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    Every time I see a bluebird, I say, well, hey, all this hard work is all worth while.

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    Ewwww-eee-wwww. Hey Ash, you vant to suck my blud? (Fang) No, thanks. The last thing I want is to catch parvo from you, or some other freaky dog disease that makes me lift my leg around hydrants. (Acheron)

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    Facebook, from what I can tell, is the virtual equivalent of dropping into the homes of several million people, all of whom say at the same time: 'Hey! Let's set up the slide projector!

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    Find an organization, shoot them an email, call them up, find them on Facebook and say "Hey, I want to volunteer." And that first step could lead to a whole life of engagement. It could be a pretty exciting ride.

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    Faith my homegirl. I just wanna send a shout out to Faith. Hey girl.

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    Funny story: I was hanging out with Adam Shankman for Samantha Ronson's birthday, and Lance Bass was there. I don't really know Lance, but he comes over to me and goes, 'Hey, I just wanted to let you know I'm a fan of 'Pretty Little Liars' and I'm rooting for your character.' It was surreal! That's how 'PLL' has changed my life.

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    Garrett must have sensed I was awake. "Hey Detective," he said to Uncle Bob, who was now trudging across the grating toward us. "I think we're losing her. I have no choice but to perform mouth-to-mouth." "Don't you dare," I said, my lids still in lockdown.

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    God,” I moaned. “Do they use that stuff as rocket fuel?” “No one made you keep drinking it.” “Hey, don’t get preachy. Besides, I had to be polite.” “Sure,” she said.

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    Graves: It’s going to snow. Dru Anderson: Thanks for the warning. Graves: Hey, no problem. First one’s free.

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    Excuse me?" Jess asked in disbelief. "This is Frozen Zarek I'm talking to, right? Not some weird pod person?" He shook his head at Jess's joking. "It's me, dickless." "Hey, now, that's way too personal. I don't need to know that much about you.

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    Gert: Wake me when the fight scene's over. Kitty Pryde: Oy, tell me about it. Hey, I'm Kitty. You the token pacifist of your group? Gert: Not exactly. Pacifists are like vegans, I'm more of a vegetarian. I enjoy fish and occasional maulings.

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    Have you ever had a gay friend lose weight and you can't decide if it's good news or not? Hey you look... great?

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    Have you seen the cover of Newsweek? They have Martha Stewart on the cover, but it's not actually Martha. It's a doctored photo. They put Martha's head on a slimmer woman's body. And Martha was very upset about this. She said, 'Hey, if I wanted my face on another woman's body, I'd stay in prison.'

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    God says to me with a kind of smile, "Hey how would you like to be God awhile And steer the world?" . . . . "How much do I get? What time is lunch?" . . . . "Gimme back that wheel," says God. "I don't think you're quite ready yet.

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    Growing new organs of the body as they wear out, extending the human lifespan? What's not to like? Then in the last phase of this transition people begin to realize, hey, I thought of it already - this is something that everyone can enjoy.

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    Hello George. Hey Martha (Percy) Did you bring us a rat? (George) George, stop it!He's busy! (Martha) Too busy for rats? That's just sad. (George)

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    Hey Mantle, you win. You're the worst.

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    Herman Cain was unaware that China is a nuclear power. And I said to myself, 'Hey, Herman, how about making an unwanted advance on a history book?'

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    Hey, Macey, sorry to drop in but Cammie just had to be alone with me. You know how she gets.

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    Hey Mason, wipe that drool off you face. If you're going to think about me naked, do it on your own time. -Rose to Mason

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    Hey Mason, wipe the drool off your face. If you're going to think about me naked, do it on your own time." [...] "This is my time, Hathaway. I'm leading today's session." "Oh yeah?" I retorted. "Huh. Well, I guess this is a good time to think about me naked, then." "It's always a good a time to think about you naked," added someone nearby, breaking the tension further.

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    Hey motor cycle mama, you gonna marry me?

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    Hey Nana, do you remember the first time we met? I beleive in things like fate. So I think it was fate.

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    Hey, all I was trying to do was keep my country and my family safe!

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    Hey, a disclaimer about me: I’m rude.

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    Hey ! Ain t it glorious to be living?

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    Hey, angel, your horns are sticking up.

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    Hey, Amy, did you ever want to, like, get on the conveyor belt and see what happened? Like,'Hey don't mind me, I'm just hanging with cargo'?

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    Hey buddy, don't you be no square, if you can't find a partner use a wooden chair.

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    Hey big mouth, how do you spell triple?

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    Hey, boss? (Vik) Not now, Vik. (Syn) Dude, listen to the metallic life form. (Vik)

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    Hey! Don't laugh at me for that cupcake thing. I enjoy cupcakes, therefore EVERYONE should enjoy cupcakes.

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    Hey can mean anything. It can mean yes, it can mean maybe, it could mean no, it could mean next week. Hey, the bottom line is you have to understand me to understand hey.

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    Hey diddle diddle, Ray Rice up the middle.

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    Hey, Ethan." "Yeah?" "Remember the Twinkie on the bus? The one I gave you in second grade, the day we met?" "The one you found on the floor and gave me without telling me? Nice." He grinned and shot the ball. "It never really fell on the floor. I made that part up.

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    Hey, even the Mona Lisa is falling apart.

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    Hey, get a nice shot of the brand-new Mr. and Mrs. Hunter Hearst Helmsley!

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    Hey, ay, ay, ay...smoke weed everyday.

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    Hey, Colt Cabana, how you doing?

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    Hey, did somebody step on a duck?

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    Hey,' he said. It came out hard and frustrated. 'I told you to smile because you're pretty when you smile.' She walked to the bottom of the steps, then looked back at him. 'It'd be better if you thought I was pretty when I don't.

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    Hey I bruise," Hale said. "Also, you are freakishly strong.

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    Hey, I'm a former union president myself and also an attorney that represented a lot of unions.

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    Hey, I may loathe myself, but it has nothing to do with the fact that I'm Jewish.

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    Hey kid...Im thinking of you! Keep the faith! Youre never alone.

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    Hey man, can you talk to dolphins and pilot whales with that huge forehead of yours?

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    Hey man, I gotta straighten my face. This mellow thighed chick just put my spine out of place.

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    Hey, Mr. Cunningham. How's your entailment gettin' along?

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    Hey, and for what it's worth? Friends don't leave you alone in the woods. Friends are the ones who come and take you out.

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    Hey, any team can have a bad century.

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