Best 178 quotes in «mail quotes» category

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    There’s so much love sent through the mail.

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    To write is human, to get mail, Divine!

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    To write is human, to get mail: Devine!

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    To write is human, to receive a letter: Devine!

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    The door opened. She looked in the mirror and suppressed a curse. Slipping in behind some tourists, that winged shadow was back again. Karou rose and made for the bathroom, where she took the note that Kishmish had come to deliver. Again it bore a single word. But this time the word was Please.

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    Usually if you pray from the heart, you get an answer—the phone rings or the mail comes, and light gets in through the cracks, so you can see the next right thing to do. That’s all you need.

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    We worshipped a great white body that was an avalanche of good news, and we slit it open in every part. “That can’t go through the mail,” the postman gasped, “because that is a super-stabbed body!” The super-stabbed body rose up, with many butterknives sticking out of it, and said, “I AM the mail.” It had so many lovers.

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    Adamant," Doren said proudly, handing over the shield. "We fished it out of the tar pit where we found the shirt of mail." "Probably all belonged to the same careless adventurer," Newel speculated. "Too much money, not enough talent.

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    A good way to lose weight is to put salt on your ass and go to a petting zoo. But stay away from goats because I've seen them fornicate with a mail box.

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    All that means is that it wasn't personal to you. But it was personal to me.

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    An e-mail from a reader says that liberals like to take the moral high ground, even though their own moral relativism means that there is no moral high ground.

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    And Mandelstam says a poet - you go down to the shore and you see an unlikely looking from a bottle from the past, you open it. Mandelstam says, "It's okay to do so. I'm not reading someone else's mail. It was addressed to whoever found it. I found it, therefore it's addressed to me.

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    Any editing, software work, and mail is done in this exported Plan 9

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    An object imbued with intent — it has power, it's treasure, we're drawn to it. An object devoid of intent — it's random, it's imitative, it repels us. It's like a piece of junk mail to be thrown away.

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    As of today, the Postfix mail transport agent has almost 50,000 lines of code, comments not included.

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    And I love the hate mail I get, the unsigned, misspelled letters I get telling me to go back to Russia or wherever.

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    Congratulations. Your official super-nerd badge is in the mail.

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    Direct mail - it falls out of every magazine you open these days

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    Because Washington state now votes by mail, elections here tend to play out, at an agonizingly slow speed, over many days and, sometimes, weeks.

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    A writer can get into a vast deal of trouble through misquotation. If you ever want to receive lots of mail, I recommend you get a Shakespeare quote wrong in a magazine or newspaper.

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    E-mail is far more convenient than the telephone, as far as I'm concerned. I would throw my phone away if I could get away with it.

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    E-mails are the cancer of modern business.

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    Fundraisers treat men completely differently than women. As a matter of fact, many of them have the default on their direct mail set up to read "Mister," and it really rankles a lot of women.

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    Fan mail is one thing, but fans you meet in person are a different matter entirely.

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    Disclosure of private e-mails from government officials has been a legal issue in many states.

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    Everybody is a writer. Everybody uses e-mail and has Facebook pages and tweets.

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    Every program attempts to expand until it can read mail. Those programs which cannot so expand are replaced by ones which can.

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    Hillary [Clinton] bleached and deleted 33,000 e-mails after a congressional subpoena. She got a subpoena from Congress and she said, this is no good, this is terrible, because those 33,000 e-mails had bad stuff.

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    Forward my mail to Mars.

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    I already shred all my mail. What am I supposed to do now? Use pay phones? Smoke signals? Train pigeons? There's no such thing as privacy anymore.

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    H. L. Mencken told me once that he answered all his mail, pleasant and unpleasant, with just one line, 'You may be right.' That's the way I feel now. It is in the realm of possibility, just barely, that I could be the one who's wrong.

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    I always take a relationship to the next level. If that works out, I take it to the next level after that, until I finally reach that level when it becomes absolutely necessary for me to leave.

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    Half my fan mail comes from Japan.

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    I also request that, starting today, you refer to me by my new name and use the feminine pronoun (except in official mail to the confinement facility).

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    I don’t e-mail, I’ve never felt the particular need to e-mail.

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    I am not overlooking any mail. I'm looking at all of it. I even wrote back to the Viagra people.

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    I am at a loss to figure out how to rid my e-mail of those bottom-feeders of the electronic world, the generators of spam.... If I were Emperor of the World, I would lock all the spammers in a room and force them to watch nothing but TV commercials for the rest of their miserable lives, and I would condemn the people who respond to spammers to do nothing but clean the toilets in this room.

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    I don't know how many times a phone call or e-mail starts with, "I don't agree with anything you say but you're funny as hell so I listen to your show, I love your show.

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    I don't like to feel like I'm some fragile package that has to be shipped by high-priority mail and handled with white gloves.

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    I disagree with those who suggest that we permanently close down the U.S. mail on the grounds that it can kill you. That is sheer hysteria. I think we should permanently close down the U.S. mail on the grounds that it has been making us sick for quite a while.

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    If a fellow wants to be nobody in the business world, let him neglect sending the mailman to somebody on his behalf.

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    If e-mail had been around before the telephone was invented, people would have said, 'Hey, forget e-mail! With this new telephone invention I can actually talk to people!'.

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    I dont know if Im a heartthrob or if I want to be one! I heard that I get the most fan mail. Its very flattering, and lovely to be popular with the public.

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    I get e-mails from mothers asking me to call their daughters for a date. I have a great life.

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    If I dont get at least one e-mail every ten minutes, I feel unloved. Even junk mail makes me feel seen. Sad, I know. Sigh.

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    If you're not seeing each other anymore because things are so strained, and your only communication is a weekly e-mail, and you're wondering which medium is most appropriate for announcing your desire to break up - guess what, you've already broken up.

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    I get a lot of fan mail and stuff, and usually it's for me to sign stuff.

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    I dont want no mail. Send me a Facebook message.

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    I had my daughter by C-section, so knew when and where she was going to be born. I got freakishly organized and prepared a group e-mail birth announcement. Unfortunately, I accidentally pressed Send All. I then had to send another e-mail saying, "I'm really sorry but I haven't actually had the baby yet." Then, when I actually did have the baby, I felt too embarrassed to send another e-mail saying, "I've definitely had the baby now.

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    I get mail; therefore I am.