Best 180 quotes in «bugs quotes» category

You know you've had a rough night when the bugs in your kitchen look up at you and go, "WTF

This is not your standard “How to restore” your VW Beetle book. It’s also not a workshop manual. Aside from a basic rundown on the differences between various bug models through the years, there is a section on some things you can do to preserve your bug. Mostly however, what I’ve done is reviewed all the things I did to my bugs and put those ideas together as cheap, skillful, cheap, d.i.y, cheap means of enhancing your grocery getter’s performance and handling.

Ugly or beautiful, it is the little creatures that make the world go round. We should celebrate and appreciated them in all their wonderful diversity.

When you see cockroaches freebasing the insecticide it's time to get professional help. The bugs will never know.

You don't like it? Just leave it, try something new… nobody has said you can't do that, right?

An entomologist is not a bug.

About 90 percent of the downtime comes from, at most, 10 percent of the defects.

A design remedy that prevents bugs is always preferable to a test method that discovers them.

A flat black bug, that is London.

And 1.1.81 is officially BugFree(tm), so if you receive any bug-reports on it, you know they are just evil lies.

A FEATHER. A feather is trimmed, it is trimmed by the light and the bug and the post, it is trimmed by little leaning and by all sorts of mounted reserves and loud volumes. It is surely cohesive.

A good threat is worth a thousand tests.

A lot of my shows in the past have been more theatrical than others, but you really get the bug for it when you direct on stage.

Bugs are not going to inherit the earth. They own it now. So we might as well make peace with the landlord.

Another effective [debugging] technique is to explain your code to someone else. This will often cause you to explain the bug to yourself. Sometimes it takes no more than a few sentences, followed by an embarrassed "Never mind, I see what's wrong. Sorry to bother you." This works remarkably well; you can even use non-programmers as listeners. One university computer center kept a teddy bear near the help desk. Students with mysterious bugs were required to explain them to the bear before they could speak to a human counselor.

Anyone can squash a bug but all professors of this world couldn't build one.

Avoiding complexity reduces bugs.

Bugs Bunny is my muse.

Bugs is who we want to be. Daffy is who we are.

Fancy optimizers have fancy bugs.

Compared to the bugs and the spiders and flies, I am an apeman.

Design bugs are often subtle and occur by evolution with early assumptions being forgotten as new features or uses are added to systems.

Fame is an odd thing. It bugs you a little bit, but it's really not bad.

Camp life is demanding, and even the simplest daily routine becomes a chore in a climate with 90 per cent humidity, not to mention the bugs.

Each new user of a new system uncovers a new class of bugs.

Frogs are smart - they eat what bugs them.

Fortunately, the second-to-last bug has just been fixed.

For you, someone kind of quiet and mysterious-" "I'm not mysterious," I interrupted. "You are a little. And sometimes people don't know whether to interpret silence as confidence or fear. They're looking at you like you're a bug so maybe you'll feel like you are one.

First law: The pesticide paradox. Every method you use to prevent or find bugs leaves a residue of subtler bugs against which those methods are ineffective.

I ate a bug once. It was flying around me. I was trying to get it away. It went right in my mouth. It was so gross!

Given enough eyeballs, all bugs are shallow.

Greenspun's Tenth Rule of Programming: any sufficiently complicated C or Fortran program contains an ad hoc informally-specified bug-ridden slow implementation of half of Common Lisp.

Here Skugg lies snug As a bug in a rug.

-He's his rival in love!*inuyasha hits shippo*why'd you do that!? shippo,if you bug inuyasha you'll only feel his fist.-Miroku+shippo

Hey, we all have our fear. Mine is bugs and lobsters!

Given enough eyeballs, all bugs are shallow (e.g., given a large enough beta-tester and co-developer base, almost every problem will be characterized quickly and the fix obvious to someone).

I brought the Beetle to life with a roar. Well. Not really a roar. A Volkswagen Bug doesn't roar. But it sort of growled.

I came out to California from Texas, to the Haight, and the Fillmore and all that stuff, and totally got the bug.

I did the one concert, and I was not bitten by the conducting bug, and I thought I was done, but then the phone started to ring, and gradually, over time, I started conducting more and more. Now a third of my performances are with orchestras.

I'd love to be animated. I've always wanted to jump off of a bridge and not be hurt, like Bugs Bunny.

I dont like it when people dont hold the door. I dont know, that really bugs me... I guess I like manners.

I don’t expect to find inspiration. It just sort of comes. Sometimes you step on a bug and you get inspired.

I don't have a Bluetooth thing on my ear. That bugs me.

I fantasize and idealize myself as Bugs Bunny, but I know deep down I'm Daffy Duck.

I find that writing unit tests actually increases my programming speed

If camping is so great, why are the bugs always trying to get in your house?

If debugging is the process of removing software bugs, then programming must be the process of putting them in.

If the objective of testing were to prove that a program is free of bugs, then not only would testing be practically impossible, but it would also be theoretically impossible.

I get a lot of stuff from Germany - stuffed bugs and tarantulas.

If you can't test it, don't build it. If you don't test it, rip it out.