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    Funny story: I was hanging out with Adam Shankman for Samantha Ronson's birthday, and Lance Bass was there. I don't really know Lance, but he comes over to me and goes, 'Hey, I just wanted to let you know I'm a fan of 'Pretty Little Liars' and I'm rooting for your character.' It was surreal! That's how 'PLL' has changed my life.

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    God,” I moaned. “Do they use that stuff as rocket fuel?” “No one made you keep drinking it.” “Hey, don’t get preachy. Besides, I had to be polite.” “Sure,” she said.

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    Gert: Wake me when the fight scene's over. Kitty Pryde: Oy, tell me about it. Hey, I'm Kitty. You the token pacifist of your group? Gert: Not exactly. Pacifists are like vegans, I'm more of a vegetarian. I enjoy fish and occasional maulings.

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    God says to me with a kind of smile, "Hey how would you like to be God awhile And steer the world?" . . . . "How much do I get? What time is lunch?" . . . . "Gimme back that wheel," says God. "I don't think you're quite ready yet.

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    Garrett must have sensed I was awake. "Hey Detective," he said to Uncle Bob, who was now trudging across the grating toward us. "I think we're losing her. I have no choice but to perform mouth-to-mouth." "Don't you dare," I said, my lids still in lockdown.

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    Graves: It’s going to snow. Dru Anderson: Thanks for the warning. Graves: Hey, no problem. First one’s free.

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    Growing new organs of the body as they wear out, extending the human lifespan? What's not to like? Then in the last phase of this transition people begin to realize, hey, I thought of it already - this is something that everyone can enjoy.

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    Have you seen the cover of Newsweek? They have Martha Stewart on the cover, but it's not actually Martha. It's a doctored photo. They put Martha's head on a slimmer woman's body. And Martha was very upset about this. She said, 'Hey, if I wanted my face on another woman's body, I'd stay in prison.'

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    Herman Cain was unaware that China is a nuclear power. And I said to myself, 'Hey, Herman, how about making an unwanted advance on a history book?'

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    Hello George. Hey Martha (Percy) Did you bring us a rat? (George) George, stop it!He's busy! (Martha) Too busy for rats? That's just sad. (George)

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    Have you ever had a gay friend lose weight and you can't decide if it's good news or not? Hey you look... great?

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    Hey, a disclaimer about me: I’m rude.

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    Hey, Macey, sorry to drop in but Cammie just had to be alone with me. You know how she gets.

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    Hey Mantle, you win. You're the worst.

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    Hey Mason, wipe the drool off your face. If you're going to think about me naked, do it on your own time." [...] "This is my time, Hathaway. I'm leading today's session." "Oh yeah?" I retorted. "Huh. Well, I guess this is a good time to think about me naked, then." "It's always a good a time to think about you naked," added someone nearby, breaking the tension further.

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    Hey Mason, wipe that drool off you face. If you're going to think about me naked, do it on your own time. -Rose to Mason

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    Hey motor cycle mama, you gonna marry me?

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    Hey Nana, do you remember the first time we met? I beleive in things like fate. So I think it was fate.

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    Hey ! Ain t it glorious to be living?

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    Hey, Amy, did you ever want to, like, get on the conveyor belt and see what happened? Like,'Hey don't mind me, I'm just hanging with cargo'?

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    Hey big mouth, how do you spell triple?

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    Hey, boss? (Vik) Not now, Vik. (Syn) Dude, listen to the metallic life form. (Vik)

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    Hey! Don't laugh at me for that cupcake thing. I enjoy cupcakes, therefore EVERYONE should enjoy cupcakes.

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    Hey, even the Mona Lisa is falling apart.

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    Hey, hey, the working man, the working man like me. I ain't never been on welfare, that's one place I won't be.

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    Hey, I always say: if you want a quiet life, become a monk.

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    Hey, all I was trying to do was keep my country and my family safe!

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    Hey, angel, your horns are sticking up.

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    Hey, ay, ay, ay...smoke weed everyday.

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    ... Hey, I didn't know you didn't like baloney." I went cold. "I don't like it. I never liked it." Soda just looked at me. "You used to eat it. That's why you wouldn't eat anything while you were sick. You kept saying you didn't like baloney, no matter what it was we were trying to get you to eat." "I don't like it," I repeated.

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    Hey buddy, don't you be no square, if you can't find a partner use a wooden chair.

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    Hey can mean anything. It can mean yes, it can mean maybe, it could mean no, it could mean next week. Hey, the bottom line is you have to understand me to understand hey.

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    Hey, Colt Cabana, how you doing?

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    Hey, did somebody step on a duck?

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    Hey, dont hate the player, hate the team.

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    Hey, Finnick, come on in! We figured out how to make you pretty again!

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    Hey @giseleofficial, I feel ya girl. #kidding #fakebaby #soymilk #shameless.

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    Hey Grover! Thorn's kidnapping us! He's a poisonous spike-throwing maniac! Help!

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    Hey, guys!" Grover yelled somewhere above us. "I think she's unconscious!" "Roooaaarrr!" "Maybe not," Grover corrected.

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    Hey, Hank, I notice all the women around your place lately ... good looking stuff; you're doing all right." "Sam," I say, "that's not true; I am one of God's most lonely men.

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    Hey,” he said softly. He moved closer to the bars, pressing his face between them. “I always said you were jailbait, but this is ridiculous.

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    Hey-hey-hey-hey! Smoke weed every day!

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    Hey, I can cook." "How do you know? You haven't eaten anything since before the Norman Conquest." "I've never had any complaints." "Given the infants you date, I'm not surprised. You could serve them sawdust and they'd eat it with a smile, dazzled by the swing of your broadsword." "What do you know about the swing of my broadsword?" "More than I care to. Women talk." Which shut him up, as he started wondering who'd said what.

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    Hey, I'm a Catholic deer hunter, I am happy to be clinging to my guns and my religion.

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    Hey diddle diddle, Ray Rice up the middle.

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    Hey, Ethan." "Yeah?" "Remember the Twinkie on the bus? The one I gave you in second grade, the day we met?" "The one you found on the floor and gave me without telling me? Nice." He grinned and shot the ball. "It never really fell on the floor. I made that part up.

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    Hey, get a nice shot of the brand-new Mr. and Mrs. Hunter Hearst Helmsley!

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    Hey,' he said. It came out hard and frustrated. 'I told you to smile because you're pretty when you smile.' She walked to the bottom of the steps, then looked back at him. 'It'd be better if you thought I was pretty when I don't.

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    Hey I bruise," Hale said. "Also, you are freakishly strong.

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    Hey, I'm a former union president myself and also an attorney that represented a lot of unions.