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The vices we scoff at in others laugh at us within ourselves.

The vulgar only laugh, but never smile; whereas well-bred people often smile, but seldom laugh.

The voice gets to the soul of a person more than any other instrument. Because it's the voice. It sings talks, it cries, it laughs, it squeals, it barks, it shouts it whispers, There is no other instrument that can do that. We're born with it.

The way I see it, you have to take every chance you get because there may not be another one. You have to learn from your mistakes because nobody's perfect. You have to laugh, love & live every day as if it's your last.

The way you get through having a shitty job is to laugh a lot and goof around.

The well-known old remark of Cato, who used to wonder how two soothsayers could look one another in the face without laughing.

The whole idea of comedy, there is nothing normal about going up on stage to make strangers laugh. But I'm also not an exhibitionist like other comics. I'm not up there talking about masturbating.

The whole point of growing up is learning to stay on the laughing side.

The whole thing about working in front of the camera is to make people laugh when they're not supposed to.

[The woman] paused and seemed to take a deep breath. 'You see,' she declared. 'I am Tom Mallow's aunt.' Catherine's first instinct was to burst out laughing. She wondered why there was something slightly absurd about aunts; perhaps it was because one thought of them as dear, comfortable creatures, somehow lacking in dignity and prestige.

The women I know who have gone through breast cancer still laugh a lot. They're not crying all day.

The woman let out an expansive laugh that resounded through the house like a spray of broken glass.

The word 'Spanx' was funny. It made people laugh. No one ever forgot it.

The world distribution of French movies is a laughing matter. That is a fact.

The world is a thing we must of necessity either laugh at or be angry at; if we laugh at it, they say we are proud; if we are angry at it, they say we are ill-natured.

The world is not entirely comic and it's not entirely dramatic. You have a laugh and then someone finds a lump and you deal with that. Because that is what life is like.

The world is laughing at us. They're laughing at the stupidity of our President [Barack Obama]. Remember he drew the line in the sand - the line is in the sand.

The world laughs at things it would really prefer to admire, and like Aesop's fox it criticizes things it covets.

The world is too dangerous for anything but truth and too small for anything but love. We can never really love anybody with whom we never laugh. Love is in the giver, not the gift.

The world laughs in flowers.

The world will never be converted to God unitl Christians cry less and laugh and sing more.

The world would see the beauty of the packaging, but only I knew the man inside it and how precious he was. His intimate smiles and his deep husky laugh, the gentleness of his touch and the ferocity of his passion were all reserved for me.

The worst evil that you can do, psychologically, is to laugh at yourself. That means spitting in your own face.

The worst thing you can do to a dictator is laugh at him.

They always tell me nobody's working as hard as you and even though I laugh it off man, it's probably true.

They are not embarrassed to cry with you when you are hurting or laugh with you when you make a fool of yourself.

The worst thing is a rainy day with no laughs

They all laugh. We all laugh. And it occurs to me that I might be meeting Tobias's true faction. They are not characterized by a particular virtue. They claim all colors, all activities, all virtues, and all flaws as their own.

They don't make you pay for the humor. It's up and down, but they're trying to give you as many laughs as possible in 2 minutes. They are the most honest comedians ever.

They can certainly expect to be very impressed with the technical aspects of the show, fooled and led up the garden path by the story and ultimately have a jolly good laugh!

They laughed much harder than the memory was funny because it felt good to laugh.

They filled our lives so much, the films they were in made us laugh, think and cry. Through their work they shared a piece of our soul. We will miss them with the sadness with which we miss an old friend.

The young man who has not wept is a savage, and the older man who will not laugh is a fool.

They laughed at Edison and Einstein, but somehow I still feel uncomfortable when they laugh at me.

They never let Rider [Strong] and I do scenes together because we would look at each other and start laughing.

They’re waiting for you. Go on in.” Adrian leaned close to Keith’s ear and spoke in an ominous voice. “If.You.Dare.” He poked Keith’s shoulder and gave a "Muhahaha” kind of monster laugh.

They say God laughs when you make plans, that's why I make appointments and sometimes reschedule.

They're making me out to be a serial marrying person or something. I'm laughing at that.

They, the conservatives, are the real outsides, they tell us, gazing with disgust upon the ludicrous manners of the high and mighty. Or, they tell us, they are rough-and-ready proles, laughing along with us at the efforts of our social "betters" to reform and improve us. That they are often, in fact, people of privilege doing their utmost to boost the fortunes of a political party that is the traditional tool of the privileged is a contradiction that does not trouble them.

They signed the unwind order just to spite each other,but laugh,laugh,laugh,Hayden, because if you ever stop laughing,it might just tear you apart worse than a Chop Shop.

They told me I would find it difficult to find work because of the way that I look and they weren't wrong. [laughs] I thought, "Well, I'll prove you wrong" because I genuinely believed that the world was a more diverse place than they perhaps viewed it to be.

They say that if you get bored enough with calamity you can learn to laugh.

They were both totally laughing, and he was twirling her, and her hair was flying around like she was in a shampoo commercial. Seriously. She could have sold conditioner to a bald man the way she looked out there.

They want to let the audience figure things out and let the reaction shot get the laugh.

They used to laugh at me when I refused to ride on all those double decker buses, all because there was no driver on the top.

They were actually really nice to me [in Fast 8]. We had BBQs every day on set. We had a lot of laughs and a lot of good times.

Things that make me laugh range from a wonderful stand-up like Jerry Seinfeld, Louis C.K. and Chris Rock to my son Gabe, who does great improv work. I also look backwards to the great comedic actors like Jackie Gleason, Paul Lynde and Phil Silvers.

Things have different qualities, and the soul different inclinations; for nothing is simple which is presented to the soul, and the soul never presents itself simply to any object. Hence it comes that we weep and laugh at the same thing.

Things are changed by a faith that defies obstacles and laughs at impossibilities.

Things do look pretty grim, but I think there are more laughs in Hellboy in Hell than there are in B.P.R.D.: Hell on Earth. I think Hell is getting nicer and Earth is getting worse. Once we figured out what we were doing, the whole point of the Hellboy/B.P.R.D. stuff has always been evolution. The kind of evolution we're seeing on Earth is nasty evolution - part of this kind of evolution is that you have to wipe out what was there before you can replace it.