Best 180 quotes in «bugs quotes» category

When you see cockroaches freebasing the insecticide it's time to get professional help. The bugs will never know.

You don't like it? Just leave it, try something new… nobody has said you can't do that, right?

You know you've had a rough night when the bugs in your kitchen look up at you and go, "WTF

A FEATHER. A feather is trimmed, it is trimmed by the light and the bug and the post, it is trimmed by little leaning and by all sorts of mounted reserves and loud volumes. It is surely cohesive.

About 90 percent of the downtime comes from, at most, 10 percent of the defects.

A design remedy that prevents bugs is always preferable to a test method that discovers them.

A flat black bug, that is London.

A good threat is worth a thousand tests.

And 1.1.81 is officially BugFree(tm), so if you receive any bug-reports on it, you know they are just evil lies.

An entomologist is not a bug.

Another effective [debugging] technique is to explain your code to someone else. This will often cause you to explain the bug to yourself. Sometimes it takes no more than a few sentences, followed by an embarrassed "Never mind, I see what's wrong. Sorry to bother you." This works remarkably well; you can even use non-programmers as listeners. One university computer center kept a teddy bear near the help desk. Students with mysterious bugs were required to explain them to the bear before they could speak to a human counselor.

Anyone can squash a bug but all professors of this world couldn't build one.

Avoiding complexity reduces bugs.

Bugs Bunny is my muse.

Bugs are not going to inherit the earth. They own it now. So we might as well make peace with the landlord.

A lot of my shows in the past have been more theatrical than others, but you really get the bug for it when you direct on stage.

Bugs is who we want to be. Daffy is who we are.

Camp life is demanding, and even the simplest daily routine becomes a chore in a climate with 90 per cent humidity, not to mention the bugs.

Each new user of a new system uncovers a new class of bugs.

Compared to the bugs and the spiders and flies, I am an apeman.

Fame is an odd thing. It bugs you a little bit, but it's really not bad.

First law: The pesticide paradox. Every method you use to prevent or find bugs leaves a residue of subtler bugs against which those methods are ineffective.

Fortunately, the second-to-last bug has just been fixed.

Fancy optimizers have fancy bugs.

Frogs are smart - they eat what bugs them.

For you, someone kind of quiet and mysterious-" "I'm not mysterious," I interrupted. "You are a little. And sometimes people don't know whether to interpret silence as confidence or fear. They're looking at you like you're a bug so maybe you'll feel like you are one.

Here Skugg lies snug As a bug in a rug.

-He's his rival in love!*inuyasha hits shippo*why'd you do that!? shippo,if you bug inuyasha you'll only feel his fist.-Miroku+shippo

Design bugs are often subtle and occur by evolution with early assumptions being forgotten as new features or uses are added to systems.

Given enough eyeballs, all bugs are shallow.

Given enough eyeballs, all bugs are shallow (e.g., given a large enough beta-tester and co-developer base, almost every problem will be characterized quickly and the fix obvious to someone).

I brought the Beetle to life with a roar. Well. Not really a roar. A Volkswagen Bug doesn't roar. But it sort of growled.

Greenspun's Tenth Rule of Programming: any sufficiently complicated C or Fortran program contains an ad hoc informally-specified bug-ridden slow implementation of half of Common Lisp.

I ate a bug once. It was flying around me. I was trying to get it away. It went right in my mouth. It was so gross!

I came out to California from Texas, to the Haight, and the Fillmore and all that stuff, and totally got the bug.

Hey, we all have our fear. Mine is bugs and lobsters!

I'd love to be animated. I've always wanted to jump off of a bridge and not be hurt, like Bugs Bunny.

I don’t expect to find inspiration. It just sort of comes. Sometimes you step on a bug and you get inspired.

I dont like it when people dont hold the door. I dont know, that really bugs me... I guess I like manners.

I don't have a Bluetooth thing on my ear. That bugs me.

I did the one concert, and I was not bitten by the conducting bug, and I thought I was done, but then the phone started to ring, and gradually, over time, I started conducting more and more. Now a third of my performances are with orchestras.

I fantasize and idealize myself as Bugs Bunny, but I know deep down I'm Daffy Duck.

I find that writing unit tests actually increases my programming speed

If debugging is the process of removing software bugs, then programming must be the process of putting them in.

If the objective of testing were to prove that a program is free of bugs, then not only would testing be practically impossible, but it would also be theoretically impossible.

If you can't test it, don't build it. If you don't test it, rip it out.

If camping is so great, why are the bugs always trying to get in your house?

If there is a bug in your code than you have to drop everything you're doing and go fix it.

I got bitten by the free software bug in February of 1998 around the time of the Mozilla announcement.

If you were to draw Bugs, the easiest way is to learn how to draw a carrot and then hook a rabbit onto it