Best 3255 quotes in «laughing quotes» category

Must a name mean something?" Alice asked doubtfully. Of course it must," Humpty Dumpty said with a short laugh; "my name means the shape I am - and a good handsome shape it is, too. With a name like yours, you might be any shape, almost.

my 6 foot goddess makes me laugh the laughter of the mutilated who still need love... she has saved me from everything that is not here

My buddies, we've always just tried to make each other laugh. I mean, just like all friends hanging out - that's the goal.

My boyfriend isn't a rock star. His values are rock solid. We met at a dinner and he made me laugh.

My brother was a great audience, and if he liked the picture, he would laugh and laugh and laugh, and he would want to keep the picture. Making people laugh with an image I had created... what power that was!

My dad knows how to tell a story. He'd make me laugh by doing all the different voices.

My dad loved to laugh. He was very funny and very silly.

My dad would always say, 'What can you do to make the world a better place?' Well, I can make people laugh.

My dogs have never been good at things like "sit," "stay," or even "come." I think that we've given the tourists a few laughs, especially when the dogs hit the end of their leashes hard enough to drag Gloria down the street.

My dream in life is to write the one gag that makes everyone in the world laugh.

My duty is to try to reach beauty. Cinema is emotion. When you laugh you cry.

My earlier poems were sadder than my poems are today, perhaps because I wrote them in confusion or when I was unhappy. But I am not a melancholy person, quite the contrary, no one enjoys laughing more than I do.

My experience tells me that any time you hear people laughing on a sitcom, it's the writers who happen to be closest to the microphones - not the audience.

My family were hitters. If you made them laugh, they didn't hit you. My dad wouldn't hit me if I got him with humor right between the eyes.

My fans are so funny, they make me laugh so much. I've got some really, really, funny, clever fans.

My father used to call me the laughing hyena.

My father would invite me sweetly to come and sit on a stool at his feet, and, as I let myself trustingly down, he would gently kick the seat from under me - and laugh.

My favorite kinds of comedies are ones that hopefully make you laugh a lot, but ultimately make you care about something in the end, even if it's just a little bit.

My favorite thing in the world was to make people sing - until I made people laugh. Then that became my favorite thing in the world.

My favorite movies are movies that I go in and I leave deeply affected. Whether I laugh really hard or whether I cry really hard, I just want to feel really affected in that moment.

My favorite part is being engaged with somebody's story and life, and getting a laugh with people I have a tremendous amount of respect for or not, and being challenged by the immediacy of conversation.

My favourite people to follow on Twitter are... my fans. They make me laugh so much and keep me smiling.

My favorite work is The Full Monty because I got an Oscar for it. But it was really hard work at the time. Sometimes comedy is not a bundle of laughs to actually do.

My first time on stage was the class "graduation" at the Comedy Store. It was awesome. Everything got huge laughs and I just thought I knew how to do comedy.

My focus is to forget the pain of life. Forget the pain, mock the pain, reduce it. And laugh.

My friends and I sometimes laugh at each other that there is so much maintenance of a body. I paid no attention when I was younger.

My friends tell me that I've calmed down, that I seem more centered. I don't know, I think my inner self was more hollow before, which made me more scattered, and more needy to get laughs.

My grandfather can barely even hear, and Chevy Chase makes a face, and he laughs.

MY INSPIRATION has always been Jeanne Calment, a Frenchwoman who smoked and drank every day and died a few years ago at the age of 122. When asked the secret of her longevity, she replied: 'I laugh a lot.' Well you would, wouldn't you.

My job is to go out and entertain the most people possible. The job is to make people laugh. I don't have a mission. I don't have a torch to burn.

My little boy Sonny makes me laugh all the time. He has good comedic timing.

My mother always told me if I rode a motorcycle with a boy, she'd kill me." ... She couldn't hear him laugh, but she felt his body shake. "She wouldn't say that if she knew me," he called back to her confidently. "I'm an excellent driver." -Clary & Jace, pg.289-

My mother's greatest joy in life was to make people laugh. Although that is difficult to do right now, I know her final wish would be that we return to laughing soon.

My mother's greatest joy in life was to make people laugh.

My mother used to say, "When you can learn to laugh at yourself, a lot of healing comes from that.

My music is basically all about witty punchlines and lyric progression that is aimed to make you laugh or say "Woah.

My own laugh is the real thing and I've had it all my life.

My Pa always said, Live fast, die laughing, thats the way to do it.

My music started out as a complete joke, so really all I was doing was going for witty punchlines to make all of my buddies laugh.

My parents, and librarians along the way, taught me about the space between words; about the margins, where so many juicy moments of life and spirit and friendship could be found. In a library, you could find miracles and truth and you might find something that would make you laugh so hard that you get shushed, in the friendliest way.

My own personal rule is to tell jokes that I think the person I'm making them about can laugh at, to go home and tell their family, oh, my gosh.

My only goal is to make you laugh, not tell you the truth.

My parents always told me to be myself. I was always funny and silly as a kid. And I would always make them laugh. And they always told me to dream big and follow those dreams.

My philosophy towards life is to enjoy it to the fullest and have fun. I am one of those 'laugh-out-loud' kinds. I am quirky, yet witty.

My philosophy of life is that I am deeply, deeply serious about my work and for the rest I like to have a few laughs.

My son makes me super giddy, especially when he laughs. His laugh makes me laugh like a maniac!

My tears cure cancer too, it's just that I laugh at cancer patients.

My soul, never laugh at sin's fooleries, lest thou come to smile at sin itself. It is thine enemy, and thy Lord's enemy.

My vanity is not dead. I laugh when I see pictures of myself as I am now-maybe so I won't cry, but just because it is really funny how much I've changed.

My twitter fans are all pretty weird. A lot of them are kind of weirdly sexually aggressive. Some of them made me laugh and then I instantly tried to forget them, because I'd hate to find myself in a bar kind of drunk and accidentally use one.