don't know, I got bitten by the music bug.

I'm empathetic to a fault. I really do - embarrassingly enough - tear up when someone squishes a bug in front of me.

I'm not saying we purposely introduced bugs or anything, but this is kind of a natural result of any complexities of software... that you can't fully test it.

I'm terrified of bugs and I travel with sprays, lotions, potions; the lot. I have to check the room before I go to sleep and if I come across a bug and fail to remove it I have to sleep in a separate room as I'm paranoid that I'll be taken advantage of as I sleep.

In the good old days physicists repeated each other's experiments, just to be sure. Today they stick to FORTRAN, so that they can share each other's programs, bugs included.

In other words, crew deaths are a feature, not a bug," Cassaway said, dryly.

In the bacteriology lab, we have culture plates. You put a bug in there and it starts growing and gets bigger and bigger and bigger. And it grows until it finally fills the whole plate. And it crashes and dies.

I played many sports, but when that golf bug hit me, it was permanent.

Is our situation not dismal? Wonderland is so discombobulated that lady bugs have turned belligerent and enlisted in the queen's army! Punish their conversion!

It has been discovered that C++ provides a remarkable facility for concealing the trival details of a program - such as where its bugs are.

I started racing myself and once you get bitten by that bug you really are hooked.

Is there anything sweeter than the touch of another as she pulls a dead bug from your fur?

It bugs me when they have people my age [28] playing teenagers.

Microsoft Products are Generally Bug Free

It is difficult to write about any form of mental disease, especially your own, without sounding as if you were examining a bug under glass.

It really bugs me that someone will tell me, after I spent 20 years being educated, how I'm supposed to think.

I've never been compared to Bugs Bunny and that's amazing, thank you.

I would like to go for a ride with you, have you take me to stand before a river in the dark where hundreds of lightning bugs blink this code in sequence: right here, nowhere else! Right now, never again!

Just take them rascals [rapists, killers, child abusers] out in the swamp / Put 'em on their knees and tie 'em to a stump / Let the rattlers and the bugs and the alligators do the rest.

Maybe happiness is like a virus. Maybe it's one of those bugs that sits for a long time, so we don't even know that we are infected.

More than the act of testing, the act of designing tests is one of the best bug preventers known.

It's a bug that cars were invented before computers.

It's not about me - it's like, "How can I help you?" And when you give like that, you receive so much. It was an incredible experience, but it also gave me that bug: I wanted new music so badly.

It's true, I had hacked into a lot of companies, and took copies of the source code to analyze it for security bugs. If I could locate security bugs, I could become better at hacking into their systems. It was all towards becoming a better hacker.

I was always scared in the amateurs, but the minute I got in the ring it was like another person took over. I become more vicious. In there I love to hurt people. Outside I can't hurt a bug.

Life was simple when you were a Shield Bug.

Mark Twain said, The right word is to the nearly right word as lightning is to the lightning bug. Fill your book with lightning.

My reply is: the software has no known bugs, therefore it has not been updated.

MRSA, which is a kind of super bug mutant, is killing 10,000 people a year in Britain

My dad is a pilot so I think I was born with the travel bug.

My back only bugs me when I sleep wrong. I feel my knee more than anything, the left one. It's arthritic.

My parents were travelers. Every time my parents got ten dollars ahead they went somewhere. That's what they did. So I got the bug from them.

No. You know what really bugs me about my videos? When they can't figure out what to do, they just have me change clothes five times.

Nothing seems to please a fly so much as to be taken for a currant; and if it can be baked in a cake and palmed off on the unwary, it dies happy.